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Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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Mike Johnson crawled out of Trump’s ass saw his shriveled balls now there’s 3 more yrs of masculine insecurity
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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told my kid I have a bluesky account and he asked me not to tell anyone else
January 27, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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“The people of Minnesota have forced the Trump administration into a strategic retreat—one inflicted not as rioters or insurgents, but as neighbors.” This sentence from @adamserwer.bsky.social made me unexpectedly get choked up. It’s weird what does that these days. But still …
Minnesota Proved MAGA Wrong
The pushback against ICE exposed a series of mistaken assumptions.
www.theatlantic.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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Bovino’s haircut looks like if a Karen designed a merkin
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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It’s not a block, it’s the end of this journey together
January 26, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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My baby: *shits herself and cries*
Me: now you’re just acting like your father
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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my skircle is a drain.
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters
June 11, 2023 at 4:58 PM
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Music. Thats what I need.
January 23, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Hi, I like your stuff
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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Ice floes in the Yellowstone River
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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The bear doesn’t give you CPTSD
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
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Beards are the chairs of the face
January 22, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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There is plenty of dick in the sea and you can have my portion.
January 23, 2026 at 2:06 AM
(Whispers in your ear)

I’m ready for good people to be violent
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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Her: Will you please take that stupid bathrobe off?

Me: It’s not a bathrobe, it’s a wizard’s robe.

Her: You’re not magic, Ben.

Me: Watch me make my job disappear.
January 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
I don’t get in vehicles with fluffy steering wheels.
January 22, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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It's actually illegal to move a cat
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 AM
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I just took a edible, ate some cheesy poofs, and took a shower so hot that I think I entered a fugue state.

AMA
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 AM
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I’m at peace with knowing that fuck ass bitches are fuck ass bitches
January 22, 2026 at 6:14 AM
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guys minneapolis is a living hell today. they've tear-gassed so many people, tear-gassed a park, beaten people up in front of me. greg bovino is rolling around to gas stations and posing in front of them, trying to cause a riot.
January 21, 2026 at 9:33 PM