Drew Curtis
@drewcurtis.bsky.social
Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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Some of you might have missed this from last week
In what may be South Australia’s 1st prosecution for unsanctioned sculptural animation, a 19-year-old woman appeared via telephone Tuesday before Mt Gambier Magistrates Court to answer charges that she improved public art without a permit. Read more below.
#australia #googlyeyes #vandalism #OddNews
#australia #googlyeyes #vandalism #OddNews
Teen Slaps Googly Eyes on $89,000 Mythical Creature Statue, Faces Criminal Charges
City officials call it “wilful damage,” teenage population calls it “what literally everyone was thinking.”…
oddnews.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Some of you might have missed this from last week
Today in "Least Surprising Thing Ever" news
Michigan state Rep. Bryan Posthumus’s legislative career has centered on protecting what he calls “traditional family values,” yet his name appears in leaked data from Ashley Madison, AdultFriendFinder, & Fling.com, according to records. Read more below...
#AshleyMadison #MI #politicians #OddNews
#AshleyMadison #MI #politicians #OddNews
Michigan Lawmaker Who Champions “Traditional Family Values” Found on Ashley Madison
His lawyer insists the accounts are fake, created by “a disgruntled former employee” who somehow knew his credit card numbers, birthday, home address, his personal email address…
oddnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Today in "Least Surprising Thing Ever" news
I deny all wrongdoing
November 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I deny all wrongdoing
Locals in Ireland report seeing a lion on the loose. Turns out to be a half-shaved local friendly dog named Mouse
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
County Clare spent the weekend on lion watch after a timber haulier caught video of a “lion-like animal” padding through Mount Shannon woods, prompting at least one man to check his backyard shed for gladiators. Read more below...
#dog #Garda #groomed #ireland #lions #police #OddNews
#dog #Garda #groomed #ireland #lions #police #OddNews
Irish Police Track “Lion” Through County Clare Woods
find 150-pound dog named Mouse who recently went full Lion King at the groomer.
oddnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Locals in Ireland report seeing a lion on the loose. Turns out to be a half-shaved local friendly dog named Mouse
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
No word on if anyone tried to teach him to walk backwards
Reposted by Drew Curtis
Yesssssss!!! That was a WILD time on Fark😂 @drewcurtis.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social
Birds of a feather.
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Yesssssss!!! That was a WILD time on Fark😂 @drewcurtis.bsky.social @pseudonic.bsky.social
Reposted by Drew Curtis
Nature is healing
My wife’s 25 year old coworker asked who Dick Cheney was today
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Nature is healing
I deny all wrongdoing
November 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I deny all wrongdoing
"The classic 'how many Poles' question has been updated to 'just one and their prompt was a zero shot.'"
A joint University of MD–Microsoft study has determined that AI takes instructions best in Polish, a result described as “surprising,” presumably because they’ve never tried arguing with a Polish grandma armed with 7 grammatical cases & a wooden spoon. Read more below.
#AI #poland #research #OddNews
#AI #poland #research #OddNews
Polish Leads for AI Prompts, Screwing in Lightbulbs, Submarine Doors
English remains competitive in apologizing profusely and forming committees about it.
oddnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The classic 'how many Poles' question has been updated to 'just one and their prompt was a zero shot.'"
"The felony charge didn’t survive the grand jury, which declined to indict the closest thing to a literal ham sandwich a grand jury is ever likely to see"
Jury selection begins Monday in federal court for Sean Dunn, a former DOJ paralegal accused of throwing a Subway sandwich at a federal agent during the District’s “please stop doing that” surge. Read more below...
#assault #jury #paralegal #sandwich #subway #trial #OddNews
#assault #jury #paralegal #sandwich #subway #trial #OddNews
DOJ Ex-Paralegal Heads to Trial for Alleged Footlong Battery. Jury To Weigh Intent, Condiments
A tale of one man, one sandwich, and a legal system desperately trying to stay on a low-carb diet.
oddnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"The felony charge didn’t survive the grand jury, which declined to indict the closest thing to a literal ham sandwich a grand jury is ever likely to see"
We used it for Dick Clark back in 2012
Damn, and I just thought of "Dick in a box"
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
We used it for Dick Clark back in 2012
@fark.com headline: "Dick goes limp"
JUST IN: Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice presidents in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney dead at 84
Dick Cheney, one of the most powerful vice president in American history, died Monday, according to a statement from his family. He was 84 years old.
n.pr
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
@fark.com headline: "Dick goes limp"
Still waiting for Trump to attempt to read the word "Nigeria" off a teleprompter
A Fox News report prompted Trump to post about Nigeria, setting off White House scramble
It’s still unclear what — if anything — the administration will do to counter Islamic militants in Nigeria, but precision drone strikes are among the preliminary options being considered.
www.nbcnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Still waiting for Trump to attempt to read the word "Nigeria" off a teleprompter
Waiting for the right headline to get submitted…
RIP @fark.com servers today. Hope you got enough bourbon @drewcurtis.bsky.social
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Waiting for the right headline to get submitted…
And now, for something completely different...
Alaska Charges “Knights of Ni” With $500K Medicaid Fraud in Farcical Aquatic Credentialing Ceremony
State Medicaid Fraud Unit unsheathes the Holy Hand Grenade of Anchorage.
oddnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
And now, for something completely different...
Reposted by Drew Curtis
Alaska prosecutors filed seven felony charges against The Knights of Ni LLC & its owner, Ryan Carroll, alleging more than $500,000 in fraudulent Medicaid billing, an amount that easily buys both a shrubbery & a tasteful path down the middle. Read more below.
#Alaska #holygrail #montypython #OddNews
#Alaska #holygrail #montypython #OddNews
Alaska Charges “Knights of Ni” With $500K Medicaid Fraud in Farcical Aquatic Credentialing Ceremony
State Medicaid Fraud Unit unsheathes the Holy Hand Grenade of Anchorage.
oddnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Alaska prosecutors filed seven felony charges against The Knights of Ni LLC & its owner, Ryan Carroll, alleging more than $500,000 in fraudulent Medicaid billing, an amount that easily buys both a shrubbery & a tasteful path down the middle. Read more below.
#Alaska #holygrail #montypython #OddNews
#Alaska #holygrail #montypython #OddNews
Royal Flush
Prince Andrew stripped of 'prince' title and will move out of Royal Lodge
He will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor - Buckingham Palace says
www.bbc.com
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Royal Flush
End times are truly upon us
'Truly terrifying' BBC legend is making a shock TV comeback after 25 years
The iconic character is said to have found a new generation of younger fans.
metro.co.uk
October 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
End times are truly upon us
Reposted by Drew Curtis
Serial TV-Appearer & expert in literally nothing, Kim Kardashian announced during this week’s “The Kardashians” that the 1969 Apollo 11 moon landing “didn’t happen,” a conclusion reached after what she described as extensive video-based research on TikTok. Read more below...
#moon #NASA #OddNews
#moon #NASA #OddNews
Noted Astrophysicist Kim Kardashian Claims Moon Landings Were Fake
Guess that settles it then.
oddnews.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"This is not the kind of thing you see every Halloween, not at this price point anyhow"
Police in Ingram Borough, PA, say they’re investigating after an 8-year-old returned from trick-or-treating with a small bag of white powder, a discovery that has reignited Halloween safety moral panic & several old family grudges. Read more below..
#candy #cocaine #Halloween #trickortreat #OddNews
#candy #cocaine #Halloween #trickortreat #OddNews
Police Confirm Baggie of Cocaine Found in Trick-Or-Treat Bucket
Meanwhile, the real mystery is which cousin’s ‘back pain’ just got worse.
oddnews.com
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
"This is not the kind of thing you see every Halloween, not at this price point anyhow"
Reposted by Drew Curtis
something I haven't seen shared much: if you are donating to a food bank because of the SNAP halt, check your employers matching donation policy! you can double your dollars with next to no effort
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
something I haven't seen shared much: if you are donating to a food bank because of the SNAP halt, check your employers matching donation policy! you can double your dollars with next to no effort
Demonheads
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Gland
100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Twig
Twig
October 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Demonheads
Nards
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
100 Gland
100 Gland
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Twig
Twig
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Nards
Today in horrible legal defense strategies (and also horrible cover pics):
Meta: Pirated Adult Film Downloads Were For "Personal Use," Not AI Training * TorrentFreak
Meta is using a classic BitTorrent defense in its legal battle with adult film producer Strike 3 Holdings.
torrentfreak.com
October 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Today in horrible legal defense strategies (and also horrible cover pics):
Reposted by Drew Curtis
I recorded two episodes of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton today. I'm coming back TOMORROW with a new episode, and I'm so excited for y'all to hear it.
You can subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and you can support the show at patreon.com/storytime, where I do some fun extras.
You can subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and you can support the show at patreon.com/storytime, where I do some fun extras.
Get more from It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton on Patreon
A Behind-the-Scenes Look at the Making of the Podcast
patreon.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I recorded two episodes of It's Storytime with Wil Wheaton today. I'm coming back TOMORROW with a new episode, and I'm so excited for y'all to hear it.
You can subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and you can support the show at patreon.com/storytime, where I do some fun extras.
You can subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, and you can support the show at patreon.com/storytime, where I do some fun extras.