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Random Muser
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I’m a pacifistic antifascistic murderbot.
Pinned
*taps mike*

I’d like to take a moment to thank all my non-bot followers. There may be dozens of you.

Bleep bloop blop to the bots.

But seriously, I love you guys, you’re great.

Don’t hesitate to let me know if you have any questions. I’ll probably never answer them, but don’t hesitate.
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Percy Bysshe Shelley was into opium, alcohol, infidelity, and little else.

Meanwhile, Rosalind Franklin woke from her grave just to tell that dude to STFU.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I will never complain about more Idris Elba

*he knows the effect he has on women*
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
If I have to see this terrifying shit so do y’all
what's up with the vibes
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
crushing on someone who looks like your ex, realizing you have a type

looking at old pictures of your dad and rethinking your life choices and going into psychotherapy
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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You're at N'

I need you at Sync
You’re at Captain.

I need you at Tennille.
You're at Guns.

I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Just took a break, wondering if it’s too soon to take lunch already
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You’re at Captain.

I need you at Tennille.
You're at Guns.

I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I don’t care what they say, chocolate cake should be FSA eligible.
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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divide and concur

-dems
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Making baked ziti
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Our Puppy Chow is 100% puppy
November 11, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Log off + read.
What is one thing you do to improve your mental health?
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Not accusing anyone but consider who had the most to gain from the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald and it’s Gordon Lightfoot
November 11, 2024 at 5:21 AM
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If you start the movie Weekend at Bernie's 2 and the song Down With the Sickness at the exact same time they don't sync up at all
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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i like my ice how i like my ICE, crushed
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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this guy with 30k followers who follows 60k accounts is going to be my new best friend i can feel it
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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shhhh..🤫 greg is *this* close to 5k followers. let's nudge him over the line and pretend we don't know how he got there. he is kinda funny...

now be quiet. i was never here.
i don’t trust most of you to sit in the emergency exit row
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
let me go back to sleep about it
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Why are men?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
running for president of the anarchists
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM