Jes
@thetattoowife.bsky.social
Mother. Wife. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Ally. Tattoo collector. Lab geek. TWD and Trek enthusiast. Left behind in Texas. Somewhat abled. Chronically ill. Dry Humorist. Agnostic. Awkward. Never Trump. Humanist. 🍉🌻
Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not me standing outside sweeping my front lawn
What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!
November 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What do you mean why do I have a bumper sticker with a Mexican flag? México is my team!
Y'all.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Y'all.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
This is the kind of shit my kids text me while I'm at work. Yes, that is my actual kitchen. The kids have figured out how to use AI to annoy the piss out of me.
They may not look so much like me, but this shit proves they are certainly mine.
From yesterday's protest. Not an inaccurate representation of the state of our country for the last decade.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
From yesterday's protest. Not an inaccurate representation of the state of our country for the last decade.
Good morning, friends.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Good morning, friends.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
Laugh while it's still legal. Seriously. None of us will survive if we forget how to laugh.
Never did I ever imagine one day having to send a message like this to one of my kids.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Never did I ever imagine one day having to send a message like this to one of my kids.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
How quickly we've become such a monstrous society.
I'm so sick of having these interactions.
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I'm so sick of having these interactions.
Accurate depiction of the state of our country.
October 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Accurate depiction of the state of our country.
I found this in the wild. Sick burn.
October 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I found this in the wild. Sick burn.
This was an enjoyable read
October 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
This was an enjoyable read
Y'all. Meet Seymour. I have wanted him for my entire life, and now he's mine.
October 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Y'all. Meet Seymour. I have wanted him for my entire life, and now he's mine.
It can be hard to cope with life in a sea of MAGA. Waking up to this view helps.
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 PM
It can be hard to cope with life in a sea of MAGA. Waking up to this view helps.
I cannot believe I have to make posts like this on social media in order to establish boundaries that have a prayer of being taken seriously by my family.
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I cannot believe I have to make posts like this on social media in order to establish boundaries that have a prayer of being taken seriously by my family.
Y'all. What the fuck.
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Y'all. What the fuck.
Damn it. Now they're making me root for fucking Tucker. I hate what this reality is becoming.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Damn it. Now they're making me root for fucking Tucker. I hate what this reality is becoming.
And here it is from the media 🙄
September 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
And here it is from the media 🙄
Y'all. I found a motive for my conspiracy theory. Anyone wanna guess?
September 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Y'all. I found a motive for my conspiracy theory. Anyone wanna guess?
Thats great! A puppers with an ear infection is a miserable puppers indeed.
I found this screen shot that is making my inner conspiracy theorist more conspiracy theoristy
I found this screen shot that is making my inner conspiracy theorist more conspiracy theoristy
September 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Thats great! A puppers with an ear infection is a miserable puppers indeed.
I found this screen shot that is making my inner conspiracy theorist more conspiracy theoristy
I found this screen shot that is making my inner conspiracy theorist more conspiracy theoristy
There's this one place where the world can't seem to find me
September 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
There's this one place where the world can't seem to find me
This actually really makes me sad. He gave me just a little bit of hope that there are still good people tied into the justice system.
August 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM
This actually really makes me sad. He gave me just a little bit of hope that there are still good people tied into the justice system.
I know we already knew, but just in case someone missed the memo....
August 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I know we already knew, but just in case someone missed the memo....
My beautiful mother. She is doing so much better than I had anticipated so early in her recovery. She'll kill me for posting this photo, but it'll be awhile yet before she is is physically able.
August 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My beautiful mother. She is doing so much better than I had anticipated so early in her recovery. She'll kill me for posting this photo, but it'll be awhile yet before she is is physically able.
Just to give you some idea of how catastrophic this flooding was....
July 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Just to give you some idea of how catastrophic this flooding was....