Reishies Pieces
reishbit.bsky.social
Reishies Pieces
@reishbit.bsky.social
Enlightened • Random • Laughs • Analyzes • Laughs again • Living a life of LOVE + Wealth • Ethereal Endeavors

📍 Where the grass is green.
Pinned
I'm married.
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Let the excuses and rationalizations BEGIN
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Chocolate is such a pleasure 🤤
November 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Oh, Canada. What are you doing to us?
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Him:
(sends nude)

Me:
“you should probably get that mole checked.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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He's a 10 but he just took out a 50-yr mortgage.
November 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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These figurative blow jobs are getting tiresome
November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Sure... I am going to quit my job so I can jump on the cool $187 a month free government money, said no one ever.
Trump on SNAP: It really puts the country in jeopardy. People who are able bodied who can do their job—they leave their job because they figure they can pick this up because it’s easier—that’s not the purpose of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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He is proof forever that money doesn't buy happiness.
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Happy 10th anniversary, @andyrichter.co
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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okay, but hear me out: What if we put health insurance *on the blockchain?*
November 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Log off + read.
What is one thing you do to improve your mental health?
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Lmmmaooooo
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
At least the markets will be open today. 🤷🏽‍♀️
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Happiness over wealth is so underrated.
November 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My family was so disappointed in me yesterday. But they were definitely reminded that I'm a DETERMINED person. Also, I'm reminded that I have a lot of people who love and care about my wellbeing... 💕

What more can I ask for in life?
Love of a family-- no amount of financial gain can compensate.
November 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Whiskey me please
November 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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👁️👁️
November 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How long before game stop becomes obsolete?
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
From now on, only homemade honey mustard....

Except, I'm not making my own mayonnaise.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I can’t wait for the day I wake up and it’s finally the funniest day on the internet
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM