BeTheCookie
@bethecookie.bsky.social
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BeTheCookie
@bethecookie.bsky.social
· Mar 26
You (boorish, uneducated): I see a woodchuck.
Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.
Me (refined, erudite): Ah yes, a forestcharles.
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Leavitt needs to go back to selling Tupperware at HOA meetings.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Leavitt needs to go back to selling Tupperware at HOA meetings.
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playing dead at work tomorrow calling it opposum day
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
playing dead at work tomorrow calling it opposum day
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Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Kinda nervous about household smart devices. What if the bathroom scale tells the fridge to lock me out?
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I can’t stop thinking about a chicken sandwich I almost bought yesterday.
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I can’t stop thinking about a chicken sandwich I almost bought yesterday.
So who took over the trafficking in 2019 when JE passed? That sick and twisted market didn’t go away when he did.
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So who took over the trafficking in 2019 when JE passed? That sick and twisted market didn’t go away when he did.
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redactions will continue until morale improves
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 AM
redactions will continue until morale improves
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When you people talk sport, I imagine I am visiting a foreign land and you are speaking the language passed down to you by your ancestors
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
When you people talk sport, I imagine I am visiting a foreign land and you are speaking the language passed down to you by your ancestors
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[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
November 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
[doing my little middle aged morning stretches] i bet i could still make the league
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well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 AM
well, it looks like the mountain doesn't fall far from the mole hill
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I think all these Trump kiss asses are starting to realize that the guardrails of democracy like the courts and the people are going to hold and if they don't get on board with the good guys, they face a dismal future. If not life in prison.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I think all these Trump kiss asses are starting to realize that the guardrails of democracy like the courts and the people are going to hold and if they don't get on board with the good guys, they face a dismal future. If not life in prison.
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Being undocumented in the United States is not illegal, it's a civil infraction.
November 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Being undocumented in the United States is not illegal, it's a civil infraction.
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costco be like don’t hate the payer
November 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
costco be like don’t hate the payer
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friend: whatcha thinkin about
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
friend: whatcha thinkin about
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
me: shouldn’t it be giving a dump instead of taking a dump
friend: I knew I shouldn’t have asked
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stockpiling wishbones for political reasons
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
stockpiling wishbones for political reasons
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Saving the Internet, one screenshot I’ll forget to delete from my phone at a time
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Saving the Internet, one screenshot I’ll forget to delete from my phone at a time
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Sign up for my course in Vexatious Shitposting at ferfooksake[dot]com.
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Sign up for my course in Vexatious Shitposting at ferfooksake[dot]com.
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please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
please come over and watch me freak out while I eat spaghetti in a white tuxedo
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You be the Trojan horse, I'll be the impenetrable fortress
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You be the Trojan horse, I'll be the impenetrable fortress
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Do I make good first impressions? No, but do I make good second impressions? Also no, don't speak to me is what I'm saying. By the way I'm being sarcastic because I'm clearly a precious little treasure.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Do I make good first impressions? No, but do I make good second impressions? Also no, don't speak to me is what I'm saying. By the way I'm being sarcastic because I'm clearly a precious little treasure.
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Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Well, well, well, if it isn't the person who is about to order their steak wrong.
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i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
November 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
i told myself i have delectable tiddies because kindness starts at home
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Yeah, well I've been on a Jet3 holiday, Maureen
November 14, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Yeah, well I've been on a Jet3 holiday, Maureen
Now would be a great time for some of those FBI redactors to start leaking details anonymously.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Now would be a great time for some of those FBI redactors to start leaking details anonymously.