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Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
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claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield

(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
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jeffmacishere.bsky.social
Really didn't think we had the technology to top Billy Bob Thornton's look. Always nice to be surprised.
Billy Bob Thornton wearing a...sigh...it's hard to explain. A black fedora(ish) over some kind of black head scarf. Big hoop earring. Pirate-ish beard and mustache. Black jacket with a name tag that says "Bud". and a bunch of gold chains like he's a rapper from the olden times.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
Well, I’d just like to know WHAT you mean by th— hang on. Don’t look at that. I’m trying to delete it. Don’t look at that picture. Ah, crap…
Starfield screenshot, Cap’n Raven, wearing her cool purple Va’ruun outfit with a purple Mohawk standing on her spaceship in front of a fireplace and a snowman complete with top hat. She has her arms wide as if to say YEAH??? WHAT???
November 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
drop something green
Starfield screenshot: a frog-shaped spaceship named "Frogue One" on a landing pad on some lifeless moon.
November 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
Also, @weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social I know you’ll appreciate Cora Coe’s…erm…advanced size?

This is one weird fuckin’ bug. And I can’t find anything online to figure out the cause. She’s just…BIG.

#MegaCora
Several crew members on a space ship in Starfield. In the foreground, there is a 12 year old who is…scaled up in size so she’s taller than the adults…but the same proportions. It’s weird, man.
October 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
I try not to micromanage my crew in Starfield — what’s a nice way to say “spread the fuck out a little, weirdos”?
Starfield screenshot, spaceship cockpit interior, about a dozen crew members all bunched up like weirdos”
October 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
As it turns out WE HAVE NO ONION RINGS!!!
Picture of a disapproving Sarah Morgan from Starfield in a blue and orange colored circle, with the caption “SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT”
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
ok, you think it's just some big joke, but they fucking GOT HER
Tilly Norwood, fake bullshit A.I. "actress" waving and smiling in a probably fake glass room with probably fake movie posters on the walls.
October 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
a rare photo of the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa, if anyone can identify her, please help
Tilly Norwood, A.I. golem , a fake person who does not exist except in your nightmares, waving with a friendly smile, sitting in a glass encased fake room with movie posters on the walls behind her.
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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me every time I try looking at mastodon
Tim from "I think you should leave" looking miserable behind the wheel of his car. He's saying "I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared" out the open window.
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
getting ready to see this youngster, hope he knows what he’s doing
Big Jumbotron pic of sir Paul McCartney
October 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
Space Frog Tuesday, you say???
starfield screenshot, a dark-ish green spaceship that looks a lot like a frog on a landing pad. ship name: Frogue One
September 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
But I mean whomever said asshole might be, whatev, who even knows?
Starfield screenshot of Sarah Morgan with the caption: SARAH MORGAN DISLIKED THAT
August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
hahaha, I would never. NEVER. I would never put someone in a hot shit outfit. And I would DEFINITELY never put them in punishment clothes because they were being annoying. definitely not something like this...
Starfield screenshot of the "Neon dancer outfit" which is a shiny bodysuit in various blues, purple, yello, and with black...spines? on the arms.
July 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
anyway, if you’ve played Starfield, you know that Sarah Morgan disliked that.

@weltschmerzsimp.bsky.social (this isn’t QUITE the risqué-est outfit, but it’s up there…)
Starfield screenshot, joyless Sarah Morgan wearing a really skanky black outfit that she would INSTANTLY dislike.
June 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
I somewhat get the idea, sure.
Starfield screenshot: Andreja on the left wearing a leather coat and…a bra maybe? Cap’n Angel on the right, wearing a blue duster. She’s got pink hair cut VERY stylishly through the clever use of HAIR MODS. They’re standing in front of some greenhouses on a lush alien world.
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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this is who runs this account
black and white yearbook (I assume) photo of a maybe 15y.o. me wearing a striped shirt and holding a trumpet and looking super annoyed at the camera.
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
we have these people come by all the time, but we tell them the truth: "We use Truly Nolen for our exterminator, and we picked him because his cars and trucks have either mouse ears or bug antennae on them."
a yellow exterminator truck with mouse ears on it.
June 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
anyway, I just heard some coyotes and thought about this awesome one who sat right outside my glass door a couple years ago.
a coyote sitting on a concrete paver chewing on his own back leg.
May 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
Speaking of critters, check out THIS fella I’d never seen before. It’s a “wiggler” and it’s so peaceful, it curls up like a kitty at your feet!
Starfield screenshot. A “Wiggler” on a planet called Tirna something. It’s a big green wormy thing that smiles at you and wiggles around at your feet if you approach it.
May 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
Ok which one of you assholes angered the gods and made them shell my house with iceballs? Sounded like I was inside John Bonham’s snare.
A man’s hand holding 5 massive pieces of hail.
May 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
anyway, Captain Brooklyn is ready to hit the Starfield and she is probably not going to suffer any fools very gladly.
Starfield screenshot, Captain Brooklyn on the bridge of her starship, Blackie. She’s wearing a white armored spacesuit and aviator shades. she has brown hair.
March 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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welcome to march in Albuquerque when anything goes and the scores can really change
Photo of a snow covered tree in front of a low stucco wall.
March 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
there is nothing more american than wishing your various and sundry harms on folk who deserve them.
Norm MacDonald on Weekend Update saying "Now, this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die."
March 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
oh me too. WHO WOULDN'T??
Frowning blonde woman with a caption "sarah morgan disliked that"
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
jeffmacishere.bsky.social
anyway, starfield remains somewhat easy on the eyes.
Starfield screenshot, Captain Brooklyn standing on a snowy mountaintop, the sunset behind her. She’s wearing a black and gold spacesuit. And her hair was perfect.
February 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM