banternn
@banternn.bsky.social
30s he/him married
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
I’m funny, it’s you that’s wrong.
Typos are my love language.
Occasional 🔞 posts.
Views expressed here are jokes & should not be taken seriously.
my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tryzr3lixzqvipx6teglxixe/feed/aaad53mfaeit2
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Cis allies, if you're not sure of a trans person's pronouns, be sure not to eat of their food or dance to their music, for if you do you may find yourself in the intoxicating reverie of the trans people for three hundred years, and though you age not a day, all your loved will be dead and gone.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Cis allies, if you're not sure of a trans person's pronouns, be sure not to eat of their food or dance to their music, for if you do you may find yourself in the intoxicating reverie of the trans people for three hundred years, and though you age not a day, all your loved will be dead and gone.
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my therapist listening to me talk myself into and out of doing something several times in the same session
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my therapist listening to me talk myself into and out of doing something several times in the same session
the best part about bedrotting is never leaving bed
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the best part about bedrotting is never leaving bed
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string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
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be cool like greg
for once i agree with los
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
be cool like greg
You’re at William Cutting.
I need you at Daniel Plainview.
I need you at Daniel Plainview.
You’re at Jordan Peele.
I need you at Rod Serling.
I need you at Rod Serling.
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
You’re at William Cutting.
I need you at Daniel Plainview.
I need you at Daniel Plainview.
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Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
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Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
turns out i don’t quit bad habits so much as shuffle them around a little
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a primordial pouch for my weed vapes
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
a primordial pouch for my weed vapes
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Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Fire Marshal: "There are too many kung fu fighters in here"
just sitting around longing for the present to become history
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
just sitting around longing for the present to become history
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god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
November 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
god every day is just gonna be a Whole Thing isn’t it
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy:
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I’m one microwave burrito away from becoming a microwave burrito.
November 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I’m one microwave burrito away from becoming a microwave burrito.
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
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"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"This isn't a competition", I say first before anyone else says it.
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Haha. I’ve gotten so many blocks today!
Block me harder daddy!
Block me harder daddy!
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Haha. I’ve gotten so many blocks today!
Block me harder daddy!
Block me harder daddy!
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maybe we could use another splash screen.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
maybe we could use another splash screen.
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should just give us GameCube Two
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
should just give us GameCube Two
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for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
for some reason, i don’t believe them