Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
· Jan 17
swear to god, if it turns out I'm currently "living my best life" I am going to be fucking furious
no, I didn’t see any “northern lights.”
I did a little something called “watching television” ever heard of it?
I did a little something called “watching television” ever heard of it?
November 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
no, I didn’t see any “northern lights.”
I did a little something called “watching television” ever heard of it?
I did a little something called “watching television” ever heard of it?
hokay, that is too many emojis in that profile header, cowgirl
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
hokay, that is too many emojis in that profile header, cowgirl
“Is Neo The One?”
“Ermmm, I mean, who else are you gonna get at this point?”
“Ermmm, I mean, who else are you gonna get at this point?”
JAKE TAPPER: Do you still have confidence in Chuck Schumer as leader of the Senate?
BERNIE SANDERS: If Schumer steps down, who is going to take his place?
BERNIE SANDERS: If Schumer steps down, who is going to take his place?
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“Is Neo The One?”
“Ermmm, I mean, who else are you gonna get at this point?”
“Ermmm, I mean, who else are you gonna get at this point?”
Reposted by Jeff Mac
They quit making pennies so now I have to beat people with a sock full of nickels. Damn inflation
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They quit making pennies so now I have to beat people with a sock full of nickels. Damn inflation
anyway my boss was making a point and he said, "It reminds me of that movie...um..." and then he paused to think before giving any more context.
one of my coworkers shouted out "Look Who's Talking Too"
one of my coworkers shouted out "Look Who's Talking Too"
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
anyway my boss was making a point and he said, "It reminds me of that movie...um..." and then he paused to think before giving any more context.
one of my coworkers shouted out "Look Who's Talking Too"
one of my coworkers shouted out "Look Who's Talking Too"
the point is, we need to tax people down to a level where their net worth doesn't make everybody tell stupid people that their ideas are brilliant
November 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the point is, we need to tax people down to a level where their net worth doesn't make everybody tell stupid people that their ideas are brilliant
as always, this is just what happens when a guy has so much money that no one is allowed to go...
"that is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard. don't say that again. don't speak for one calendar year"
...in meetings.
"that is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard. don't say that again. don't speak for one calendar year"
...in meetings.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
as always, this is just what happens when a guy has so much money that no one is allowed to go...
"that is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard. don't say that again. don't speak for one calendar year"
...in meetings.
"that is the dumbest fucking idea I have ever heard. don't say that again. don't speak for one calendar year"
...in meetings.
this is the kind of nonsense that comes out of a ponzi scheme guy's mouth when you tell him you want to cash out
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
this is the kind of nonsense that comes out of a ponzi scheme guy's mouth when you tell him you want to cash out
it seems like the timeline consistency problems in the Bond films could all be solved by realizing that no one gives a shit
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
it seems like the timeline consistency problems in the Bond films could all be solved by realizing that no one gives a shit
I like the part in the three little pigs where they build the brick house, and they're finally safe, and then a couple of the pigs make a deal with the wolf to let him do whatever he wants.
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I like the part in the three little pigs where they build the brick house, and they're finally safe, and then a couple of the pigs make a deal with the wolf to let him do whatever he wants.
want to feel old?
Mamdani was elected exactly one thousand years ago
Mamdani was elected exactly one thousand years ago
November 11, 2025 at 12:45 PM
want to feel old?
Mamdani was elected exactly one thousand years ago
Mamdani was elected exactly one thousand years ago
hey, they should invent a mortgage that lasts until the day you die and you never own the place no matter how much you pay
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
hey, they should invent a mortgage that lasts until the day you die and you never own the place no matter how much you pay
1,000 year mortgage or GTFO
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
1,000 year mortgage or GTFO
anyway, I have an idea for a new kind of toaster where you tell it how light or dark you want the toast and then it sets it on fire immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
anyway, I have an idea for a new kind of toaster where you tell it how light or dark you want the toast and then it sets it on fire immediately.
even chuck schumer’s imaginary friends are like “ah, fuck that guy”
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
even chuck schumer’s imaginary friends are like “ah, fuck that guy”
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anyway, I just want there to be a thing in the constitution where you can have a vote to make a senator poor for life
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
anyway, I just want there to be a thing in the constitution where you can have a vote to make a senator poor for life
just saw a commercial for insurance that said “only pay for what you need” which is the literal definition of what insurance is not like
November 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
just saw a commercial for insurance that said “only pay for what you need” which is the literal definition of what insurance is not like
anyway, “why did I put my glass down on my phone like it’s a coaster: a memoir” is going to be a big, big hit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
anyway, “why did I put my glass down on my phone like it’s a coaster: a memoir” is going to be a big, big hit.
I like it when they go WE WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU in the exact moment that they are stopping fighting for me
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I like it when they go WE WILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU in the exact moment that they are stopping fighting for me
anyway, in "point of no return" (1993) when she's holding Gabriel Byrne at gunpoint and he's going "don't worry, everything's fine" and she goes "BULLSHIT, EVERYTHING'S FUCKED" I felt that.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
anyway, in "point of no return" (1993) when she's holding Gabriel Byrne at gunpoint and he's going "don't worry, everything's fine" and she goes "BULLSHIT, EVERYTHING'S FUCKED" I felt that.
Hell is empty. All the devils crave some attention.
kim davis...gavin mcinnes...the universe is really summoning some ancient white demons today
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Hell is empty. All the devils crave some attention.
today I was kind of a dick via email to some work clients who deserved it, please clap
November 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
today I was kind of a dick via email to some work clients who deserved it, please clap
this actually made me laugh
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this actually made me laugh
see, the way the Senate works is you get rich and your voters all get fucked
Durbin said critics of his vote “need to understand how the Senate works”
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
see, the way the Senate works is you get rich and your voters all get fucked