Brüchmann: great-grandson of immigrants
@bruchmann.bsky.social
I was in the Navy for 20 years. But I’m better now.
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
To dissent is patriotic. 💙
He/him
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All my friends love boobs and hate the government
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
All my friends love boobs and hate the government
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
“Hey, Iowa. I’m planning to stay until Saturday. What kind of weather have you got in store?”
Iowa:
Iowa:
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“Hey, Iowa. I’m planning to stay until Saturday. What kind of weather have you got in store?”
Iowa:
Iowa:
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
April 25, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I hope the coroner lets me keep one leg out of the body bag or I’ll never be able to R.I.P.
Des Moines, Iowa; I am in you.
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Des Moines, Iowa; I am in you.
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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
November 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
May all your holes find glory this holiday season
Guys! I got this new DIY at-home lobotomy kit!
I skimmed the instructions real quick and I’m pretty sure that I can just
I skimmed the instructions real quick and I’m pretty sure that I can just
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Guys! I got this new DIY at-home lobotomy kit!
I skimmed the instructions real quick and I’m pretty sure that I can just
I skimmed the instructions real quick and I’m pretty sure that I can just
Can’t.
I’m driving to Iowa today (and tomorrow).
I’m driving to Iowa today (and tomorrow).
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Can’t.
I’m driving to Iowa today (and tomorrow).
I’m driving to Iowa today (and tomorrow).
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I’m, like, really good at eating mozzarella sticks.
November 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I’m, like, really good at eating mozzarella sticks.
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
You ever find yourself coming out of a deep thought and realize that for at least the last two or three minutes you were standing in a pose like a still shot from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” and just hope nobody happened to catch you that way?
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You ever find yourself coming out of a deep thought and realize that for at least the last two or three minutes you were standing in a pose like a still shot from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” and just hope nobody happened to catch you that way?
You grew up with:
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You grew up with:
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
( . ) ( . )
I grew up with:
80085
We are not the same.
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i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i dont need to hear anyone's life story, i just wanna scritch your pupper's ears
**at work**
*waiting for an email*
“I wish they would email me back so I can get some work done.”
*email arrives*
“Shit. Now I have to do some work.”
*waiting for an email*
“I wish they would email me back so I can get some work done.”
*email arrives*
“Shit. Now I have to do some work.”
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
**at work**
*waiting for an email*
“I wish they would email me back so I can get some work done.”
*email arrives*
“Shit. Now I have to do some work.”
*waiting for an email*
“I wish they would email me back so I can get some work done.”
*email arrives*
“Shit. Now I have to do some work.”
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Life hack: just stay home
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Life hack: just stay home
I’m trying to edit but my whiskey is persuasive.
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m trying to edit but my whiskey is persuasive.
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“Damn. That’s a nice butt!”
-me, whenever I see a nice butt
-me, whenever I see a nice butt
May 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“Damn. That’s a nice butt!”
-me, whenever I see a nice butt
-me, whenever I see a nice butt
Does Flavor Town have a vice mayor or a deputy mayor?
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Does Flavor Town have a vice mayor or a deputy mayor?
Gif that pops up when I type my name.
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Gif that pops up when I type my name.
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Sorry we tried to make a crocodile mate with an alligator. It was dark out.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sorry we tried to make a crocodile mate with an alligator. It was dark out.