Weird Middle Child
weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
this is where my inner thoughts become outer thoughts
So, um...we just traditionally deep fry our vegetables where I'm from (or cook them in delicious stuff like lard). Salad?? The thing covered in a gallon of ranch and cheese, right?
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Ooo...comments in here are heated (and they don't even know that my cornbread dressing is the best)
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's passion which drives us.
November 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hey! Don't talk about me like that. (Now help me climb outta this dumpster. Toss me in a big stick or sumthin)
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
What about the erotic ones? Would i need to delete those?
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cheeto-dusting up in here
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Birds can do it. What? You telling me- you ain't better than a bird?
November 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In what fashion? (It could go so many ways)
November 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Just put it in a fancy bowl (and also set out a nice clean bowl of water). It will be fine.
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Chips really have such complex ecosystems and diversity. Should we really be interfering?
November 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
They do still make them! But, like everything else, the quality in modern day ones are crap.
November 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Just imitate the noise and swing your arms back and forth. EEeeRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Oh yes...
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You still have us
November 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Me...but everyday. [Hence the garbage word salad that I push out]
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
We getting so fancy up in here. (I might need to put back on pants.)
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Done! Just for u.
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM