BeTheCookie
@bethecookie.bsky.social
Possibly not a cookie, but definitely a Cookie
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BeTheCookie
@bethecookie.bsky.social
· Mar 26
You (boorish, uneducated): I see a woodchuck.
Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.
Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.
They say humans only use 10% of our Brians.
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
They say humans only use 10% of our Brians.
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Pure stupidity is not just Trump himself, but those who supported placing him in Office.
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Pure stupidity is not just Trump himself, but those who supported placing him in Office.
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some of my posts are just
little funny crumbs to lead
you into my house of joke
candy where i will eat you
and use your bones to make
tasteful jewelry & tableware
little funny crumbs to lead
you into my house of joke
candy where i will eat you
and use your bones to make
tasteful jewelry & tableware
January 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
some of my posts are just
little funny crumbs to lead
you into my house of joke
candy where i will eat you
and use your bones to make
tasteful jewelry & tableware
little funny crumbs to lead
you into my house of joke
candy where i will eat you
and use your bones to make
tasteful jewelry & tableware
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using straws to break camels
backs is actually pretty tricky
backs is actually pretty tricky
January 10, 2026 at 4:47 AM
using straws to break camels
backs is actually pretty tricky
backs is actually pretty tricky
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Fool people into thinking you have a Sisyphean curse by constantly rolling a boulder up a hill which then rolls back down
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Fool people into thinking you have a Sisyphean curse by constantly rolling a boulder up a hill which then rolls back down
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tough day ended with me scooping up my underwear with my foot and catching it on the first try. it’s a little better now
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
tough day ended with me scooping up my underwear with my foot and catching it on the first try. it’s a little better now
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Everyone says they’re either Cleopatra or Mark Anthony in a previous life.
No one ever says they were a latrine-cleaning slave in the royal palace.
No one ever says they were a latrine-cleaning slave in the royal palace.
January 7, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Everyone says they’re either Cleopatra or Mark Anthony in a previous life.
No one ever says they were a latrine-cleaning slave in the royal palace.
No one ever says they were a latrine-cleaning slave in the royal palace.
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Ask your doctor if escaping to another reality is right for you
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Ask your doctor if escaping to another reality is right for you
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Misheard a nursery rhyme so I'm rolling a boat gently down the stream. It's taking ages.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Misheard a nursery rhyme so I'm rolling a boat gently down the stream. It's taking ages.
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woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
January 6, 2026 at 12:12 PM
woke up on a secret side of the bed that scientists are asking me not to talk about
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Every day I learn that I know so much less than what I would like to and more than I care for.
January 6, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Every day I learn that I know so much less than what I would like to and more than I care for.
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Worried my crockpot is running with a bad crowd.
(toaster oven)
(toaster oven)
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Worried my crockpot is running with a bad crowd.
(toaster oven)
(toaster oven)
Me: You’re my hero!
My hero: Never meet me.
My hero: Never meet me.
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Me: You’re my hero!
My hero: Never meet me.
My hero: Never meet me.
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a lost and found but for Goodnight comb and goodnight brush Goodnight nobody Goodnight mush and goodnight to the old lady whispering “hush.”
January 4, 2026 at 4:13 AM
a lost and found but for Goodnight comb and goodnight brush Goodnight nobody Goodnight mush and goodnight to the old lady whispering “hush.”
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My leg feels loose. I'm afraid it's going to fall off if I go to therapy pool. If my leg falls off how will I get OUT of the therapy pool? Will I grow gills? Will you come feed me mermaid pellets when I'm Pam with one leg and gills at the therapy pool?
January 2, 2026 at 2:38 PM
My leg feels loose. I'm afraid it's going to fall off if I go to therapy pool. If my leg falls off how will I get OUT of the therapy pool? Will I grow gills? Will you come feed me mermaid pellets when I'm Pam with one leg and gills at the therapy pool?
Just remember, you are biochemistry experiment that can walk and talk.
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Just remember, you are biochemistry experiment that can walk and talk.
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Dear incels who can't pull off funny: learn to cook.
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Dear incels who can't pull off funny: learn to cook.
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There should be more tailgating in supermarket parking lots. I mean everything you need is right there
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
There should be more tailgating in supermarket parking lots. I mean everything you need is right there
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An American version of Beauty and the Beast where all of the servants are transformed into different kinds of guns
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
An American version of Beauty and the Beast where all of the servants are transformed into different kinds of guns
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My Onlyfans is just me, sensually whispering the recipe for sea salt caramel brownies
December 31, 2025 at 3:04 PM
My Onlyfans is just me, sensually whispering the recipe for sea salt caramel brownies