Tom Easton
@tomeaston.bsky.social
Best-selling children's author. Complete idiot. Mostly Dad Jokes. Rep. Claire Wilson - RCW. Also Production Manager at Hachette Children’s.
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
Check out my books at https://tinyurl.com/39cc3xy5 he/him
Ghostwriter. School visits. Workshops. DM for more info
i got polymarket confused with polycule and lost all my money betting on the second coming
February 11, 2026 at 11:02 AM
i got polymarket confused with polycule and lost all my money betting on the second coming
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It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
February 11, 2026 at 7:40 AM
It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious
I'll believe AI works when I stop seeing ads pop up for things immediately after I've bought them
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I'll believe AI works when I stop seeing ads pop up for things immediately after I've bought them
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Is this a thing?
February 11, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Is this a thing?
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@nickbryantoz.bsky.social: “Another problem for Starmer. He lacks journalistic entertainment value, so political correspondents need leadership speculation for entertainment. In an age of performative politicians, political coverage has also become weirdly performative and overly dramatic.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:39 PM
@nickbryantoz.bsky.social: “Another problem for Starmer. He lacks journalistic entertainment value, so political correspondents need leadership speculation for entertainment. In an age of performative politicians, political coverage has also become weirdly performative and overly dramatic.”
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Looks like my cat has awakened in The Matrix
February 5, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Looks like my cat has awakened in The Matrix
Sometimes, just for fun I try to text my wife in French. She is fluent. 9 times out of 10 I get this
February 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Sometimes, just for fun I try to text my wife in French. She is fluent. 9 times out of 10 I get this
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I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
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Here, lemme see your drafts folder.
*deletes them all*
Happy to help.
*deletes them all*
Happy to help.
February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Here, lemme see your drafts folder.
*deletes them all*
Happy to help.
*deletes them all*
Happy to help.
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We should start doing alt text without the picture
February 10, 2026 at 7:18 PM
We should start doing alt text without the picture
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Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."
I am the very model of the Pagliacci who's in town
I went to see the doctor 'cos my visage had a constant frown
He said "There is a simple cure for anyone who's feeling down
You should go to the theatre, you gotta go and see this clown!"
I went to see the doctor 'cos my visage had a constant frown
He said "There is a simple cure for anyone who's feeling down
You should go to the theatre, you gotta go and see this clown!"
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
I am the very model of the Pagliacci who's in town
I went to see the doctor 'cos my visage had a constant frown
He said "There is a simple cure for anyone who's feeling down
You should go to the theatre, you gotta go and see this clown!"
I went to see the doctor 'cos my visage had a constant frown
He said "There is a simple cure for anyone who's feeling down
You should go to the theatre, you gotta go and see this clown!"
Struggling to come up with posts that are even worse than my usual posts to leave in drafts
February 10, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Struggling to come up with posts that are even worse than my usual posts to leave in drafts
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My son loves this new book by his hero Olaf Falafel! Strong recommend. I love it too. Very funny!
February 9, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My son loves this new book by his hero Olaf Falafel! Strong recommend. I love it too. Very funny!
Walkers?
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Walkers?
I've changed my mind, I AM interested in the winter olympics
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 AM
I've changed my mind, I AM interested in the winter olympics
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This Saturday! 🧜♀️
A reminder - I'm at Monkey Barrel with The Mermaid on the 14th at 6pm -be my valentine (Platonic, non physical) ?
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Eleanor Morton: The Mermaid (WIP)
Eleanor Morton presents a brand-new work in progress show for three days only, all about her fascination with mermaids and their allure to men over the centuries. ‘Belly laugh funny’ ****½ (Metro).
booking.monkeybarrelcomedy.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
This Saturday! 🧜♀️
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That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
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Hi agents, I’m on the hunt for high-concept layered YA & MG novels! #MSWL
For YA: romantic fantasy; dark academia; mystery/thrillers like We Were Liars or Firekeeper’s Daughter; thought-provoking horror or gothic; romantic coming of age like Aristotle & Dante & Last Night at the Telegraph Club 1/3
For YA: romantic fantasy; dark academia; mystery/thrillers like We Were Liars or Firekeeper’s Daughter; thought-provoking horror or gothic; romantic coming of age like Aristotle & Dante & Last Night at the Telegraph Club 1/3
February 9, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Hi agents, I’m on the hunt for high-concept layered YA & MG novels! #MSWL
For YA: romantic fantasy; dark academia; mystery/thrillers like We Were Liars or Firekeeper’s Daughter; thought-provoking horror or gothic; romantic coming of age like Aristotle & Dante & Last Night at the Telegraph Club 1/3
For YA: romantic fantasy; dark academia; mystery/thrillers like We Were Liars or Firekeeper’s Daughter; thought-provoking horror or gothic; romantic coming of age like Aristotle & Dante & Last Night at the Telegraph Club 1/3
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I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I'm getting yelled at by the British on this website and I'd like to apologize. In the words of Lord Vernon Maxwell, if I knew you guys had internet over there I would've never made those tweets.
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My friend's kid has just got big into taskmaster so I just wowed her with these. Used to often share a room with Greg when I stayed at Rich and Catie's.
February 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My friend's kid has just got big into taskmaster so I just wowed her with these. Used to often share a room with Greg when I stayed at Rich and Catie's.
But how does bad bunny feel about wes streeting?
February 9, 2026 at 8:46 PM
But how does bad bunny feel about wes streeting?
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I don't do party politics on here and you can have your own opinion of Starmer - good or bad - but what is undeniably the case is that Westminster journalists became massively invested in a hyped-up narrative of their own devising and debased political commentary in so doing.
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I don't do party politics on here and you can have your own opinion of Starmer - good or bad - but what is undeniably the case is that Westminster journalists became massively invested in a hyped-up narrative of their own devising and debased political commentary in so doing.