Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
Seems like perfect weather to make some chilli
December 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Seems like perfect weather to make some chilli
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“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
December 29, 2025 at 6:41 PM
“Is he dead yet?” should be the first question asked at every White House press conference.
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
“OK, but it’s happening soon, right?” should be the second.
And then maybe “how fucked are you all once he’s dead and can’t pardon you anymore?” if they’re still at the lectern
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ICE CREAM, OTHERWISE I SCREAM!!!
December 29, 2025 at 11:16 AM
ICE CREAM, OTHERWISE I SCREAM!!!
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Io lit
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Io lit
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I have enjoyed ice cream 🍨 for dinner
December 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I have enjoyed ice cream 🍨 for dinner
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accurate
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
accurate
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Friend, beach, homosex.... 🤣 omigosh 😂
December 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Friend, beach, homosex.... 🤣 omigosh 😂
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The testicles sure do love ice cream
December 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The testicles sure do love ice cream
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Would never be me lol
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Would never be me lol
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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