nige [ham]
@sensualdad.bsky.social
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
the world is falling apart. so here’s a miniature pony that i made friends with yesterday
January 8, 2026 at 2:39 AM
the world is falling apart. so here’s a miniature pony that i made friends with yesterday
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If you have been turned away from Hilton Hotels, we welcome you to sleep in our maintenance shed where you will be given a bowl of water and unlimited raw raccoon meat.
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
If you have been turned away from Hilton Hotels, we welcome you to sleep in our maintenance shed where you will be given a bowl of water and unlimited raw raccoon meat.
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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
May 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth
June 15, 2023 at 10:45 PM
i never know what to do when someone tries to fist bump me, so i just slowly put their fist in my mouth
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hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded river and the local villagers start washing their clothes on my abs
November 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM
hate it when i’m reclining nude beside a secluded river and the local villagers start washing their clothes on my abs
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accidentally came 1st place in the world karate championship while trying to untangle my wallet chain from my mesh tank top
July 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
accidentally came 1st place in the world karate championship while trying to untangle my wallet chain from my mesh tank top
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i was trying to quit my addiction to spelunking, but i caved
March 14, 2025 at 5:22 AM
i was trying to quit my addiction to spelunking, but i caved
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i’m not allowed to drink monster energy anymore since that time i drank 5 in a row, tore off my mesh shirt and threw my dad over the house like a football
March 7, 2024 at 3:52 AM
i’m not allowed to drink monster energy anymore since that time i drank 5 in a row, tore off my mesh shirt and threw my dad over the house like a football
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me and my e-crew
a man in a black tank top and shorts is standing in a crowd of people .
Alt: Jean Claude Van Damme (me) wearing a black spandex tank top and shorts is dancing a crowd of people (my mutuals)
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:17 PM
me and my e-crew
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*pulls away from kissing* hey do you wanna see a dead body?
August 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
*pulls away from kissing* hey do you wanna see a dead body?
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just for once it would be nice if i could meditate on the summit of a mountain without falcons nesting on my shoulders while an art class paints my portrait
November 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
just for once it would be nice if i could meditate on the summit of a mountain without falcons nesting on my shoulders while an art class paints my portrait
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therapist: so what brings you to marriage counselling today?
me: my angry wife
me: my angry wife
January 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
therapist: so what brings you to marriage counselling today?
me: my angry wife
me: my angry wife
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ME: why are you holding a strobe light?
WIFE: it’s a mood ring
WIFE: it’s a mood ring
August 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
ME: why are you holding a strobe light?
WIFE: it’s a mood ring
WIFE: it’s a mood ring
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i always keep an excel spreadsheet close by in case kelly rowland tries to text me
June 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i always keep an excel spreadsheet close by in case kelly rowland tries to text me
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you ever watch the news and get so mad you lay an egg?
September 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM
you ever watch the news and get so mad you lay an egg?
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Hootie and the Blowfish would be great names for twin girls
September 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hootie and the Blowfish would be great names for twin girls
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[at a club down in old soho]
*spits out champagne* is this fucking coca-cola?!
*spits out champagne* is this fucking coca-cola?!
September 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
[at a club down in old soho]
*spits out champagne* is this fucking coca-cola?!
*spits out champagne* is this fucking coca-cola?!
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thinking about upgrading to Depression Plus™️
September 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
thinking about upgrading to Depression Plus™️
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doing meal prep (organising my meds)
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
doing meal prep (organising my meds)
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*slams fists on table* there was a two for one sale at the fist store
December 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
*slams fists on table* there was a two for one sale at the fist store
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just for once it would be nice if i could pump iron at the venice beach gym without tourists building sand sculptures of me
December 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
just for once it would be nice if i could pump iron at the venice beach gym without tourists building sand sculptures of me
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it’s okay, chicken. i also have tender loins
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
it’s okay, chicken. i also have tender loins
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my proctologist says that out of all his patients, my ass is the cutest
December 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
my proctologist says that out of all his patients, my ass is the cutest
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The kangaroo exhibit is temporarily closed for maintenance because Gavin got stuck in a pouch again.
January 3, 2026 at 4:29 PM
The kangaroo exhibit is temporarily closed for maintenance because Gavin got stuck in a pouch again.