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· Nov 7
[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
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*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY*
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
January 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
*staring into THE RECTANGLE OF MISERY*
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
oh man this fucking sucks, i better keep staring at this thing or i'll miss the good part
Let me be the last to wish you a Merry Christmas
January 4, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Let me be the last to wish you a Merry Christmas
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have to worry that this could do serious harm to the perceived legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
have to worry that this could do serious harm to the perceived legitimacy of the FIFA peace prize
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(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.
June 13, 2023 at 9:15 AM
(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.
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BREAKING: In exchange for his support, Mayor Mamdani has appointed Curtis Sliwa Rat Czar and Underking of New York, whose writ shall run anywhere the sunlight does not touch
January 3, 2026 at 3:36 AM
BREAKING: In exchange for his support, Mayor Mamdani has appointed Curtis Sliwa Rat Czar and Underking of New York, whose writ shall run anywhere the sunlight does not touch
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She has a certain…vichyssoise
January 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM
She has a certain…vichyssoise
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finally escaping samsara and immediately landing in samsara 2
January 3, 2026 at 5:55 AM
finally escaping samsara and immediately landing in samsara 2
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
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(at a funeral) can we talk about something else i mean he’s literally gone
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 AM
(at a funeral) can we talk about something else i mean he’s literally gone
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i can’t believe 1026 was only a thousand years ago
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
i can’t believe 1026 was only a thousand years ago
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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
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More bugs should have "bumble" variants
August 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
More bugs should have "bumble" variants
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my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks
December 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
my new year's resolution is to escape the grain silo i've been trapped in for two weeks
Let's hope it's not gonna be one of those Groundhog Year scenarios
January 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Let's hope it's not gonna be one of those Groundhog Year scenarios
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
Patiently waiting for the optician to transfer the lenses from my 2025 novelty glasses to my 2026 novelty glasses
December 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Patiently waiting for the optician to transfer the lenses from my 2025 novelty glasses to my 2026 novelty glasses
If you're hosting a party tonight a popular beverage is alcohol
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
If you're hosting a party tonight a popular beverage is alcohol
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they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
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johhny cash (old) voice: i washed my rat today
December 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
johhny cash (old) voice: i washed my rat today
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Muppet Classic Theater (Full 1994 VHS, 60fps) : 2400s
December 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Muppet Classic Theater (Full 1994 VHS, 60fps) : 2400s
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A delicious holiday treat that warms the body, as the laughter of loved ones warms the soul. Rich and creamy, with familiar spices that wrap the senses in their embrace. What shall we call it? Winterspark? Snowfire?
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
A delicious holiday treat that warms the body, as the laughter of loved ones warms the soul. Rich and creamy, with familiar spices that wrap the senses in their embrace. What shall we call it? Winterspark? Snowfire?
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
Caveman who was there: 🙂 Nog have a diffnog idea
Resolution is donuts
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Resolution is donuts