Chabby D
@chabbyd.bsky.social
AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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You don’t need to be your own worst critic. Give Yourself a five star review and tell everyone to suck it
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You don’t need to be your own worst critic. Give Yourself a five star review and tell everyone to suck it
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🎶every jizz begins with jaaaaayyy🎶
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
🎶every jizz begins with jaaaaayyy🎶
Throw away last year’s holiday wrapping paper before this shit gets out of hand again.
November 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Throw away last year’s holiday wrapping paper before this shit gets out of hand again.
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Trying to grow out my hair again. It's at the stage I'd call pompadour + beaver tail mullet + Lego hair.
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Trying to grow out my hair again. It's at the stage I'd call pompadour + beaver tail mullet + Lego hair.
If you’re trying to go grocery shopping with me you better be wearing running shoes. We are not slowing down.
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If you’re trying to go grocery shopping with me you better be wearing running shoes. We are not slowing down.
I didn’t always have a beard but you have to go way way back to find photographic evidence (1997)
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I didn’t always have a beard but you have to go way way back to find photographic evidence (1997)
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My toxic trait is I will “just one more time” myself to death
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My toxic trait is I will “just one more time” myself to death
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This is an honest to god (literally?) real life person’s Facebook profile picture.
I put the emoji over her face
I put the emoji over her face
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is an honest to god (literally?) real life person’s Facebook profile picture.
I put the emoji over her face
I put the emoji over her face
Main dish or GTFO
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Main dish or GTFO
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Do not settle for these Victor Frankensteins. You deserve The Monster and you know it, queen.
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Do not settle for these Victor Frankensteins. You deserve The Monster and you know it, queen.
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Do you ever say out loud to a mother deer “Why are your kids in the road? Why. You’re over there eating leaves and Bambi is in the middle of the road.” I do.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Do you ever say out loud to a mother deer “Why are your kids in the road? Why. You’re over there eating leaves and Bambi is in the middle of the road.” I do.
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It's that special time of year when nights out often end with someone giving you game meat just killed that day out of the back of their truck
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It's that special time of year when nights out often end with someone giving you game meat just killed that day out of the back of their truck
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Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Can't wait to see what kind of extra unhealthy coping mechanisms I'll develop to make it through the holidays
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the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the early bird gets the worm and so does the late bird, birds love worms and there are a lot of worms
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Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Don't rly appreciate the word "miracle" being used in the title of skin care products
Shop grenade. It’s for emergencies.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Shop grenade. It’s for emergencies.
Three months no weed and I’m still weird as fuck. Good to know it wasn’t just from the weed.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Three months no weed and I’m still weird as fuck. Good to know it wasn’t just from the weed.
I would be the loudest librarian
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I would be the loudest librarian
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Someone needs to take your phone away.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Someone needs to take your phone away.
Me when the coworker doesn’t put tools away after using them
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me when the coworker doesn’t put tools away after using them
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You can't hurt my feelings. I'm a December baby.
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You can't hurt my feelings. I'm a December baby.
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One of my female ancestors pushed a man off a cliff when he got too handsy, if you were looking for some inspiration today
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
One of my female ancestors pushed a man off a cliff when he got too handsy, if you were looking for some inspiration today
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Idk why, but the guy at Starbucks looked at me weird when I asked what kind of dog they put in their pup cups.
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Idk why, but the guy at Starbucks looked at me weird when I asked what kind of dog they put in their pup cups.
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Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for
November 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ok so the “rear wiper” button in my car is not what I thought it was for