Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
The scolds are out in force today. Have a day off dudes
February 15, 2026 at 10:51 AM
The scolds are out in force today. Have a day off dudes
Lots of tired-looking people out in London tonight but somehow we made it out safely.
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Lots of tired-looking people out in London tonight but somehow we made it out safely.
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gENeRatIvE Ai iS COmiNg fOR yOuR jOb
February 14, 2026 at 12:38 PM
gENeRatIvE Ai iS COmiNg fOR yOuR jOb
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Bit chuffed to be Children’s Book of the Week in the Times. Been a lovely week in publishing (not so ace in higher education).
February 14, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Bit chuffed to be Children’s Book of the Week in the Times. Been a lovely week in publishing (not so ace in higher education).
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My daughter has an irrational fear of Barry Keoghan so obviously I had this made and pushed it under her bedroom door this morning:
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 AM
My daughter has an irrational fear of Barry Keoghan so obviously I had this made and pushed it under her bedroom door this morning:
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
At the risk of being a wife guy, mine turns 50 on Monday and she looks incredible.
I’ve been punching for 26 years.
I’ve been punching for 26 years.
February 13, 2026 at 6:44 PM
At the risk of being a wife guy, mine turns 50 on Monday and she looks incredible.
I’ve been punching for 26 years.
I’ve been punching for 26 years.
I have wuthered
The heights
That you were etc etc
The heights
That you were etc etc
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I have wuthered
The heights
That you were etc etc
The heights
That you were etc etc
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YLG London Unconference
Theme: The National Year of Reading: Hints and Tips
Sunday 22nd March 2026
10am to 4pm
Balham Library
16 Ramsden Rd
London SW12 8QY
Book your FREE place now at www.cilip.org.uk/events/Event...
Don’t Forget The Great Annual Unconference Book Swap!
Theme: The National Year of Reading: Hints and Tips
Sunday 22nd March 2026
10am to 4pm
Balham Library
16 Ramsden Rd
London SW12 8QY
Book your FREE place now at www.cilip.org.uk/events/Event...
Don’t Forget The Great Annual Unconference Book Swap!
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
YLG London Unconference
Theme: The National Year of Reading: Hints and Tips
Sunday 22nd March 2026
10am to 4pm
Balham Library
16 Ramsden Rd
London SW12 8QY
Book your FREE place now at www.cilip.org.uk/events/Event...
Don’t Forget The Great Annual Unconference Book Swap!
Theme: The National Year of Reading: Hints and Tips
Sunday 22nd March 2026
10am to 4pm
Balham Library
16 Ramsden Rd
London SW12 8QY
Book your FREE place now at www.cilip.org.uk/events/Event...
Don’t Forget The Great Annual Unconference Book Swap!
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In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women"
The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.
It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.
Our latest.
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the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel
February 13, 2026 at 1:55 PM
the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
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Your timeline has been blessed by the Laughing Cow dress from Friday the 13th Part 7. Repost to avoid being murdered by Jason Voorhees. 😍😍
September 13, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Your timeline has been blessed by the Laughing Cow dress from Friday the 13th Part 7. Repost to avoid being murdered by Jason Voorhees. 😍😍
There’s someone walking around this otherwise quiet office holding their phone out in front, on speaker and having a very loud conversation. Just psycopathic behaviour
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
There’s someone walking around this otherwise quiet office holding their phone out in front, on speaker and having a very loud conversation. Just psycopathic behaviour
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
overnight oats? We used to call it a one-night stand
February 13, 2026 at 10:16 AM
overnight oats? We used to call it a one-night stand
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They should make curling more interesting by including other household chores other than sweeping. Washing up. Dusting. Changing the duvet cover.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
They should make curling more interesting by including other household chores other than sweeping. Washing up. Dusting. Changing the duvet cover.
Ray Winstone sexting
Seriously though what the fuck are you wearing?
February 12, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Ray Winstone sexting
A moon hitting my eye like a big pizza pie would fix me
February 12, 2026 at 8:17 PM
A moon hitting my eye like a big pizza pie would fix me
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it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars