Jeff Mac
@jeffmacishere.bsky.social
claustrophiliac, desert hermit, avid indoorsman, probably playing Starfield
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
(alt txt of banner is a weirdo headless guitar I made. It's finished in Honda Fit Orange)
if they made toilets big enough, they could legally qualify as baths. if anybody had the guts...
November 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
if they made toilets big enough, they could legally qualify as baths. if anybody had the guts...
oh, sure, he's so god damn smart, now look at him.
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
oh, sure, he's so god damn smart, now look at him.
yeah, I don't even know about any of this shit, if I'm being honest. I usually just think to myself "dumbest, most corrupt shit imaginable" and I bet I'm pretty close.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
yeah, I don't even know about any of this shit, if I'm being honest. I usually just think to myself "dumbest, most corrupt shit imaginable" and I bet I'm pretty close.
"karsyn bailee"?
is she from the future?
is she from the future?
November 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"karsyn bailee"?
is she from the future?
is she from the future?
Like, I don't know how many decades of clothing I've bought I'd have to count up to get to $4k.
November 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Like, I don't know how many decades of clothing I've bought I'd have to count up to get to $4k.
Even subtracting the Rolex, the outfit is over $4k. FOUR KAYS.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Even subtracting the Rolex, the outfit is over $4k. FOUR KAYS.
yeah, some folks you can just look at them and tell their schedule is WIDE OPEN
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
yeah, some folks you can just look at them and tell their schedule is WIDE OPEN
Like...games are fun? To play? Or don't do it? I mean...there's no other benefit?
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Like...games are fun? To play? Or don't do it? I mean...there's no other benefit?
(a new client entering your office)
YOU: Hi, welcome. Just hop up on the slide, and we'll get started.
YOU: Hi, welcome. Just hop up on the slide, and we'll get started.
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
(a new client entering your office)
YOU: Hi, welcome. Just hop up on the slide, and we'll get started.
YOU: Hi, welcome. Just hop up on the slide, and we'll get started.
I love her as a poster (though, erm, maybe not as a whole ass person.) It's absolutely WILD what she allows herself to post.
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I love her as a poster (though, erm, maybe not as a whole ass person.) It's absolutely WILD what she allows herself to post.
yeah, it seems kind of silly. (I mean, we're also sort of taking her word for it that that's what they told her.)
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
yeah, it seems kind of silly. (I mean, we're also sort of taking her word for it that that's what they told her.)
I'm slightly concerned that these ppl were just telling a rich client what she wanted to hear in exchange for a lot of money. Sorry, I hate to be cynical.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'm slightly concerned that these ppl were just telling a rich client what she wanted to hear in exchange for a lot of money. Sorry, I hate to be cynical.
Really didn't think we had the technology to top Billy Bob Thornton's look. Always nice to be surprised.
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Really didn't think we had the technology to top Billy Bob Thornton's look. Always nice to be surprised.
me, except not sarcastic.
a cartoon character with a hat and scarf is jumping in the air
Alt: Cold Miser with a blue hat and scarf is jumping, spinning and tossing his cane in the air, thrilled to finally be freezing his ass off.
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
me, except not sarcastic.
(opens the door a crack, pokes head in tentatively, whispers) Is...is this the room where we're admitting we didn't like Frankenstein?
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
(opens the door a crack, pokes head in tentatively, whispers) Is...is this the room where we're admitting we didn't like Frankenstein?