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Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana
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If I had to wear a bra, a thong up my ass, a tampon, and high heels I'd be a total bitch too. I get it ladies, I get it.
Watching NFL Playoff football can lead to developing hyperthermia while sitting on your couch inside your warm house.
Dress appropriately.
Dress appropriately.
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Watching NFL Playoff football can lead to developing hyperthermia while sitting on your couch inside your warm house.
Dress appropriately.
Dress appropriately.
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Trying to fool myself into a better mood.
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Trying to fool myself into a better mood.
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I like you. Don't ruin it by being nice.
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I like you. Don't ruin it by being nice.
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In my free time I enjoy finding weeping willow trees and complimenting them to cheer them up
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
In my free time I enjoy finding weeping willow trees and complimenting them to cheer them up
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In my mind I say "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" but it usually just comes out "Look bitch, I don't give a fuck. Eat a dick"
January 24, 2026 at 12:24 PM
In my mind I say "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn" but it usually just comes out "Look bitch, I don't give a fuck. Eat a dick"
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starting to feel like it will never be the right day to stop sniffing glue
January 24, 2026 at 5:18 PM
starting to feel like it will never be the right day to stop sniffing glue
Life is crazy.
You never know when shit is going to hit the fan.
Always carry toilet paper with you.
You never know when shit is going to hit the fan.
Always carry toilet paper with you.
January 24, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Life is crazy.
You never know when shit is going to hit the fan.
Always carry toilet paper with you.
You never know when shit is going to hit the fan.
Always carry toilet paper with you.
Just another day of doing everything humanly possible to not get hit in the balls.
-Men
-Men
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Just another day of doing everything humanly possible to not get hit in the balls.
-Men
-Men
Kind of crazy how you can be lying in a warm cozy bed but if you move over one inch it becomes a frozen tundra complete with hyperthermia and frost bite.
January 24, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Kind of crazy how you can be lying in a warm cozy bed but if you move over one inch it becomes a frozen tundra complete with hyperthermia and frost bite.
Hey girl-No one is making you wear that bra.
Just saying….
Just saying….
January 24, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Hey girl-No one is making you wear that bra.
Just saying….
Just saying….
With the college football transfer portal being available to the student athletes I will never comprehend why the University of Hawaii isn’t stacked with the best of the best players every year?
Hawaii or a place that snows?
Duh.
Hawaii or a place that snows?
Duh.
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
With the college football transfer portal being available to the student athletes I will never comprehend why the University of Hawaii isn’t stacked with the best of the best players every year?
Hawaii or a place that snows?
Duh.
Hawaii or a place that snows?
Duh.
Cream of celery soup.
Because Satin wanted to tell you hello.
Because Satin wanted to tell you hello.
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Cream of celery soup.
Because Satin wanted to tell you hello.
Because Satin wanted to tell you hello.
Be the reason why your neighbors look at you and say “there goes the neighborhood.”
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Be the reason why your neighbors look at you and say “there goes the neighborhood.”
Cars, trucks, motorcycles, boats, and ships all have a horn on them. But God forbid if an airplane gets to have a horn.
People are weird.
People are weird.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Cars, trucks, motorcycles, boats, and ships all have a horn on them. But God forbid if an airplane gets to have a horn.
People are weird.
People are weird.
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Doctor: how’s your diet and exercise?
Me: my what?
Me: my what?
January 11, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Doctor: how’s your diet and exercise?
Me: my what?
Me: my what?
Never sneeze upwards to a moving ceiling fan unless you are prepared to take a shower.
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Never sneeze upwards to a moving ceiling fan unless you are prepared to take a shower.
If you want a reality check, then dance butt naked in front of a mirror. All kinds of jiggling body parts moving.
January 10, 2026 at 6:41 PM
If you want a reality check, then dance butt naked in front of a mirror. All kinds of jiggling body parts moving.
A drunk chick and a pair of tweezers is never a good combo.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
A drunk chick and a pair of tweezers is never a good combo.
Quit licking the door knobs, people. You’re spreading the flu.
January 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Quit licking the door knobs, people. You’re spreading the flu.
One politician endorsing another is like shit endorsing diarrhea.
January 4, 2026 at 7:50 PM
One politician endorsing another is like shit endorsing diarrhea.
Hey girl, I remember you played the flute in Jr. High School. Where did that get you today?
January 4, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Hey girl, I remember you played the flute in Jr. High School. Where did that get you today?
There really needs to be someone who hands out a participation ribbon and a plate of bacon every time you leave your house in the mornings.
January 3, 2026 at 3:46 PM
There really needs to be someone who hands out a participation ribbon and a plate of bacon every time you leave your house in the mornings.
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Happy New Year (threatening)
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Happy New Year (threatening)
Welcome to January, the longest month in your entire life.
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Welcome to January, the longest month in your entire life.
Recap from last night’s fireworks:
Boom, boom, boom, Kabbbbboooommmm, boom, crackle, crackle, boom, crackle, whistle, whistle, boom, kaboom, kaboom, boom!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!
Boom, boom, boom, Kabbbbboooommmm, boom, crackle, crackle, boom, crackle, whistle, whistle, boom, kaboom, kaboom, boom!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!
January 1, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Recap from last night’s fireworks:
Boom, boom, boom, Kabbbbboooommmm, boom, crackle, crackle, boom, crackle, whistle, whistle, boom, kaboom, kaboom, boom!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!
Boom, boom, boom, Kabbbbboooommmm, boom, crackle, crackle, boom, crackle, whistle, whistle, boom, kaboom, kaboom, boom!!!!!
Happy New Year!!!