Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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Mike Johnson crawled out of Trump’s ass saw his shriveled balls now there’s 3 more yrs of masculine insecurity
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Mike Johnson crawled out of Trump’s ass saw his shriveled balls now there’s 3 more yrs of masculine insecurity
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told my kid I have a bluesky account and he asked me not to tell anyone else
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
told my kid I have a bluesky account and he asked me not to tell anyone else
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January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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“The people of Minnesota have forced the Trump administration into a strategic retreat—one inflicted not as rioters or insurgents, but as neighbors.” This sentence from @adamserwer.bsky.social made me unexpectedly get choked up. It’s weird what does that these days. But still …
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“The people of Minnesota have forced the Trump administration into a strategic retreat—one inflicted not as rioters or insurgents, but as neighbors.” This sentence from @adamserwer.bsky.social made me unexpectedly get choked up. It’s weird what does that these days. But still …
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Bovino’s haircut looks like if a Karen designed a merkin
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Bovino’s haircut looks like if a Karen designed a merkin
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It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
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My baby: *shits herself and cries*
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
My baby: *shits herself and cries*
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
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my skircle is a drain.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
my skircle is a drain.
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the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
June 11, 2023 at 4:58 PM
the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
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Music. Thats what I need.
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Music. Thats what I need.
Hi, I like your stuff
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Hi, I like your stuff
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Ice floes in the Yellowstone River
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Ice floes in the Yellowstone River
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The bear doesn’t give you CPTSD
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
The bear doesn’t give you CPTSD
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Beards are the chairs of the face
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Beards are the chairs of the face
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There is plenty of dick in the sea and you can have my portion.
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
There is plenty of dick in the sea and you can have my portion.
(Whispers in your ear)
I’m ready for good people to be violent
I’m ready for good people to be violent
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
(Whispers in your ear)
I’m ready for good people to be violent
I’m ready for good people to be violent
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Her: Will you please take that stupid bathrobe off?
Me: It’s not a bathrobe, it’s a wizard’s robe.
Her: You’re not magic, Ben.
Me: Watch me make my job disappear.
Me: It’s not a bathrobe, it’s a wizard’s robe.
Her: You’re not magic, Ben.
Me: Watch me make my job disappear.
January 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Her: Will you please take that stupid bathrobe off?
Me: It’s not a bathrobe, it’s a wizard’s robe.
Her: You’re not magic, Ben.
Me: Watch me make my job disappear.
Me: It’s not a bathrobe, it’s a wizard’s robe.
Her: You’re not magic, Ben.
Me: Watch me make my job disappear.
I don’t get in vehicles with fluffy steering wheels.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I don’t get in vehicles with fluffy steering wheels.
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It's actually illegal to move a cat
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 AM
It's actually illegal to move a cat
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I just took a edible, ate some cheesy poofs, and took a shower so hot that I think I entered a fugue state.
AMA
AMA
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 AM
I just took a edible, ate some cheesy poofs, and took a shower so hot that I think I entered a fugue state.
AMA
AMA
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I’m at peace with knowing that fuck ass bitches are fuck ass bitches
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I’m at peace with knowing that fuck ass bitches are fuck ass bitches
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guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM
guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.