Sir Oswald Rigby
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
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A GARGAMEL ON ALL OF YOUR HOUSES!
Working on my Jerry Halloween costume
October 16, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Working on my Jerry Halloween costume
my 5am self is the most ambitious asshole
October 16, 2025 at 12:31 PM
my 5am self is the most ambitious asshole
making an ender pack
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
making an ender pack
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Normalize saying "I wholeheartedly agree with me" during a conversation
October 16, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Normalize saying "I wholeheartedly agree with me" during a conversation
Sorry, this isn’t what I ordered. It’s got too many humans on it
October 16, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Sorry, this isn’t what I ordered. It’s got too many humans on it
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I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown
October 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown
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permission to lib out, sir
September 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
permission to lib out, sir
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Leaving the house doesn’t really go with my outfit
September 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Leaving the house doesn’t really go with my outfit
Back at BSKY to vent about our stupid society after the briefest hiatus of being happy
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Back at BSKY to vent about our stupid society after the briefest hiatus of being happy
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It's with a heavy sigh that I follow you back.
September 11, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's with a heavy sigh that I follow you back.
Today’s outrage>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>last weeks school shooting outrage
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Today’s outrage>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>last weeks school shooting outrage
Why are u following me
I have no sandwich for u
I have no sandwich for u
September 3, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Why are u following me
I have no sandwich for u
I have no sandwich for u
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You’re getting mad at me and I’m over here like
August 17, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You’re getting mad at me and I’m over here like
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Every day a new test of my composure.
July 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Every day a new test of my composure.
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fuck it we ball up and cry
July 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
fuck it we ball up and cry
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the hippos aren’t even hungry hungry they’re just bored
July 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
the hippos aren’t even hungry hungry they’re just bored
waiting to be absorbed by nature
July 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
waiting to be absorbed by nature
they should write a song about staying in bed eating snoballs
July 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
they should write a song about staying in bed eating snoballs
Pumpkin spice internment camps
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Pumpkin spice internment camps
Oh I thought u said cunt tent
July 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh I thought u said cunt tent
I don’t know what I did to deserve the onslaught of you new followers but whatever it is, I take it back
July 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I don’t know what I did to deserve the onslaught of you new followers but whatever it is, I take it back
If your boxers have firecracker burn holes you might be a red neck
July 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If your boxers have firecracker burn holes you might be a red neck
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*seductively harvests your data*
July 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
*seductively harvests your data*
Crouton sharp enough to kill a man
July 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Crouton sharp enough to kill a man
Me: your support dog is so cute and well behaved. If you don’t mind me asking, what was the process u had to go thru to get a support animal?
Old man: oh I just bought this vest on Amazon so the grocery clerks don’t give me any more shit for bringin him in.
Me: …alrighty then. Sounds good.
Old man: oh I just bought this vest on Amazon so the grocery clerks don’t give me any more shit for bringin him in.
Me: …alrighty then. Sounds good.
July 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me: your support dog is so cute and well behaved. If you don’t mind me asking, what was the process u had to go thru to get a support animal?
Old man: oh I just bought this vest on Amazon so the grocery clerks don’t give me any more shit for bringin him in.
Me: …alrighty then. Sounds good.
Old man: oh I just bought this vest on Amazon so the grocery clerks don’t give me any more shit for bringin him in.
Me: …alrighty then. Sounds good.