Jolly guy
@lettuce.bsky.social
I am surrounded by objects
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Jolly guy
@lettuce.bsky.social
· Nov 7
[after learning about how muscles work] oh so we're marionettes from the inside
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maybe they should have a learning man festival
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
maybe they should have a learning man festival
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crawling into bed and shooting myself with a tranq dart
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 AM
crawling into bed and shooting myself with a tranq dart
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“What’s the point of celebrating a dog’s birthday? They don’t even understand it!”
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
November 29, 2024 at 11:20 PM
“What’s the point of celebrating a dog’s birthday? They don’t even understand it!”
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
Oooh yeah, I would hate it so much if the hyper-intelligent creatures that loved me and took care of me made me have an awesome day for no reason. That would suck so bad oooohhh. I would hate having a special cake ah
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It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It's so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That's what a bird would do!
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Asking Thor if everything looks like a nail. He rolls his eyes. He's so sick of my shit
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Asking Thor if everything looks like a nail. He rolls his eyes. He's so sick of my shit
Church had a sale on baptisms
November 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Church had a sale on baptisms
Wish I knew more about plotting and filmmaking so I could understand why don't movies just don't work
November 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Wish I knew more about plotting and filmmaking so I could understand why don't movies just don't work
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Mariah Carey rappels down from my roof like an SAS operator and throws a flashbang through my window which detonates in blinding festive colors and snowflake glitter
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Mariah Carey rappels down from my roof like an SAS operator and throws a flashbang through my window which detonates in blinding festive colors and snowflake glitter
Birds can use stilts too
🇧🇷Rabo-branco-acanelado
🌎Phaethornis pretrei
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O beija-flor rabo-branco-acanelado é uma ave apodiforme da família Trochilidae.
📷 Mariza Sanches
🌎Phaethornis pretrei
Conservação: Pouco Preocupante
O beija-flor rabo-branco-acanelado é uma ave apodiforme da família Trochilidae.
📷 Mariza Sanches
November 28, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Birds can use stilts too
A 100% book-faithful Frankenstein movie would be amazing if only for the "Don't worry father, I am indeed in love with my adopted sister, just as you and mom hoped" scene
November 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
A 100% book-faithful Frankenstein movie would be amazing if only for the "Don't worry father, I am indeed in love with my adopted sister, just as you and mom hoped" scene
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I'm gonna get you succor 🫂
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm gonna get you succor 🫂
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And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Buying 8 turkeys on clearance tomorrow
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Buying 8 turkeys on clearance tomorrow
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
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If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
If i was in the theater audience when everyone thought the train was speeding towards them, instead of screaming, i'd have been coming up with a plan
Let me be the first to wish you a Very Merry Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Let me be the first to wish you a Very Merry Christmas
Initiate Jingle Protocol
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Initiate Jingle Protocol
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The Muppets Christmas Carol confirms the existence of Christ in the Muppets universe, meaning that some of them freaks were present at the crucifixion.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The Muppets Christmas Carol confirms the existence of Christ in the Muppets universe, meaning that some of them freaks were present at the crucifixion.
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Everyone’s like “listen to your body, listen to your body.” Honestly, I don’t think my body needs as much mustard as it requests.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Everyone’s like “listen to your body, listen to your body.” Honestly, I don’t think my body needs as much mustard as it requests.
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The sick minds of hollywood have finally gone too far. They made a new show called Plitorbis. Don't they know, the tv is where my children sit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
The sick minds of hollywood have finally gone too far. They made a new show called Plitorbis. Don't they know, the tv is where my children sit.
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giving this to the most normal baby i know
Rattle
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
Tlingit, ca. 1890
On view at The Met Fifth Avenue in Gallery 746
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
giving this to the most normal baby i know
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
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I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I miss the pretty bad times before things got a great deal worse
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Sid Caesar & Imogene Coca as percussionists playing the 1812 Overture: youtu.be/Dl3RMnJChyA
SID CAESAR: 1812 Overture [PANTOMIME] (YOUR SHOW OF SHOWS, Jan 17, 1953)
YouTube video by Sid Caesar: Your Show of Shows / Caesar's Hour / Admiral Broadway Revue
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November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Sid Caesar & Imogene Coca as percussionists playing the 1812 Overture: youtu.be/Dl3RMnJChyA