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Just Mike
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Four score and 7 years ago....

A woodworker and a troublemaker.
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Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · Oct 30
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I just spent over 2 hours on hold with the IRS trying to clear up something for my mom, who passed away in May. An automated voice came on and said my call couldn't be taken. Call back later. And then it hung up on me.

Fuck.
January 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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To anybody I offended in 2025... work on yourself so I don't have to do it again in 2026.
January 3, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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The other day my doctor asked if I smoke or drink alcohol. I said I only drink it.
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Shoutout to everyone who said they would start eating healthy in the new year and already decided to wait until Monday.
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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You can't tell me what to do!
A picture of a sign taped above a urinal that says, "DON'T EAT GUM FROM URINAL"
December 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Now you know
A picture of the Sphinx from behind. There is an arrow pointed to the back labeled Sphinxter
December 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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That sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip and that breaks too
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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The good, old days
"It's 1980 and Santa smells like whiskey and Marlboro 100's" It's a pic of a creepy mall Santa from thr 80s holding 2 screaming kids
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Merry Christmas, you crazy people.
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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This should be a tshirt
A picture of Santa and Krampus. It says, "Santa in the streets. Kratos in the sheets."
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Who needs one?
"Elf in Yourself" It's an Elf on the Shelf in the shape of a butt plug
December 19, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Got my 23 and Me results back
It is a box from Trader Joe's that says, "Cracker Assortment"
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I was in Orlando this morning in shorts and a tshirt. Just got home and had to clear the drive
A selfie of me without a snow covered drive behind me
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Yes.
A picture of Clark Griswold from christmas vacation. It says, "When I was younger I used to laugh watching this guy have a meltdown at Christmas time... I get it now."
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Sleeping in now means waking up to no alarm. You wake up at the same time but you freestyle it instead.
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Just trying to coordinate here. When do we start to don outlook gay apparel? And how gay?
December 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Don't worry. I wore my nice gray sweats to the airport this morning
A picture looking down at my gray sweat pants
December 9, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Just me being me
A selfie of me in a white shirt and black tie with a Santa hat and small ornaments in my beard.
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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My favorite holiday special ever
A picture of a TV showing a snowy background with the title, "A Wish For Wings That Work" on it
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep, the other wants to know if penguins have knees.
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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If anyone can, could you please report this person? She is harassing many here.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Let's see what you think
A picture of Kevin from Home Alone sitting on the steps. It says, "you get to replace Kevin with ANY actor or movie character. Who creates the most unhinged version of Home Alone?"
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Finally found the perfect gift for my niece. She's been asking for one of these for years
A large jar with an Elmo doll and liquid inside. It is labeled, "Pickle Me Elmo" and is priced at $10
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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We commence to make ya...
The Mac Dad'll make ya...
The Daddy Mac will make ya...
Kris Kross'll make ya...
December 3, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM