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ToxicSludge™
@kissabix.bsky.social
Low calorie human

ⓘ𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘥 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
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I was an open book, but you were illiterate.
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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having to verify that i'm human after you've asked me to give feedback on your service does not work in your favour
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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please unmute me i have something else to say

*armpit farts
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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[my gf on her death bed]
idk, what do you want to eat?
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Before you sit down, make sure you can reach the remote.
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I will never understand why in the MAU they continue to have a bin in the toilet labelled "offensive waste only" odd miscarriage terminology but OK.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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maybe she’s born with it, maybe she’s wolverine
July 4, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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draw me like one of your conclusions
November 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Draw me like the bath you'll throw the toaster in
November 18, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Jesus: *turns water into wine*

Me: nice

Me: *turns a steak into a cheesesteak*

Jesus: *whispering under his breath* holy shit
May 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Before you dm me you need to understand that i eat bananas like corn cobs
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Think it's long over due, sit down, buckle up; cream pies
disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
November 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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just jacked off my thingy and a bug shot out
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ngl. I have never wanted a dick more
What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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What in the festive fuck
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I can't help but know that my fingers wouldn't be this cold if I had them in my vagina
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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leaving bsky for this site
October 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hi all! i’m again raising funds for the Black Dog institute. Funds raised go towards new mental health treatments, education, and digital services for people in need. It would mean so much to me if you can donate or help spread the word. Thank you so much! www.onefootforward.org.au/fundraisers/...
Support my 100km challenge for mental health research!
Together, we can help create better mental health for all.
www.onefootforward.org.au
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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that movie teen wolf was so unrealistic. there’s no way that fat guy would make the basketball team
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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doing meal prep (organising my meds)
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Don't mean to brag but I'm taller than Tom Cruise
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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It's cold in England today and my balls are lacking adequate insulation.
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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When he’s not your type…
but you love him anyway.
November 18, 2025 at 7:41 AM