Busted Flip Flops
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Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana
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If I had to wear a bra, a thong up my ass, a tampon, and high heels I'd be a total bitch too. I get it ladies, I get it.
Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Sorry I’ve been an asshole lately, but in my defense I need to cut my fingernails, and everyone knows what a pain in the ass that is.
Show me where the wings are and I’ll fly in a helicopter.
No wings, no flying.
No wings, no flying.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Show me where the wings are and I’ll fly in a helicopter.
No wings, no flying.
No wings, no flying.
Well “The Big Beautiful Bill” has taken a whole new meaning these days.
November 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Well “The Big Beautiful Bill” has taken a whole new meaning these days.
Your mom has sat on your dad’s face more than once. Don’t believe me? You should ask her then.
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Your mom has sat on your dad’s face more than once. Don’t believe me? You should ask her then.
If you’re sitting on a toilet right now reading this just know we’re all rooting for you. You’ve got this, make it happen.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you’re sitting on a toilet right now reading this just know we’re all rooting for you. You’ve got this, make it happen.
Just another day of you wiping your ass for the good of society.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just another day of you wiping your ass for the good of society.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Ancient Proverb:
He who double dips his chips in the salsa is now the owner of an entire bowl of salsa.
He who double dips his chips in the salsa is now the owner of an entire bowl of salsa.
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Ancient Proverb:
He who double dips his chips in the salsa is now the owner of an entire bowl of salsa.
He who double dips his chips in the salsa is now the owner of an entire bowl of salsa.
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I’m to the age if I have to sit on the ground it will take five grunts and a moan to stand back up.
February 14, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I’m to the age if I have to sit on the ground it will take five grunts and a moan to stand back up.
You don’t scare me, you’re not a VCR from the ‘80 and ‘90’s that kept blinking 12:00 at all times of the day.
November 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You don’t scare me, you’re not a VCR from the ‘80 and ‘90’s that kept blinking 12:00 at all times of the day.
Michael Jackson’s song “Thriller” sounds so much better the week of Halloween.
October 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Michael Jackson’s song “Thriller” sounds so much better the week of Halloween.
When you were a kid was there any more awkward moment than running in to your teacher in a public place?
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
October 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
When you were a kid was there any more awkward moment than running in to your teacher in a public place?
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
The answer is no, no there wasn’t.
A jewelry heist in Paris, France, the mafia getting arrested for gambling in America…man this is the best damn “Oceans” movie I’ve ever seen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
A jewelry heist in Paris, France, the mafia getting arrested for gambling in America…man this is the best damn “Oceans” movie I’ve ever seen.
Remember that time you were driving and felt the need to take a shit? You were very concerned if you could make it to a toilet on time?
Welcome to the United States of America.
Welcome to the United States of America.
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Remember that time you were driving and felt the need to take a shit? You were very concerned if you could make it to a toilet on time?
Welcome to the United States of America.
Welcome to the United States of America.
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we are the chicken nuggets who never became tenders
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
we are the chicken nuggets who never became tenders
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🎶 My penis has a first name, it’s [redacted]
My penis has a second name, it’s [redacted]
Oh, I love to [redacted] it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say
[redacted] 🎶
My penis has a second name, it’s [redacted]
Oh, I love to [redacted] it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say
[redacted] 🎶
October 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
🎶 My penis has a first name, it’s [redacted]
My penis has a second name, it’s [redacted]
Oh, I love to [redacted] it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say
[redacted] 🎶
My penis has a second name, it’s [redacted]
Oh, I love to [redacted] it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say
[redacted] 🎶
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I’m sorry, but my breakdance card is full
*does the worm
*gets rushed to the hospital for doing the worm
*does the worm
*gets rushed to the hospital for doing the worm
October 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I’m sorry, but my breakdance card is full
*does the worm
*gets rushed to the hospital for doing the worm
*does the worm
*gets rushed to the hospital for doing the worm
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Never underestimate the therapeutic effect of standing your ground.
January 21, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Never underestimate the therapeutic effect of standing your ground.
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I agree with people the most when I want them to stop talking.
October 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I agree with people the most when I want them to stop talking.
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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you
October 21, 2025 at 11:52 PM
One day you’re young and carefree and the next you’re telling your knees to fuck off for giving up on you
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Wanna come over and make kool-aid popsicles in ice cube trays and make out?
October 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wanna come over and make kool-aid popsicles in ice cube trays and make out?
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Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.
October 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.
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Maybe we need to make streaking popular again.
October 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Maybe we need to make streaking popular again.
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Sometimes people make your soul happy no matter how long you’ve known them. Treasure those people.
September 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Sometimes people make your soul happy no matter how long you’ve known them. Treasure those people.
No one has more pressure to do something than the driver of the first car at a stop light does.
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
No one has more pressure to do something than the driver of the first car at a stop light does.
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did the math on how many paychecks till christmas. i didnt know "youre fucked" was a number
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
did the math on how many paychecks till christmas. i didnt know "youre fucked" was a number