I don’t like anime. Ive just never enjoyed that art style but do I go around saying that Im better than people that watch anime? Of course I do but they still have the right to do it for now. That’s freedom. That’s America.
January 29, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I don’t like anime. Ive just never enjoyed that art style but do I go around saying that Im better than people that watch anime? Of course I do but they still have the right to do it for now. That’s freedom. That’s America.
I’m the only guest in my hotel trapped by the ice storm and it’s next to a grocery store so I didn’t bother getting food. Well, the grocery store closed due to weather so I’ve been hungry. Told the front desk guy and he was like “I made a bunch of soup. Want a bowl of soup?”
January 25, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I’m the only guest in my hotel trapped by the ice storm and it’s next to a grocery store so I didn’t bother getting food. Well, the grocery store closed due to weather so I’ve been hungry. Told the front desk guy and he was like “I made a bunch of soup. Want a bowl of soup?”
Lovebot 16x20 on stretched canvas $300
January 23, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Lovebot 16x20 on stretched canvas $300
It’s been 8 years since I’ve been banned from LinkedIn and I’ve never looked back
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 AM
It’s been 8 years since I’ve been banned from LinkedIn and I’ve never looked back
Went in to a gas station and this poor woman’s boss was being so mean to her. Little did she know, one of my favorite things to do is yell at people’s bosses. You can’t fire me bitch Im a customer.
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Went in to a gas station and this poor woman’s boss was being so mean to her. Little did she know, one of my favorite things to do is yell at people’s bosses. You can’t fire me bitch Im a customer.
Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Guy at work farted in the office so bad that we all cleared out and when we had a meeting about how people need to go outside to fart from here on, absolutely nobody laughed or even smiled. It was a fart so bad it made the entire concept of farts unfunny for all of us
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in exchange for her baby??!
Jesus blessing a woman with the recipe for Pepsi
January 20, 2026 at 11:18 AM
in exchange for her baby??!
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Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying
August 10, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Asked the cashier at McDonald’s why the flag was at half mast and she said “Grimace died” and then she started crying
I think we should give terminal diseases silly names just to take the edge off. Imagine being told you only have 3 months to live because you’ve been diagnosed with Fart Lung.
January 19, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I think we should give terminal diseases silly names just to take the edge off. Imagine being told you only have 3 months to live because you’ve been diagnosed with Fart Lung.
Wearing my cowboy hat backwards so everyone knows Im a cool cowboy
January 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Wearing my cowboy hat backwards so everyone knows Im a cool cowboy
Love scrolling through memes on those old meme creation pages kids used years ago. They made some true art.
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Love scrolling through memes on those old meme creation pages kids used years ago. They made some true art.
The greatest generation my ass. None of them, not a single one of them could kickflip
January 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The greatest generation my ass. None of them, not a single one of them could kickflip
Elmering my Fudd
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Elmering my Fudd
Finally read the apple terms and conditions and Tim Cook gets to fuck my wife?
January 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Finally read the apple terms and conditions and Tim Cook gets to fuck my wife?
I travel all over for work and apparently I can’t do direct messages in some states so I’ll get back to you in a few weeks I guess lol
January 18, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I travel all over for work and apparently I can’t do direct messages in some states so I’ll get back to you in a few weeks I guess lol
I’ll take the doggie
January 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I’ll take the doggie
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it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
January 16, 2026 at 1:57 PM
it’s just been me and dad since calgon took mom in ‘86
I found the funniest place to poop ever
January 14, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I found the funniest place to poop ever
I love when old people don’t know certain terms. I work with an 80 year old lady who’s email address is MuffLover because she loves muffins
January 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
I love when old people don’t know certain terms. I work with an 80 year old lady who’s email address is MuffLover because she loves muffins
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Happy mail day to meeeeee!
Thank you @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
.....and now, time to find you a home! 🐯
Thank you @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
.....and now, time to find you a home! 🐯
January 8, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Happy mail day to meeeeee!
Thank you @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
.....and now, time to find you a home! 🐯
Thank you @octopuscaveman.bsky.social
.....and now, time to find you a home! 🐯
Accidentally painted Marco Rubio
January 8, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Accidentally painted Marco Rubio
Grok make me not have diarrhea
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Grok make me not have diarrhea