E.D.D.I.E.z
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the many-colored bland
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
the many-colored bland
i’d be really good as a prime minister if it wasn't for the authoritarian aggression and spineless gallantry
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i’d be really good as a prime minister if it wasn't for the authoritarian aggression and spineless gallantry
you have a spot of abstain and smear
November 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
you have a spot of abstain and smear
the last messenger wore a gas mask and carried a riot shield and all he had was good news
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the last messenger wore a gas mask and carried a riot shield and all he had was good news
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Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?
October 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way
He pasta way
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way
He pasta way
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One of my favorite moves that people do is when they’re walking away from someone they know and they’re smiling and kind of wave goodbye and also move their hand & arm down like stop you’re too funny.
November 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
One of my favorite moves that people do is when they’re walking away from someone they know and they’re smiling and kind of wave goodbye and also move their hand & arm down like stop you’re too funny.
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One thing we don’t talk about Napoleon is his great sense of humor.
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 AM
One thing we don’t talk about Napoleon is his great sense of humor.
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I don’t want to play any game that requires me to put skin into it.
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don’t want to play any game that requires me to put skin into it.
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*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase
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I eat a lot of eggs because I fucking hate chickens.
November 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I eat a lot of eggs because I fucking hate chickens.
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When you're home alone eating fried chicken in the shower and hear a noise in the house.
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When you're home alone eating fried chicken in the shower and hear a noise in the house.
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I don’t like to brag but I got hired as an apple genius even though my iq is only slightly above average
October 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I don’t like to brag but I got hired as an apple genius even though my iq is only slightly above average
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The sluttiest thing an english girl can say is "I'm doing jury duty".
June 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The sluttiest thing an english girl can say is "I'm doing jury duty".
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They say it's always darkest before the dawn.
Have there been any medical updates on that pending dawn?
Have there been any medical updates on that pending dawn?
September 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They say it's always darkest before the dawn.
Have there been any medical updates on that pending dawn?
Have there been any medical updates on that pending dawn?
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Ouija boards are for amateurs. If you knew you would know, it's Risk.
February 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Ouija boards are for amateurs. If you knew you would know, it's Risk.
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They said leave your problems at the door, I’ve been stood here for hours, I just hope they come back for me.
November 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
They said leave your problems at the door, I’ve been stood here for hours, I just hope they come back for me.
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tried walking around with silver dollars over my eyes, and now things are looking much brighter
January 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
tried walking around with silver dollars over my eyes, and now things are looking much brighter
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The smiling will continue until your morale improves
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The smiling will continue until your morale improves
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shadow boxing with my shadow work
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
shadow boxing with my shadow work
if there’s ever a shortage of muppets online there’s plenty moron tv
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
if there’s ever a shortage of muppets online there’s plenty moron tv
internal server error is something i could worship, it’s very refreshing and i’d gladly give cache
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
internal server error is something i could worship, it’s very refreshing and i’d gladly give cache
progress around here is a tortoise named rusty
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
progress around here is a tortoise named rusty
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I don't drive a flashy car, but the cop behind me does.
October 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I don't drive a flashy car, but the cop behind me does.
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I cough.
My neighbor coughs.
I cough.
My neighbor then proceeds to cough up a lung.
Me: "Are you OK?"
Him: "Oh, this wasn't a contest?"
My neighbor coughs.
I cough.
My neighbor then proceeds to cough up a lung.
Me: "Are you OK?"
Him: "Oh, this wasn't a contest?"
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I cough.
My neighbor coughs.
I cough.
My neighbor then proceeds to cough up a lung.
Me: "Are you OK?"
Him: "Oh, this wasn't a contest?"
My neighbor coughs.
I cough.
My neighbor then proceeds to cough up a lung.
Me: "Are you OK?"
Him: "Oh, this wasn't a contest?"