CJ Pedroza
@thecjpedroza.bsky.social
Just a dude doing dude things.
The fucking bank knew!?
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The fucking bank knew!?
Bill Clinton has reached... just an absolutely wild level of infamy this week.
November 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Bill Clinton has reached... just an absolutely wild level of infamy this week.
It's most certainly not The Epstein Ballroom and I don't see why people keep calling it The Epstein Ballroom because it's totally not The Epstein Ballroom.
It's not called The Eptstein Ballroom! Stop calling it that!
October 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's most certainly not The Epstein Ballroom and I don't see why people keep calling it The Epstein Ballroom because it's totally not The Epstein Ballroom.
Is that a promise?
October 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Is that a promise?
I straight up forgot about "Metrosexuals".
Make America Fabulous Again.
Make America Fabulous Again.
Unironically, yes. This might be the only thing I wish we kept from the 2000’s.
Men, let’s groom ourselves regularly and unshackle ourselves from the nonsense expectations masculinity burdens us with.
Men, let’s groom ourselves regularly and unshackle ourselves from the nonsense expectations masculinity burdens us with.
We need to bring back metrosexuals.
October 20, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I straight up forgot about "Metrosexuals".
Make America Fabulous Again.
Make America Fabulous Again.
Beast Gohan should have a tail.
October 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Beast Gohan should have a tail.
There's no good reason why the US can't lead the world in tax funded public education, single payer healthcare, science & technological advancement, and infrastructure.
But there's plenty of a shitty reasons by shitty people why we don't do those things.
But there's plenty of a shitty reasons by shitty people why we don't do those things.
October 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
There's no good reason why the US can't lead the world in tax funded public education, single payer healthcare, science & technological advancement, and infrastructure.
But there's plenty of a shitty reasons by shitty people why we don't do those things.
But there's plenty of a shitty reasons by shitty people why we don't do those things.
I gotta say, War with Venezuela was definitely not on my bingo card.
October 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I gotta say, War with Venezuela was definitely not on my bingo card.
It has come to my attention that I have no idea who @roryblank.bsky.social is despite interacting with a significant number of his skeets
October 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It has come to my attention that I have no idea who @roryblank.bsky.social is despite interacting with a significant number of his skeets
Huh... I never thought of the implication that God would enjoy the ole' Gummy Bear 9000 as part of one's admission into the kingdom of heaven.
It's true. We've known all along that God will not allow you to enter the Kingdom of Heaven if you have all of your teeth.
'Fluoride Disconnects One from God': Inside the Weekly Call With RFK Jr.'s MAHA Hype Squad
A growing weekly call gives insight into RFK Jr.'s biggest allies, showcasing how a fringe movement now holds legitimate power.
www.notus.org
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Huh... I never thought of the implication that God would enjoy the ole' Gummy Bear 9000 as part of one's admission into the kingdom of heaven.
If you shit your pants during a pat down right as the officer has their hands around your ass/inner thigh, would it be considered assault?
I need the legal side of bluesky to chime in on this.
I need the legal side of bluesky to chime in on this.
When a cop pats you down, they aren’t necessarily looking for diarrhea, but if you have any on you, they’re gonna find it, and they’ll never believe you were holding it for a friend.
October 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
If you shit your pants during a pat down right as the officer has their hands around your ass/inner thigh, would it be considered assault?
I need the legal side of bluesky to chime in on this.
I need the legal side of bluesky to chime in on this.
The French know how to protest
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
The French know how to protest
Yo what the actual fuck was he talking about here?
Trump to generals: "We have beautiful paper, the gorgeous paper. I said, 'throw a little more gold on it, they deserve it. I want the A paper not the D paper.' We used to sign a piece of garbage ... I want to use the big beautiful firm paper."
September 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yo what the actual fuck was he talking about here?
I'm putting myself up for adoption. Free to a good, loving country.
September 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I'm putting myself up for adoption. Free to a good, loving country.
This is good news. Now they need to prevent Blackrock from buying the power company.
Congratulations Governor Tim Walz and all Minnesotans.
September 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This is good news. Now they need to prevent Blackrock from buying the power company.
@theonion.com, you can't report actual quotes as satire. That's not fair.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/
https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/
September 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@theonion.com, you can't report actual quotes as satire. That's not fair.
Go woke or go broke ig 🤷
September 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Go woke or go broke ig 🤷
Seems like a plausible justification to go to war in the middle east.
people on the right now seem absolutely certain that the guy was "antifa", people on the left are now certain that the guy was a "groyper", so I have decided, without any tangible evidence, to take a third position, that the guy has chatgpt psychosis and thought he was a future cop
September 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Seems like a plausible justification to go to war in the middle east.
Chicago and the Dems need to step up so we can forgive the 1968 Chicago DNC
It's not normal for an American president to send troops to American cities in times of peace.
Chicago, document what you see and be loud for America.
Chicago, document what you see and be loud for America.
September 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Chicago and the Dems need to step up so we can forgive the 1968 Chicago DNC
CAFE standards ruined pickup trucks
August 24, 2025 at 12:34 PM
CAFE standards ruined pickup trucks
This has always bothered me
When the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.
The United States and Israel.
The United States and Israel.
August 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
This has always bothered me
We desperately need rent control laws but also some guardrails on property taxes
August 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We desperately need rent control laws but also some guardrails on property taxes
Getting a felony assault on a law enforcement officer charge because you whipped a subway sandwich at them just screams that cops are scared little bitches.
August 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Getting a felony assault on a law enforcement officer charge because you whipped a subway sandwich at them just screams that cops are scared little bitches.
[Looks at the government] I don't know what's happening here, but I two and two together and decided you're pissing me off.
August 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
[Looks at the government] I don't know what's happening here, but I two and two together and decided you're pissing me off.