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Tom Easton
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Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
I had measles as a child. My mother didn’t tell me this until years later but she was certain I was going to die.
The UK was declared measles free in 2017.

Vaccine programs completely eliminated it.

Since then, pro sickness conspiracy theorists and anti science idiots have enabled its return.
“Seven schools and a nursery have reported more than 60 suspected cases of measles in an area of north London, and labs have confirmed 34 cases since January 12. Some children have been treated in hospital.”
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February 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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[an olympic skating pair finishes their routine]

me: wow that was amazing

the commentator: what a shame
February 16, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
February 15, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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You can’t defeat the far right by giving them what they claim to want, bc that isn’t what they really want. What they really want- as they occasionally make clear- is racial purity. That’s why measures aimed at reducing migration are not only cruel & self-harming but pointless on their own terms
February 15, 2026 at 10:04 AM
Occasionally I see a dark hair amongst the grey and for a moment I wonder if I’m a genetic mutant who has somehow reversed aging
February 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
The cats keep going outside, getting wet, running back in and sitting on me to warm up/dry off
February 15, 2026 at 5:22 PM
The scolds are out in force today. Have a day off dudes
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Lots of tired-looking people out in London tonight but somehow we made it out safely.
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Margarita time!
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:57 PM
gENeRatIvE Ai iS COmiNg fOR yOuR jOb
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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Bit chuffed to be Children’s Book of the Week in the Times. Been a lovely week in publishing (not so ace in higher education).
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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My daughter has an irrational fear of Barry Keoghan so obviously I had this made and pushed it under her bedroom door this morning:
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
is this a thing? #caturntinesday
February 14, 2026 at 8:57 AM
February 14, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
At the risk of being a wife guy, mine turns 50 on Monday and she looks incredible.

I’ve been punching for 26 years.
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I have wuthered
The heights
That you were etc etc
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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YLG London Unconference

Theme: The National Year of Reading: Hints and Tips

Sunday 22nd March 2026

10am to 4pm

Balham Library
16 Ramsden Rd
London SW12 8QY

Book your FREE place now at www.cilip.org.uk/events/Event...

Don’t Forget The Great Annual Unconference Book Swap!
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
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February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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Your timeline has been blessed by the Laughing Cow dress from Friday the 13th Part 7. Repost to avoid being murdered by Jason Voorhees. 😍😍
September 13, 2024 at 12:06 PM
There’s someone walking around this otherwise quiet office holding their phone out in front, on speaker and having a very loud conversation. Just psycopathic behaviour
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM