Grant Tanaka
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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life is hard and will continue to be so, but live music will always be therapy. PS: the pit at a Die Spitz show ain’t nothing to fuck with (omg my kids are in there somewhere)
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 AM
life is hard and will continue to be so, but live music will always be therapy. PS: the pit at a Die Spitz show ain’t nothing to fuck with (omg my kids are in there somewhere)
hello I am a saucy tart
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
hello I am a saucy tart
pete hegseth lecturing career military generals on the warrior ethos:
October 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
pete hegseth lecturing career military generals on the warrior ethos:
the kids decked our halls with spooky season
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the kids decked our halls with spooky season
recycled from the old place but it felt right for the time
September 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
recycled from the old place but it felt right for the time
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
September 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
my daughter would like to report that she cut her own hair and regrets nothing 😐
August 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
my daughter would like to report that she cut her own hair and regrets nothing 😐
it was a long time ago, and very very stupid
August 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
it was a long time ago, and very very stupid
This one time while I was in a meeting with the boss, he took a phone call from an irate client and I had to sit there and listen to him lie his ass off for 10min straight.
August 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This one time while I was in a meeting with the boss, he took a phone call from an irate client and I had to sit there and listen to him lie his ass off for 10min straight.
got no jokes, so here’s a pic of my offspring who I love more than anything in the world
August 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
got no jokes, so here’s a pic of my offspring who I love more than anything in the world
in terms of asian american male inscrutability, this counts as a smile
July 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
in terms of asian american male inscrutability, this counts as a smile
RIP to the notion of American exceptionalism, it was always an awesome myth, but now I guess we finally buried it
July 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RIP to the notion of American exceptionalism, it was always an awesome myth, but now I guess we finally buried it
we going way back for this one
July 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
we going way back for this one
some in-progress photos of my daughters 100% handmade All-Butcher Loki from Marvel Rivals cosplay
July 3, 2025 at 2:21 AM
some in-progress photos of my daughters 100% handmade All-Butcher Loki from Marvel Rivals cosplay
if this doesn’t break your heart, then congrats you fucking ghoul, your empathy is finally dead
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
if this doesn’t break your heart, then congrats you fucking ghoul, your empathy is finally dead
A decade old with 100k on the odometer, but a bulletproof daily driver. Thank you my friends, couldn’t have done it without you.
June 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
A decade old with 100k on the odometer, but a bulletproof daily driver. Thank you my friends, couldn’t have done it without you.
Pretty grateful that I survived this, check out the wrinkles above the pillars. Shout out to Honda for protecting my gorgeous body from serious harm.
June 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Pretty grateful that I survived this, check out the wrinkles above the pillars. Shout out to Honda for protecting my gorgeous body from serious harm.
loveliest collab ever, REM and Natalie Merchant “Photograph”
May 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
loveliest collab ever, REM and Natalie Merchant “Photograph”
hello conclave committee, once again I’d like to nominate David Yow of The Jesus Lizard
May 4, 2025 at 7:30 AM
hello conclave committee, once again I’d like to nominate David Yow of The Jesus Lizard
college days with the future wife circa ‘99, yeah I see the hair SHUT UP
April 16, 2025 at 2:39 AM
college days with the future wife circa ‘99, yeah I see the hair SHUT UP
this place is ridiculous, just awful, so disgusting
April 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
this place is ridiculous, just awful, so disgusting
Even if the movie hasn’t aged that well, the soundtrack is still pretty immortal. The Shins, Zero 7, Cary Bros, Iron & Wine, Colin Hay and Frou Frou performing live? Yes please. Natalie Portman and Danny DeVito introducing performers? Nice. All to benefit the Midnight Mission? I ❤️ LA
March 30, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Even if the movie hasn’t aged that well, the soundtrack is still pretty immortal. The Shins, Zero 7, Cary Bros, Iron & Wine, Colin Hay and Frou Frou performing live? Yes please. Natalie Portman and Danny DeVito introducing performers? Nice. All to benefit the Midnight Mission? I ❤️ LA
going with the theme, these are the doc martens she got for Xmas
March 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
going with the theme, these are the doc martens she got for Xmas
Some artwork by my daughter, who you could call a Mad Max enthusiast. First pic is Furiosa’s war rig from Fury Road made from 100% cardboard, and the second is a hand carved linocut print. And before anyone asks, no, there’s no way her talent is genetic.
March 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Some artwork by my daughter, who you could call a Mad Max enthusiast. First pic is Furiosa’s war rig from Fury Road made from 100% cardboard, and the second is a hand carved linocut print. And before anyone asks, no, there’s no way her talent is genetic.