Jymbo (Smurfmaster from the place that shall not be named)
@smurfmasterjym.bsky.social
Twitter refugee, American liberal (or as the rest of the world calls it- normal). Not the person to try. Beware an old man still in a young man's game operating at high levels. 🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ ally.
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I remember when I used to think 'overcoming' might lead to prostate issues later in life
February 17, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I remember when I used to think 'overcoming' might lead to prostate issues later in life
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:56 AM
The bromance is still alive.
We still have hope
We still have hope
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The bromance is still alive.
We still have hope
We still have hope
February 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
February 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Dozing in n out
February 17, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Dozing in n out
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About 100 U.S. troops plus equipment have arrived in Nigeria to help train soldiers in the West African country as the government fights against Islamic militants and other armed groups, the Nigerian military announced Monday. https://to.pbs.org/4rMhC2w
U.S. troops arrive in Nigeria to help train soldiers, country's military says
The arrival followed a request by the Nigerian government to the U.S government for help with training, technical support and intelligence-sharing, the military said in a statement.
www.pbs.org
February 17, 2026 at 2:05 AM
About 100 U.S. troops plus equipment have arrived in Nigeria to help train soldiers in the West African country as the government fights against Islamic militants and other armed groups, the Nigerian military announced Monday. https://to.pbs.org/4rMhC2w
Avast me hearties! Baton down the hatches! Ready the mizzenmast!
February 17, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Avast me hearties! Baton down the hatches! Ready the mizzenmast!
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My spirit animal now is Sponge Knob
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
My spirit animal now is Sponge Knob
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A federal election has never been postponed or canceled in the history of the United States. Ever. And Donald Trump's “evidence” of “Democrat cheating" is entirely fake. There is no mass voter fraud. trib.al/Ycr2lh4
Trump’s New Voter I.D. Threat Is His Gravest Attack on Democracy Yet
The president says he’ll do it “whether approved by Congress or not!” He can’t legally do that—but that hasn’t stopped him before.
trib.al
February 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
A federal election has never been postponed or canceled in the history of the United States. Ever. And Donald Trump's “evidence” of “Democrat cheating" is entirely fake. There is no mass voter fraud. trib.al/Ycr2lh4
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That's me in the corner losing my Netflix
February 17, 2026 at 1:53 AM
That's me in the corner losing my Netflix
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Yes but what have you got to lose old man....you sold it years ago😈
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Yes but what have you got to lose old man....you sold it years ago😈
Food coma is inbound.
We've all been warned.
We've all been warned.
February 17, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Food coma is inbound.
We've all been warned.
We've all been warned.
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I would've.
February 17, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I would've.
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I don't know about making Cruz look good -- more likely they'll be elbowing each other to get to the smelliest urinal.
February 17, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I don't know about making Cruz look good -- more likely they'll be elbowing each other to get to the smelliest urinal.