E.D.D.I.E.z
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i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 PM
i knew it was a mistake to take off my eclipse glasses
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Trying out a new parking lot for lunch. It's crunchy.
January 7, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Trying out a new parking lot for lunch. It's crunchy.
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I'm ambimexstrous. I can make a total disaster with either hand.
January 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I'm ambimexstrous. I can make a total disaster with either hand.
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How much of this political outage is merely engagement farming?
September 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
How much of this political outage is merely engagement farming?
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One thing I miss about being in a relationship is those affectionate, silly nicknames you give each other based on funny behaviours you've observed.
I wonder how Leg-twitchy McSnore-Pig is doing
I wonder how Leg-twitchy McSnore-Pig is doing
February 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
One thing I miss about being in a relationship is those affectionate, silly nicknames you give each other based on funny behaviours you've observed.
I wonder how Leg-twitchy McSnore-Pig is doing
I wonder how Leg-twitchy McSnore-Pig is doing
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I started my healthier me routine this morning and had a protein shake for breakfast.
It was the Carnation Essentials protein shake.
With ice cream. Chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and banana.
I forgot the Carnation.
It was a milk shake.
It was the Carnation Essentials protein shake.
With ice cream. Chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and banana.
I forgot the Carnation.
It was a milk shake.
January 7, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I started my healthier me routine this morning and had a protein shake for breakfast.
It was the Carnation Essentials protein shake.
With ice cream. Chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and banana.
I forgot the Carnation.
It was a milk shake.
It was the Carnation Essentials protein shake.
With ice cream. Chocolate syrup, peanut butter, and banana.
I forgot the Carnation.
It was a milk shake.
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Cat hair
Cat hair
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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Cat hair
Cat hair
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Me to the debt collector:
“Ignore that. That’s just my daughter’s Black Ops scream.
“Ignore that. That’s just my daughter’s Black Ops scream.
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Me to the debt collector:
“Ignore that. That’s just my daughter’s Black Ops scream.
“Ignore that. That’s just my daughter’s Black Ops scream.
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I want to write a book but tend to dislike people
maybe I'll describe the peaceful world without us
maybe I'll describe the peaceful world without us
December 11, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I want to write a book but tend to dislike people
maybe I'll describe the peaceful world without us
maybe I'll describe the peaceful world without us
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It’s a complicated empty.
December 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It’s a complicated empty.
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A library of vintage dreams.
December 12, 2025 at 5:15 AM
A library of vintage dreams.
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Where style and practicality meet in a war of attrition that destroys both of them.
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Where style and practicality meet in a war of attrition that destroys both of them.
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Sometimes there are no good sandwich options.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Sometimes there are no good sandwich options.
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Having to explain what an optical migraine is to someone gives me another kind of headache.
July 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Having to explain what an optical migraine is to someone gives me another kind of headache.
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up early and I guess white-knuckling the next four hours until my next feeding
December 14, 2025 at 10:49 AM
up early and I guess white-knuckling the next four hours until my next feeding
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i tried to make my guardian angel rage-quit. (a memoir)
January 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
i tried to make my guardian angel rage-quit. (a memoir)
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I’m living thee dream, I say through gritted teeth.
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m living thee dream, I say through gritted teeth.
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The only good part of January is that Mariah Carey is no longer on the radio.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The only good part of January is that Mariah Carey is no longer on the radio.
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*crawls up your wall and curls up in the corner
January 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
*crawls up your wall and curls up in the corner
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Stop calling it a "CPAP mask". That's the charging port for a sex machine
September 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Stop calling it a "CPAP mask". That's the charging port for a sex machine
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reverse cowboy for shits n giggles
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 AM
reverse cowboy for shits n giggles
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As a bi male, I’ve always appreciated the irony of hypocrites constantly being up my ass about what the gays are doing.
December 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As a bi male, I’ve always appreciated the irony of hypocrites constantly being up my ass about what the gays are doing.
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I am so fuck*ng tired of these stupid assho*es who can’t seem to create media graphics without stepping on their own penis*s
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
I am so fuck*ng tired of these stupid assho*es who can’t seem to create media graphics without stepping on their own penis*s
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I love your butt especially when it calls me
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I love your butt especially when it calls me
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You’re born and then you die and there’s a lot of sadness in between.
May 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You’re born and then you die and there’s a lot of sadness in between.