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Octopus/Caveman
@octopuscaveman.bsky.social
Painter
About to get on my 40th flight of the year and let me tell you I have developed the weirdest superpower. Sometimes I’ll just see a guy and go “that guy is for sure going to Phoenix and I’m usually right.”
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
These things will completely spoil the movie Stepbrothers if you haven’t seen it according to the IMDB parents guide
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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these are great! they remind me of an @octopuscaveman.bsky.social painting
“Are you wearing the-“
“The poorly but enthusiastically sculpted Samhain turnip earrings I made a few years ago? Yeah, I am.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
A commercial for a used car lot but the guy in the commercial can’t stop crying
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
New Hampshire is the Live Free or Die state but you still have to pay taxes if you live there so why do people move there?
October 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I don’t get diarrhea, I get even
October 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Me: Every sandwich is an open-face sandwich unless you consume it rectally

Date: Welp, I gotta work in the morning
October 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I don’t understand stepmom porn. I don’t even like going to the bathroom after my dad has been in there
October 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
If I was Captain Picard I would’ve called Riker number 2 because he’s the shit.
October 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Cream Guitarist
October 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t want to be funny. I want to be happy.
October 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The chainsaw solo in Speedway by Morrissey is easily the best chainsaw solo in music history
October 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than
October 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Damn girl are you Mr. Bucket? Because I wanna put my balls in you
October 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If you shit your pants during a pat down right as the officer has their hands around your ass/inner thigh, would it be considered assault?

I need the legal side of bluesky to chime in on this.
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
October 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The funniest part about the 90’s was the scariest most gangster dudes would walk around wearing a Tweety bird shirt
October 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
October 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
October 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I was trying to use Grok to make a silly dancing video from this picture of me but it cuts to this weird guy and I can’t stop laughing
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
American Cartoon: It’s about a cat that tries to catch a mouse

Japanese Cartoon: it’s about a high school boy who turns into a giant robot when he gets horny and he protects his school from the devil
October 10, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Someone should make a purse that says “diarrhea” on it so nobody will steal your stuff because they’ll think there’s just diarrhea in there
October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I should paint more clowns
October 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
At the airport and a girl with Down syndrome came up to me, pointed to a pigeon and said “that bird likes you” and I didn’t know what to say so I just said “that’s awesome” and then she walked away.
October 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Best thrift store find ever
October 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Ron Perlman Hellboys would be such a great band name
October 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM