Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
overnight oats? We used to call it a one-night stand
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 AM
overnight oats? We used to call it a one-night stand
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They should make curling more interesting by including other household chores other than sweeping. Washing up. Dusting. Changing the duvet cover.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
They should make curling more interesting by including other household chores other than sweeping. Washing up. Dusting. Changing the duvet cover.
Ray Winstone sexting
Seriously though what the fuck are you wearing?
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Ray Winstone sexting
A moon hitting my eye like a big pizza pie would fix me
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A moon hitting my eye like a big pizza pie would fix me
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
A lunar catapult firing AI satellites into orbit? Pah. I’m building a trebuchet on Venus that shoots bitcoin spaceships into the Oort cloud
AI satellite factory on the moon? Giant space catapult? Self-sustaining city on the moon? A billion daily active users on X?
Elon Musk made all these predictions in an internal meeting with xAI employees last night. We listened in.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk made all these predictions in an internal meeting with xAI employees last night. We listened in.
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/t...
Elon Musk Wants to Build an A.I. Satellite Factory on the Moon
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 9:53 PM
A lunar catapult firing AI satellites into orbit? Pah. I’m building a trebuchet on Venus that shoots bitcoin spaceships into the Oort cloud
My unsophisticated position is that if starmer/labour stopped attacking immigrants and trans people and stopped employing friends of pedos then I’d absolutely vote for them on the other stuff they’re doing.
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
My unsophisticated position is that if starmer/labour stopped attacking immigrants and trans people and stopped employing friends of pedos then I’d absolutely vote for them on the other stuff they’re doing.
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How much gold could a golden retriever retrieve if a golden retriever could retrieve gold?
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 PM
How much gold could a golden retriever retrieve if a golden retriever could retrieve gold?
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
You’re receiving heavy fire here @youwouldknow.bsky.social
finally found this tumblr post expounding on how stupid owls are piraticoctopus.tumblr.com/post/6741867...
February 11, 2026 at 6:46 PM
You’re receiving heavy fire here @youwouldknow.bsky.social
I thought the hype around AI might be “true” when I first started hearing about it 20 years ago. I no longer think it’s “true”
I understand why people are exhausted by AI hype, and why those of us squarely in the corner of "human dignity uber alles" see AI doomerism as self-serving hype, but I *really* think people on the left broadly need to start thinking seriously about the possibiltiy of the hype being...true.
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I thought the hype around AI might be “true” when I first started hearing about it 20 years ago. I no longer think it’s “true”
How did the dumbest people on the planet end up with all the money?
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
'The UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Britain has been "colonised" by immigrants, who are draining resources from the state, Sir Jim Ratcliffe, one of the country's richest and most influential men, has told Sky News.
news.sky.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:25 PM
How did the dumbest people on the planet end up with all the money?
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i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
February 11, 2026 at 5:06 PM
i'm not doomscrolling i'm scrollmaxxing
Over the West Texas town of El Paso
Our plane is about to run out of gaso
Our plane is about to run out of gaso
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Over the West Texas town of El Paso
Our plane is about to run out of gaso
Our plane is about to run out of gaso
the Gen Z turducken is an avocado inside a rottisserie chicken marinaded in gut-healthy juice
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
the Gen Z turducken is an avocado inside a rottisserie chicken marinaded in gut-healthy juice
i got polymarket confused with polycule and lost all my money betting on the second coming
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
i got polymarket confused with polycule and lost all my money betting on the second coming
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It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
I'll believe AI works when I stop seeing ads pop up for things immediately after I've bought them
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I'll believe AI works when I stop seeing ads pop up for things immediately after I've bought them
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Is this a thing?
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Is this a thing?
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@nickbryantoz.bsky.social: “Another problem for Starmer. He lacks journalistic entertainment value, so political correspondents need leadership speculation for entertainment. In an age of performative politicians, political coverage has also become weirdly performative and overly dramatic.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
@nickbryantoz.bsky.social: “Another problem for Starmer. He lacks journalistic entertainment value, so political correspondents need leadership speculation for entertainment. In an age of performative politicians, political coverage has also become weirdly performative and overly dramatic.”
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Looks like my cat has awakened in The Matrix
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Looks like my cat has awakened in The Matrix
Sometimes, just for fun I try to text my wife in French. She is fluent. 9 times out of 10 I get this
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sometimes, just for fun I try to text my wife in French. She is fluent. 9 times out of 10 I get this
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage