Fat Apollo, baby!
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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
Pinned
Growing up in Nova Scotia
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
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Sometimes a picture is worth 1000 words, or you know, seven goals.
November 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Sometimes a picture is worth 1000 words, or you know, seven goals.
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There's a bioblitz planned for #Dartmouth Cove tomorrow.
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
There's a bioblitz planned for #Dartmouth Cove tomorrow.
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Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Would you believe me if I told you it got so much worse from there
Straight into the ....night
A Winnipeg couple have pleaded guilty to animal cruelty after being arrested for making videos of animals being killed and selling them on a messaging app — a venture that included more than 90 animals, ranging from kittens to birds to an axolotl.
Story: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Story: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Winnipeg couple plead guilty to animal cruelty after killing cats, birds, axolotl for videos they sold | CBC News
A Winnipeg couple have pleaded guilty to multiple counts of animal cruelty after being arrested last year for making videos of animals being tortured and killed and selling them on a messaging app — a...
www.cbc.ca
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Straight into the ....night
If a kid asked you if you wanted to see a dead parrot, would you?
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If a kid asked you if you wanted to see a dead parrot, would you?
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Good evening.
And now, for our special presentation, please enjoy Bert Parks singing Let 'Em In by Wings!
And now, for our special presentation, please enjoy Bert Parks singing Let 'Em In by Wings!
November 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Good evening.
And now, for our special presentation, please enjoy Bert Parks singing Let 'Em In by Wings!
And now, for our special presentation, please enjoy Bert Parks singing Let 'Em In by Wings!
Ever see something and go wow
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ever see something and go wow
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
Here it comes, lol, you all knew it
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Here it comes, lol, you all knew it
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
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Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
September 2, 2023 at 2:53 PM
Every day someone new learns that Oscar Isaac was in a late 90s Christian ska band. Who will today’s person be.
All the brits are asleep, damn gotta know ur audience mike, think man think
I was at a movie a long time ago and this guy stood up and said
"I'm sorry, but I need my pager on in case my wife goes into labour"
40 minutes beeper goes off
Every one cheers
Turns out it was Rachel Reeves
We feel stupid now
"I'm sorry, but I need my pager on in case my wife goes into labour"
40 minutes beeper goes off
Every one cheers
Turns out it was Rachel Reeves
We feel stupid now
November 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
All the brits are asleep, damn gotta know ur audience mike, think man think
oh i just ate 3 best before today donuts oh mna
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
oh i just ate 3 best before today donuts oh mna
I was at a movie a long time ago and this guy stood up and said
"I'm sorry, but I need my pager on in case my wife goes into labour"
40 minutes beeper goes off
Every one cheers
Turns out it was Rachel Reeves
We feel stupid now
"I'm sorry, but I need my pager on in case my wife goes into labour"
40 minutes beeper goes off
Every one cheers
Turns out it was Rachel Reeves
We feel stupid now
November 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I was at a movie a long time ago and this guy stood up and said
"I'm sorry, but I need my pager on in case my wife goes into labour"
40 minutes beeper goes off
Every one cheers
Turns out it was Rachel Reeves
We feel stupid now
"I'm sorry, but I need my pager on in case my wife goes into labour"
40 minutes beeper goes off
Every one cheers
Turns out it was Rachel Reeves
We feel stupid now
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This is some shit you say about Baron Harkonnen
September 15, 2024 at 2:49 AM
This is some shit you say about Baron Harkonnen
So I saw that Ozympic board ad during the World Series and went to the site.
5% off for the scripts.
nice
5% off for the scripts.
nice
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
So I saw that Ozympic board ad during the World Series and went to the site.
5% off for the scripts.
nice
5% off for the scripts.
nice
This is LITERALLY me now that I'm retired.
currently roasting bone
currently roasting bone
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This is LITERALLY me now that I'm retired.
currently roasting bone
currently roasting bone
Gersh Gives Gorgeous Groyper Gab Gal Goodbye
Dasha Dropped by Gersh Following Gab with Groyper
Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by Gersh and from an upcoming film project for a recent episode with Christian nationalist Nick Fuentes.
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Gersh Gives Gorgeous Groyper Gab Gal Goodbye
November 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Let’s make love under the Arkham Horror character card blanket.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Let’s make love under the Arkham Horror character card blanket.
He looks like a tube of toothpaste getting squeezed
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
He looks like a tube of toothpaste getting squeezed
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summoning the menswear guy like beetlejuice
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
summoning the menswear guy like beetlejuice
Getting my dead dad to tell me where teh monkey is buried
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Getting my dead dad to tell me where teh monkey is buried