Jes
@thetattoowife.bsky.social
Mother. Wife. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Ally. Tattoo collector. Lab geek. TWD and Trek enthusiast. Left behind in Texas. Somewhat abled. Chronically ill. Dry Humorist. Agnostic. Awkward. Never Trump. Humanist. 🍉🌻
I've always had a huge problem with 99% of police pursuits in a high speed chase. Too many innocent people get hurt or killed because of them.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've always had a huge problem with 99% of police pursuits in a high speed chase. Too many innocent people get hurt or killed because of them.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
This morning, a very long time friend became one of them. Her car flipped 3 times. She was hit by the cop, not the suspect.
Things look really bad.
A resignation from MTG was definitely not on my bingo card.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
A resignation from MTG was definitely not on my bingo card.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
What a weird fucking reality this has become.
I'm making an 8 hour drive from ETX to WTX this evening.....
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest .
ALT: a woman wearing blindfolds and a red jacket is walking through a forest .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I'm making an 8 hour drive from ETX to WTX this evening.....
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
....An 8 hour drive over mostly flat terrain heading WEST as the sun sets.
Dumb.
My baby is playing guitar and doesn't think I can hear him.
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
My baby is playing guitar and doesn't think I can hear him.
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
He's actually really getting good.
🥹
Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn
A woman in my city called police because she woke up to her daughter missing. She ran to a neighbor for help because she doesn't speak English fluently. The neighbor came, and when police arrived, watched in horror as they arrested the mother.
She called for help, and they took her.
She called for help, and they took her.
November 20, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A woman in my city called police because she woke up to her daughter missing. She ran to a neighbor for help because she doesn't speak English fluently. The neighbor came, and when police arrived, watched in horror as they arrested the mother.
She called for help, and they took her.
She called for help, and they took her.
I'm getting everyone in my family pajama pants with my face all over them for Christmas just so they can feel like I'm with them for the holidays while we're no contact.
a man is wearing a santa hat and says `` and we 're gonna have the hap hap-happiest christmas '' .
ALT: a man is wearing a santa hat and says `` and we 're gonna have the hap hap-happiest christmas '' .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm getting everyone in my family pajama pants with my face all over them for Christmas just so they can feel like I'm with them for the holidays while we're no contact.
I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I'm really starting to believe the revolutionary war was a mistake.
I bought a new bed that I'll be making monthly payments on for the next 3 years.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I bought a new bed that I'll be making monthly payments on for the next 3 years.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
Joke's on them.
The world will totally end before they get all their money.
What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!
Not me trying to kill the next 11 hours 7 minutes until a book I've been waiting for forever is released.
Nerd problems.
Nerd problems.
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Not me trying to kill the next 11 hours 7 minutes until a book I've been waiting for forever is released.
Nerd problems.
Nerd problems.
I'm not necessarily sure I believe it, but if it is at all true, I do not give one single fuck about La Naranja blowing the most famous BJ receiver in this country.
Not one fuck.
I do, however, care that he's obviously a pedophile.
Don't get distracted.
Not one fuck.
I do, however, care that he's obviously a pedophile.
Don't get distracted.
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I'm not necessarily sure I believe it, but if it is at all true, I do not give one single fuck about La Naranja blowing the most famous BJ receiver in this country.
Not one fuck.
I do, however, care that he's obviously a pedophile.
Don't get distracted.
Not one fuck.
I do, however, care that he's obviously a pedophile.
Don't get distracted.
Y'all.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Y'all.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
I can't even lie. I'm thoroughly entertained by the public cat fight between MTG and La Naranja.
Shit has me rooting for MTG like she's my favorite athlete. Still loathe her, but seriously enjoying the shit show.
Also, I sincerely hope she's hired extra security.
Shit has me rooting for MTG like she's my favorite athlete. Still loathe her, but seriously enjoying the shit show.
Also, I sincerely hope she's hired extra security.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I can't even lie. I'm thoroughly entertained by the public cat fight between MTG and La Naranja.
Shit has me rooting for MTG like she's my favorite athlete. Still loathe her, but seriously enjoying the shit show.
Also, I sincerely hope she's hired extra security.
Shit has me rooting for MTG like she's my favorite athlete. Still loathe her, but seriously enjoying the shit show.
Also, I sincerely hope she's hired extra security.
Ugh.
I just did some digging, and long story short, I have to boycott both of our local breweries.
This is such a lame era in history.
I just did some digging, and long story short, I have to boycott both of our local breweries.
This is such a lame era in history.
November 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ugh.
I just did some digging, and long story short, I have to boycott both of our local breweries.
This is such a lame era in history.
I just did some digging, and long story short, I have to boycott both of our local breweries.
This is such a lame era in history.
From yesterday's protest. Not an inaccurate representation of the state of our country for the last decade.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
From yesterday's protest. Not an inaccurate representation of the state of our country for the last decade.
A few years ago, Greg Abbott came to my city, and I was one of only about a dozen protesters.
Today, Greg Abbott came to my city, and was greeted by hundreds of us.
Don't lose hope.
People are awake now.
Today, Greg Abbott came to my city, and was greeted by hundreds of us.
Don't lose hope.
People are awake now.
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A few years ago, Greg Abbott came to my city, and I was one of only about a dozen protesters.
Today, Greg Abbott came to my city, and was greeted by hundreds of us.
Don't lose hope.
People are awake now.
Today, Greg Abbott came to my city, and was greeted by hundreds of us.
Don't lose hope.
People are awake now.
Honestly, today's news about Epstein's bestie feels super patronizing, because who is surprised? Who didn't know he had one on one time with children being trafficked? If you've paid even the smallest amount of attention, I guarantee you joined me in this resounding, "DUH!"
November 12, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Honestly, today's news about Epstein's bestie feels super patronizing, because who is surprised? Who didn't know he had one on one time with children being trafficked? If you've paid even the smallest amount of attention, I guarantee you joined me in this resounding, "DUH!"
A 50 year mortgage might be the dumbest financial idea ever. 50 years. 50 fucking years of debt.
This fool really thinks that shit will be helpful.
If you bought a house at 18 years old, you'd be paying on it until you're 68. JFC.
This fool really thinks that shit will be helpful.
If you bought a house at 18 years old, you'd be paying on it until you're 68. JFC.
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
A 50 year mortgage might be the dumbest financial idea ever. 50 years. 50 fucking years of debt.
This fool really thinks that shit will be helpful.
If you bought a house at 18 years old, you'd be paying on it until you're 68. JFC.
This fool really thinks that shit will be helpful.
If you bought a house at 18 years old, you'd be paying on it until you're 68. JFC.
I have no desire to impede MTG's recent warpath, especially since it's currently working to our advantage, but no matter who she may manage to take down, there will never be a seat at my table for that woman.
She needs to be included in Nuremberg 2.0.
She needs to be included in Nuremberg 2.0.
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I have no desire to impede MTG's recent warpath, especially since it's currently working to our advantage, but no matter who she may manage to take down, there will never be a seat at my table for that woman.
She needs to be included in Nuremberg 2.0.
She needs to be included in Nuremberg 2.0.
Today, I am sitting in the shade in 82° weather at an outdoor celebration of life.
Tomorrow, we are under a freeze warning.
Because, Texas.
Tomorrow, we are under a freeze warning.
Because, Texas.
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Today, I am sitting in the shade in 82° weather at an outdoor celebration of life.
Tomorrow, we are under a freeze warning.
Because, Texas.
Tomorrow, we are under a freeze warning.
Because, Texas.
Good morning, friends.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good morning, friends.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
Never did I ever imagine one day having to send a message like this to one of my kids.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Never did I ever imagine one day having to send a message like this to one of my kids.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
And just like that, ICE has swarmed this little city. Sad day.
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
And just like that, ICE has swarmed this little city. Sad day.