Mr. Grateful
@lettuce.bsky.social
I am surrounded by objects
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Mr. Grateful
@lettuce.bsky.social
· Nov 7
[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
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me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
November 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
me: (reaching into 800g jar of cashews on top shelf) .... little cashew treat .... beautiful snack
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
devil on my shoulder: Do it. They should be part of you
angel on my shoulder: Im so proud of you. You deserve cashews. Sweet child. Im so happy youre taking them
me: everyone agrees thats for baby boy
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
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Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
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I found your natural area
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I found your natural area
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Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
November 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Trying to make conversation with a book reviewer: Ah yeah I got a buddy of mine who’s luminous
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I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
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Viennese hotel concierge: 2 tickets for tonight's opera. Your name sir?
Secret agent Stuart Pecans: Pecans,
Secret agent Stuart Pecans: Pecans,
November 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Viennese hotel concierge: 2 tickets for tonight's opera. Your name sir?
Secret agent Stuart Pecans: Pecans,
Secret agent Stuart Pecans: Pecans,
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
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sick of all these AI images of the sky being weird colors i just looked outside and all i saw was my father’s face whispering terrible things like every night
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
sick of all these AI images of the sky being weird colors i just looked outside and all i saw was my father’s face whispering terrible things like every night
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(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
November 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
(Wading through waist-deep pitch black water) Yeah so my place is just through here
Harvested the last of this year's tomatoes. Thank you plants, it's been a privilege 🫡🍅
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Harvested the last of this year's tomatoes. Thank you plants, it's been a privilege 🫡🍅
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Cooked some beans but they're too hot to put in the fridge yet, so I got to write "Cool beans" on my to-do list 😎
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Cooked some beans but they're too hot to put in the fridge yet, so I got to write "Cool beans" on my to-do list 😎
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adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
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Love when prepared foods have a last instruction like “Serve” or “Enjoy.“ tysm I think I’ve got it from here
November 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Love when prepared foods have a last instruction like “Serve” or “Enjoy.“ tysm I think I’ve got it from here
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SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 AM
SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.
DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
I'll love you till the day I die. But that day I'm a free agent
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I'll love you till the day I die. But that day I'm a free agent
Getting dressed, my eyes land on a red shirt in my closet. Hm. And a green sweater. Hmmm
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Getting dressed, my eyes land on a red shirt in my closet. Hm. And a green sweater. Hmmm
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Rolling down my car window and shouting "good job" to the trees with the orangest leaves
November 20, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Rolling down my car window and shouting "good job" to the trees with the orangest leaves
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coworker_4 has gifted you a game on Steam. Add PROBOSCIS PRINCESS to your Library?
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
coworker_4 has gifted you a game on Steam. Add PROBOSCIS PRINCESS to your Library?
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about