HALLO I AM DOGG
@whoosagoodboymeee.bsky.social
Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Pinned
Jerking off and calling it "going number three"
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Vietnamese food has a concept I don't often see in western cuisine - "ngán."
It's translated as being bored but applies when your palate is dulled by the sameness in texture, taste.
We want our food to hit different notes. A bánh mì is simultaneously soft and crunchy, spicy and cool, fatty and sour.
It's translated as being bored but applies when your palate is dulled by the sameness in texture, taste.
We want our food to hit different notes. A bánh mì is simultaneously soft and crunchy, spicy and cool, fatty and sour.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Vietnamese food has a concept I don't often see in western cuisine - "ngán."
It's translated as being bored but applies when your palate is dulled by the sameness in texture, taste.
We want our food to hit different notes. A bánh mì is simultaneously soft and crunchy, spicy and cool, fatty and sour.
It's translated as being bored but applies when your palate is dulled by the sameness in texture, taste.
We want our food to hit different notes. A bánh mì is simultaneously soft and crunchy, spicy and cool, fatty and sour.
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I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
November 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I feel like a lot more people need to learn the difference between being nice and flirting. If I'm nice to you it's because I'm nice. If I'm flirting, I'm probably humping your leg
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a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips (licks my mashed potatoes)
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 PM
a moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips (licks my mashed potatoes)
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My coworker just told me her daughter put saran wrap on the turkey because she didn’t have any foil. IN THE OVEN
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My coworker just told me her daughter put saran wrap on the turkey because she didn’t have any foil. IN THE OVEN
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I will never live down "Peesenting"
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I will never live down "Peesenting"
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Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Peesensting, an ORIGINAL SKEET BY ME:
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
waffles should have more confidence
***do not read below this line****
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ALL PIE IS GOOD PIE, STOP HATING ON PIE AND BE GRATEFUL, DAMMIT
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ALL PIE IS GOOD PIE, STOP HATING ON PIE AND BE GRATEFUL, DAMMIT
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
my take on Food Discourse is that it's always ridiculous but it's also nice to be fighting about dumb internet shit again instead of dealing with Oppressive Despair all the time so please keep posting your bad takes
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Thanksgiving week is Burning Man for people with bad food opinions
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Thanksgiving week is Burning Man for people with bad food opinions
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The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The greatest lie the devil ever told is that shower sex is great
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when you sign up for salty's onlycans account
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
when you sign up for salty's onlycans account
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forgot sbout this vision i had
(jurassic park theme music plays) wow. it's beautiful.
(camera pans to reveal a field of nude, giant, disembodied asses as far as the eye can see)
(camera pans to reveal a field of nude, giant, disembodied asses as far as the eye can see)
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
forgot sbout this vision i had
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i got chatGPT to make me a nyquil hot cheetos monster energy ice cream recipe for my ninja creami so idk what you are talking about obviously ai recipes absolutely slap
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
i got chatGPT to make me a nyquil hot cheetos monster energy ice cream recipe for my ninja creami so idk what you are talking about obviously ai recipes absolutely slap
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why should i pay hundreds of dollars to see Minnie Mouse, when i can simply leave food on my floor for a few days and see Many Mouse, for free
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
why should i pay hundreds of dollars to see Minnie Mouse, when i can simply leave food on my floor for a few days and see Many Mouse, for free
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And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
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Not now, gotta go put on my sex cardigan
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Not now, gotta go put on my sex cardigan
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guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right
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Getting vaccinated is the real punk rock.
Getting vaccinated is the real counter cultural move.
Getting vaccinated is the real counter cultural move.
CDC’s new top deputy had ordered his state health department to stop promoting mass vaccinations amid a flu surge www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Louisiana health official who halted state vaccine campaign tapped as CDC’s No. 2
Ralph Abraham, a Louisiana health official who stopped promoting mass vaccination vaccines, has been appointed as the CDC's principal deputy director
www.washingtonpost.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Getting vaccinated is the real punk rock.
Getting vaccinated is the real counter cultural move.
Getting vaccinated is the real counter cultural move.
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"mommy, did you know that Underpants Homer will be the first Fortnite skin with nipples on it? Well, nipples you can see." Thank you my son for this valuable information
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"mommy, did you know that Underpants Homer will be the first Fortnite skin with nipples on it? Well, nipples you can see." Thank you my son for this valuable information
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are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
are your kids texting about "rizz king" alan dershowitz?
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
LOL: Loving OJ's Lawyer
BRB: Bari's Rizz Baron
SMDH: Sending More Dershowitz Hashtags
OMG: Opposing More Good (Pierogi)
STFU: Seventeen Technically Factually Underage
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people saying "harry potter was the first fandom" as if jesus christ didn't have TWELVE apostles smdh
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
people saying "harry potter was the first fandom" as if jesus christ didn't have TWELVE apostles smdh