Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants
@bruchmann.bsky.social
I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
How have we, as a species, not learned to stop naming things “Next Generation XXX?”
Like, we all know that eventually there will be a subsequent generation of The Thing.
Get it together, people.
Like, we all know that eventually there will be a subsequent generation of The Thing.
Get it together, people.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
How have we, as a species, not learned to stop naming things “Next Generation XXX?”
Like, we all know that eventually there will be a subsequent generation of The Thing.
Get it together, people.
Like, we all know that eventually there will be a subsequent generation of The Thing.
Get it together, people.
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Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Girl are you Air Force One because all of a sudden I'm extremely interested in you despite your issues
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Do you think we could convince him to let the Greenland idea go if they invited him to visit Greenland and held all the events outside.
He's a boomer who hates the cold and lives in Florida. I think it's worth a shot.
He's a boomer who hates the cold and lives in Florida. I think it's worth a shot.
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Do you think we could convince him to let the Greenland idea go if they invited him to visit Greenland and held all the events outside.
He's a boomer who hates the cold and lives in Florida. I think it's worth a shot.
He's a boomer who hates the cold and lives in Florida. I think it's worth a shot.
my alt is me dressed in a hospital gown that’s not tied in the back, loudly reciting “King Lear” to the crows in the front yard
my alt is just me dressed in various muumuus and shower caps
January 20, 2026 at 2:45 PM
my alt is me dressed in a hospital gown that’s not tied in the back, loudly reciting “King Lear” to the crows in the front yard
Write a tragedy in four words.
Expired condom, never used
Expired condom, never used
January 20, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Write a tragedy in four words.
Expired condom, never used
Expired condom, never used
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in an alternate universe the dog is hiding 𝙢𝙮 pills in cheese
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
in an alternate universe the dog is hiding 𝙢𝙮 pills in cheese
That whiskey looked so lonely there in the bottle by itself.
January 19, 2026 at 3:41 AM
That whiskey looked so lonely there in the bottle by itself.
A prologue implies the existence of an amateurlogue.
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
A prologue implies the existence of an amateurlogue.
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I'm not wishing anything on anyone.... But wouldn't it be poetic af if what took Kristi Noem out ended up being a pack of dogs?
January 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I'm not wishing anything on anyone.... But wouldn't it be poetic af if what took Kristi Noem out ended up being a pack of dogs?
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Make some art that doesn’t glorify the State.
While you still can.
While you still can.
January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Make some art that doesn’t glorify the State.
While you still can.
While you still can.
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skipping rope in the devil's playground
January 18, 2026 at 11:41 AM
skipping rope in the devil's playground
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I hope the next leap is the leap home.
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I hope the next leap is the leap home.
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This episode has been live for an hour and I’ve already had someone threaten me in the comments.
But it’s the Left that’s violent, aren’t we?
youtu.be/IbtsD14owdk?...
But it’s the Left that’s violent, aren’t we?
youtu.be/IbtsD14owdk?...
17JAN2026 "In Defense of Renee Good"
YouTube video by A Quiet Rage
youtu.be
January 18, 2026 at 4:57 PM
This episode has been live for an hour and I’ve already had someone threaten me in the comments.
But it’s the Left that’s violent, aren’t we?
youtu.be/IbtsD14owdk?...
But it’s the Left that’s violent, aren’t we?
youtu.be/IbtsD14owdk?...
January 18, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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Driving a Zamboni is my Roman Empire.
June 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Driving a Zamboni is my Roman Empire.
“Oh, wow! I can’t believe this seat is still available!”
The view from said seat:
The view from said seat:
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 PM
“Oh, wow! I can’t believe this seat is still available!”
The view from said seat:
The view from said seat:
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There's a ton of shit that I can't control, but what I can is whether I'll be able to live with myself when this is over.
January 16, 2026 at 5:09 PM
There's a ton of shit that I can't control, but what I can is whether I'll be able to live with myself when this is over.
The sexual tension between me and the nap I’m going to take when I get home from work.
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 PM
The sexual tension between me and the nap I’m going to take when I get home from work.
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You’re not broken for feeling overwhelmed.
You’re just a human in a world sized for empires.
You don’t fix the whole thing.
You pick a patch.
You act there.
You’re just a human in a world sized for empires.
You don’t fix the whole thing.
You pick a patch.
You act there.
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 AM
You’re not broken for feeling overwhelmed.
You’re just a human in a world sized for empires.
You don’t fix the whole thing.
You pick a patch.
You act there.
You’re just a human in a world sized for empires.
You don’t fix the whole thing.
You pick a patch.
You act there.
Krispy Kreme cashier- “This note says, ‘Give me all the donuts.’”
Me, holding a gun- “I know what it says.”
Me, holding a gun- “I know what it says.”
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Krispy Kreme cashier- “This note says, ‘Give me all the donuts.’”
Me, holding a gun- “I know what it says.”
Me, holding a gun- “I know what it says.”
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Shitposting from the U.S. feels like doing a stand-up comedy routine on a sinking ship
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Shitposting from the U.S. feels like doing a stand-up comedy routine on a sinking ship
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how your email finds me
January 15, 2026 at 8:31 PM
how your email finds me
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do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao
January 10, 2026 at 3:30 PM
do you guys hear that bell tolling? wonder who it’s for. it’s so loud lmao