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Drew Curtis
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Founder/CEO Fark.com. Likely time traveler
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“Other things are happening”

Uh oh. It’s on

Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2030. Hope you enjoyed 2025. It's as good as it gets for awhile
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Signal boost!
In some of the world's worst timing, my graphic novel came out today. 3.5 years of hard work to bring one of my scripts to life and it turned out beautifully. Please consider buying a copy for the kids in your life.
December 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2030. Here's what will happen in 2026. It's going to get weird, folks
Oddstradamus Predicts a Weird 2026
His visions reveal that 2026 will see competitive furniture racing, a TikTok outage, and “that thing with the geese.”…
oddnews.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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“We’ll get right on that,” said Zelensky.

#drone #russia #ukraine #VladimirPutin #war #Zelensky #OddNews
Ukraine Denies Drone Attack on Putin Residence but Thanks Russia for Excellent Suggestion
“We’ll get right on that,” said Zelensky.
oddnews.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Goddammit Drew
December 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Admission: I'm a time traveler from 2030…
December 30, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What day is it even?
December 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story:

Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole.

Randy, his arms down.

The Old Man, when the lamp broke.

Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hope you all are doing better than yesterday

Seriously this is my wish for the world

At all times

But let’s do it

Go
December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Whoa. Finally saw it
December 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Christ I can’t type anything without at least three autocorrects. Ask me anything. Also I l may pass out soon
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hit me w any other questions - I know this is bad because autocorrect says i shouldn’t. Multiple times as it turns out
December 24, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Currently would like to post some drunk wisdom but sober me will be horrified. Ask me anything
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Looking for a new Xmas tradition? Gävle Goat is still unburnt as of this moment. Will it survive this year? Livestream link below
The Galve Goat is still unburned as of 8:45 am EST. How long will it last? Live cam to the left, place your bets to the right
The Galve Goat is still unburned as of 8:45 am EST. How long will it last? Live cam to the left, place your bets to the right
www.fark.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Good news - he did:
December 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The Cybertruck of warships
December 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Anyone looking to be a future Internet Edge Lord better bone up on what "sour crude" is
December 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
'Magic balls' installed by drones could conquer US market thanks to game-changing performance: 'It's never been like this'
December 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Let’s go folks
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Quick everyone: announce your bad news. Everyone else is reading Epstein Files
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Nuclear fusion has been perpetually 20 years away from commercial viability for the past 70 years. Truth Social has been perpetually 6 months from profitability since 2021, showing similar commitment to aspirational timelines.”
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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What is the point of having a sprawling national security state if they can’t find out who did a mass shooting in broad daylight five days ago?
December 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM