Eze
@ezetheigwe.blacksky.app
31 | He/Him | AuDHD | Anti-Hierarchy Leftist & Enemy of Conservatism | Battle Rap connoisseur | Aspiring Propagandist | Recovering contrarian.
I’m chronically unserious unless I’m talking politics or my love life, and even that’s not a guarantee.
I’m chronically unserious unless I’m talking politics or my love life, and even that’s not a guarantee.
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Eze
@ezetheigwe.blacksky.app
· Feb 1
Black History Month starts in January and ends in December as far as I’m concerned
Please remember me fondly y’all. The nigga sitting next to me on the train smells peculiar and fermented, and idk if I’m gonna make it 😭
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Please remember me fondly y’all. The nigga sitting next to me on the train smells peculiar and fermented, and idk if I’m gonna make it 😭
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really sad to hear about 2XKO releasing their staff, but i'm not raging at riot exclusively because of this paragraph
riot making sure people have a small monetary buffer is more than other game companies have done; probably the best tom could do here
source: www.riotgames.com/en/news/an-u...
riot making sure people have a small monetary buffer is more than other game companies have done; probably the best tom could do here
source: www.riotgames.com/en/news/an-u...
February 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
really sad to hear about 2XKO releasing their staff, but i'm not raging at riot exclusively because of this paragraph
riot making sure people have a small monetary buffer is more than other game companies have done; probably the best tom could do here
source: www.riotgames.com/en/news/an-u...
riot making sure people have a small monetary buffer is more than other game companies have done; probably the best tom could do here
source: www.riotgames.com/en/news/an-u...
Spending ungodly sums on VC each year when 2K drops, but they can’t budget a lil $100 for a date.
Y’all losing $250 weekly on parlays. That woman can get a third martini.
February 9, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Spending ungodly sums on VC each year when 2K drops, but they can’t budget a lil $100 for a date.
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Xenophobic black folks give me the ick
February 9, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Xenophobic black folks give me the ick
Now that we’re about to have drafts, I’m bout come through with all my spiciest hot takes that I couldn’t figure out how to phrase non-problematically. I’m about to be rhetorically bullet proof.
February 9, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Now that we’re about to have drafts, I’m bout come through with all my spiciest hot takes that I couldn’t figure out how to phrase non-problematically. I’m about to be rhetorically bullet proof.
This was egregiously outta pocket, but I gotta respect you standing on it anyways 😂
February 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
This was egregiously outta pocket, but I gotta respect you standing on it anyways 😂
I fully thought this was Vybz Kartel before I blinked lmao
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I fully thought this was Vybz Kartel before I blinked lmao
Only for OG colorways and collabs that I might sell down the road, or if they come with a really unique shoe box.
Sneakerheads…. Do you keep your shoe boxes?
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Only for OG colorways and collabs that I might sell down the road, or if they come with a really unique shoe box.
Niggas who told me “don’t call me Chukwuemeka in front of Americans bro, call me _____” in high school started wearing their names with pride 😭
February 9, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Niggas who told me “don’t call me Chukwuemeka in front of Americans bro, call me _____” in high school started wearing their names with pride 😭
I swear this album and movie shifted the culture/society. All of a sudden, being African was cool, and Nigerians who I’ve known to go by their English names since childhood switched to their ethnic names.
Giving y'all another great cultural moment in Black History every day this month.
Day 9: 'Black Panther: The Album' was released 8 years ago on Feb 9th, 2018| Listen to the album + discover why it's one of the 100 Greatest Soundtracks of All Time here: album.ink/BlackPanther18
S/o @albumism.com
Day 9: 'Black Panther: The Album' was released 8 years ago on Feb 9th, 2018| Listen to the album + discover why it's one of the 100 Greatest Soundtracks of All Time here: album.ink/BlackPanther18
S/o @albumism.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I swear this album and movie shifted the culture/society. All of a sudden, being African was cool, and Nigerians who I’ve known to go by their English names since childhood switched to their ethnic names.
We have a professional real nigga over here y’all, make sure y’all are up to standard.
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
We have a professional real nigga over here y’all, make sure y’all are up to standard.
He’s an entire convicted rapist bro. Those are his people.
Aye….. we get an explanation for why Mike Tyson was stumping for MAHA in that commercial?
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
He’s an entire convicted rapist bro. Those are his people.
This is a whole word, but sometimes you gotta put people on the Summer Jam screen to reinforce what the community won’t tolerate.
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
This is a whole word, but sometimes you gotta put people on the Summer Jam screen to reinforce what the community won’t tolerate.
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Must not be a shared experience with all of us then. I date women who like me and this is not my ministry. Sorry that happened to whomever it does though.
This is more a Twitter thing i'm bringing here but my experience is that alot of women want a man that will finance them while they live their live and if you can't afford their bills then you're not a "real man"
February 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Must not be a shared experience with all of us then. I date women who like me and this is not my ministry. Sorry that happened to whomever it does though.
“This is more a Twitter thing” should’ve been your cue:
1) To delete this post & leave it in your mental drafts
2) That this isn’t a widely held opinion and is mostly being shared for engagement bait
1) To delete this post & leave it in your mental drafts
2) That this isn’t a widely held opinion and is mostly being shared for engagement bait
This is more a Twitter thing i'm bringing here but my experience is that alot of women want a man that will finance them while they live their live and if you can't afford their bills then you're not a "real man"
February 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“This is more a Twitter thing” should’ve been your cue:
1) To delete this post & leave it in your mental drafts
2) That this isn’t a widely held opinion and is mostly being shared for engagement bait
1) To delete this post & leave it in your mental drafts
2) That this isn’t a widely held opinion and is mostly being shared for engagement bait
I think it was in October
February 9, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I think it was in October
I hardly use Discord as is. If I gotta scan my face for anything I currently use it for, I might just nuke my account.
February 9, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I hardly use Discord as is. If I gotta scan my face for anything I currently use it for, I might just nuke my account.
These are the same marriages that our parents were tryna rush us into btw
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
These are the same marriages that our parents were tryna rush us into btw
Shoutout to y’all fr. We’ll pronounce plantain as “plan-tin” until the 16th in your honor lmao
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Shoutout to y’all fr. We’ll pronounce plantain as “plan-tin” until the 16th in your honor lmao
Yeah, or at least that’s what she claims in her book allegedly. I’m inclined to believe it, because you gotta be some kinda coon to raise a son with her lmao
February 9, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Yeah, or at least that’s what she claims in her book allegedly. I’m inclined to believe it, because you gotta be some kinda coon to raise a son with her lmao
A black man really married Rachel Dolezal and had a kid with her, all while telling her to act more white. I’m not saying he’s responsible for her racefishing, but he’s an accomplice at the very least 😂
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
A black man really married Rachel Dolezal and had a kid with her, all while telling her to act more white. I’m not saying he’s responsible for her racefishing, but he’s an accomplice at the very least 😂
Have you tried calling them cucks?
February 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Have you tried calling them cucks?
Ngl I’m not convinced that they don’t script that shit. I remember them being in a similar situation during the 2020 protests when Jake Paul participated in a looting on cam.
Logan was like “this is wrong, police brutality bad 😡” and then still went pro-Trump with his brother.
Logan was like “this is wrong, police brutality bad 😡” and then still went pro-Trump with his brother.
February 9, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Ngl I’m not convinced that they don’t script that shit. I remember them being in a similar situation during the 2020 protests when Jake Paul participated in a looting on cam.
Logan was like “this is wrong, police brutality bad 😡” and then still went pro-Trump with his brother.
Logan was like “this is wrong, police brutality bad 😡” and then still went pro-Trump with his brother.
This does pose the question of how long can something malfunction until it’s considered broken. I love conversations like this lol
February 9, 2026 at 4:23 PM
This does pose the question of how long can something malfunction until it’s considered broken. I love conversations like this lol
Purely off vibes, I consider being broken & malfunctioning to be 2 separate states. If something is malfunctioning, it’s only temporarily not working, whereas being broken suggests a more permanent issue.
Vibe/association-wise:
Do you think of broken as nonfunctioning or malfunctioning?
Do you think of broken as permanent or temporary?
Do you think of broken as nonfunctioning or malfunctioning?
Do you think of broken as permanent or temporary?
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Purely off vibes, I consider being broken & malfunctioning to be 2 separate states. If something is malfunctioning, it’s only temporarily not working, whereas being broken suggests a more permanent issue.