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Just Mike
@justmike.bsky.social
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Four score and 7 years ago....

A woodworker and a troublemaker.
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So far 2025 feels like being awake during surgery
November 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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No inspirational quote for today. Punch them if you need to.
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I do look good in bucket hats 😆
Me wearing white sunglasses and a bucket hat on the beach
November 4, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Reading way above my grade level didnt get Mr as far in life as I had hoped
November 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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My snuggle buddy tonight.
A brown headed Jack Russell Terrier with her head stuck out from a blanket.
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Your next task is to not mention how dark it is at 5pm for the next 3 months It's a picture of the competitors in Squid Game looking upset
November 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Dear NBC... try using spellcheck
An intro video for the football game on NBC in which they spell Seattle with only 1 t
November 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Orange chicken dino nuggets. Follow me for more recipes.
A bowl of dino nuggets with an orange sauce, sesame seeds, and some diced scallions
November 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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They loved it.
A picture of a front porch with a jack o lantern and an orange bowl. A hand written sign says, "Plwaae only ONE crab rangoon per kid."
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Yep
"If you are ever feeling stupid, just remember that Walmart sells skeletons of invertebrate animals." It includes a picture of an "octopus skeleton"
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Half of the potatoes are gone
October 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Trick or treating is tonight in my town. Don't question it. We are giving the kids an option of candy or a potato.
2 plastic cauldrons in front of a fire pit. One has candy. The other has potatoes
October 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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I'm no Portland Frog, but I got it going on with this
Me in an 8 foot inflatable flamingo costume
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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This one is Jovie
A Jack Russell terrier with a brown head and white leg sticking out from under a blanket
October 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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My big black dog laying with me on the couch, using my leg for a pillow
October 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I haven't made one of these in a few years
A cartoon of a man caving a round hole into a pumpkin. It says, "If you only carve one hole in it, it's an Ejaculantern."
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I should call her
A pink balloon in the shape of Mickey Mouse's head, but one of the ears is deflated, making it look like a nipple
October 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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No kings. Only pumpkins. Doing Gourdy's Pumpkin Run this morning... but I'm walking
Me at a baseball stadium holding a pumpkin
October 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Yeah!
As we get closer to Halloween, remember: no stoner likes your kid enough to give them their edibles.
October 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Please be careful
"BEWARE: As Halloween gets closer, parents need to make sure to LOOK at your child's candy. Some people are giving out what looks like normal candy, but it turns out to be Katl Marx's classic critique of capitalism "Das Kapital" in the original German." It's a picture of a bunch of candy with a copy of th3 book mixed in.
October 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Pick your favorite
Things you can burn for stress relief. Sage Frankincense Marijuana Racists Pedophiles Lavender
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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This is so damn good
Jerk salmon, a salad, and a sweet potato, brussel sprout, and bacon side
October 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Unsolicited shtick pic
A picture of the Three Stooges. Moe is in the middle with his pinkies hooked in Larry and Curly's noses.
October 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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You tell someone they were in your dreams and they automatically think sexual. Bruh you morphed into a dinosaur and chased me through walmart.
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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This
Don't call yourself a gamer if you never played this back on the day. It's a picture of a handheld water ring toss game from the 80s
October 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM