Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
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Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
· Jul 19
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
Them: don't get angry, get even
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Them: don't get angry, get even
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
me: i don't get either, i just get awkward and reclusive and sad
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me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 PM
me: my hopes and dreams mostly involve you, me and a gallon of whipped cream and jello
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
interviewer: I meant hopes for your career
me: so did I…
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Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sometimes, you have to lay in a ditch about it.
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I’ll deck the halls when the halls start paying rent
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ll deck the halls when the halls start paying rent
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Yeah I’m a slut
Self aware
Low maintenance
Unhinged (but in a ✨cute✨ way)
Trying my best
Self aware
Low maintenance
Unhinged (but in a ✨cute✨ way)
Trying my best
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Yeah I’m a slut
Self aware
Low maintenance
Unhinged (but in a ✨cute✨ way)
Trying my best
Self aware
Low maintenance
Unhinged (but in a ✨cute✨ way)
Trying my best
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Walked in on my cat using the litter box and got the meanest stank face from her
Oh, it’s only okay when YOU do it
Oh, it’s only okay when YOU do it
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Walked in on my cat using the litter box and got the meanest stank face from her
Oh, it’s only okay when YOU do it
Oh, it’s only okay when YOU do it
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My bestie sent me a TikTok that said the reason I get anxiety when I smoke is because I’m a warlock
Warlock? Babe I’m barely a war-functional
Warlock? Babe I’m barely a war-functional
December 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
My bestie sent me a TikTok that said the reason I get anxiety when I smoke is because I’m a warlock
Warlock? Babe I’m barely a war-functional
Warlock? Babe I’m barely a war-functional
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I weaponize my valley girl voice exclusively against mansplaining
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I weaponize my valley girl voice exclusively against mansplaining
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If you can’t handle me at my Sleep Token, you don’t deserve me at my George Michael
December 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If you can’t handle me at my Sleep Token, you don’t deserve me at my George Michael
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Starting a delivery app called Hugdash
Need a hug? One will be there in a dash
(No weirdos allowed)
Need a hug? One will be there in a dash
(No weirdos allowed)
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Starting a delivery app called Hugdash
Need a hug? One will be there in a dash
(No weirdos allowed)
Need a hug? One will be there in a dash
(No weirdos allowed)
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
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*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
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If you’re capable of grasping concepts do you have a prehensile mind?
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If you’re capable of grasping concepts do you have a prehensile mind?
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I’d let you park your car in my garage
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
I’d let you park your car in my garage
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I hope my little gets a snow day tomorrow so he can stay home and I can smoke him in Mario Kart
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I hope my little gets a snow day tomorrow so he can stay home and I can smoke him in Mario Kart
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I got an advent calendar of advent calendars (if that isn't a thing it should be)
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I got an advent calendar of advent calendars (if that isn't a thing it should be)
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it's so sad that trees cannot feel sexual ecstasy
December 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
it's so sad that trees cannot feel sexual ecstasy
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Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Technology was so basic in the past. A toilet was a hole. A shoe was just a smaller hole. Everything was holes
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Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Some people call me space cowboy. Some call me gangster of love.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
This one guy calls me Maurice. He sucks at giving nicknames.
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Really, you want a folding smartphone? You're gonna close your phone? Sure.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Really, you want a folding smartphone? You're gonna close your phone? Sure.
If I was a hamster I'd bite the fuck out of people's fingers
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If I was a hamster I'd bite the fuck out of people's fingers
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Me: I can’t wait to forget that I ate beets until tomorrow morning
Husband: is this what marriage is supposed to be like?
Me: it was heavily implied in my vows, yes
Husband: is this what marriage is supposed to be like?
Me: it was heavily implied in my vows, yes
December 11, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Me: I can’t wait to forget that I ate beets until tomorrow morning
Husband: is this what marriage is supposed to be like?
Me: it was heavily implied in my vows, yes
Husband: is this what marriage is supposed to be like?
Me: it was heavily implied in my vows, yes
Priest: and do you promise to take the correct side in the ongoing war with the seagulls?
Wife: We talked about this and NO
Wife: We talked about this and NO
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Priest: and do you promise to take the correct side in the ongoing war with the seagulls?
Wife: We talked about this and NO
Wife: We talked about this and NO
Prehensile: holdy
Hensile: droppy
QED
Hensile: droppy
QED
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Prehensile: holdy
Hensile: droppy
QED
Hensile: droppy
QED
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As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.
December 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
As soon as the tide comes back in it's over for you beaches.