pretty kate machine
@littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social
cherished bass player
I own Jupiter Ascending on blu-ray
gumparker.bandcamp.com
murderees.bandcamp.com
I own Jupiter Ascending on blu-ray
gumparker.bandcamp.com
murderees.bandcamp.com
Pinned
I was accused of brutally murdering somebody’s vibe at the Maine Mall in 2014
What was this thing’s PROBLEM?
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
What was this thing’s PROBLEM?
There are so many smells
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There are so many smells
All the bass players have such excellent shoes tonight
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
All the bass players have such excellent shoes tonight
I have wrapped another Mike present :)
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I have wrapped another Mike present :)
Whatta man
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Whatta man
The Reader
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Reader
I agree with your bumper stickers but not your parking job
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I agree with your bumper stickers but not your parking job
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![Interivew with Carl Reiner and mel brooks about their friendship:
REINER Yeah, we got that big screen [gestures to incredibly large flat-screen monitor] to look at television.
Q. So you come here, Mel, and you watch TV together?
BROOKS Almost every night. He’s got a wonderful housekeeper-cook and we decide on a menu and a movie.
Q. What did you watch most recently?
BROOKS We watched last night “The Peacemaker.” With Nicole Kidman and, come on. [He gestures to Mr. Reiner.]
REINER George Clooney.
BROOKS Right. It was two and a half stars at the most. Good performances, very silly, you know.
REINER We look for movies with the line “Secure the perimeter.”
BROOKS Yeah, we like movies that say, “Secure the perimeter” and/or “You better get some rest.”
REINER “Lock all doors!”
BROOKS “I want a five-block seal!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r335dcuzq7ta2fmsb2gk4dgn/bafkreiedzfvzpn6vjfmdnh53qypvfbz5jamzupo5rrysifikxyie5y77qy@jpeg)
I think Chuck is a stoat
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I think Chuck is a stoat
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the tweet so good it made the news
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
the tweet so good it made the news
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About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
About that time of year where I hang out with my boys.
Thinking about “dogg you’re gonna have that kid” again even though the kid is almost seven
Thinking about this incredible comment from @impormable.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Thinking about “dogg you’re gonna have that kid” again even though the kid is almost seven
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"Do you like my hat?" and "There is no democracy in any love relation: only mercy." Love's Work in Go, Dog, Go
www.thechatner.com/p/loves-work...
www.thechatner.com/p/loves-work...
Love's Work in "Go, Dog, Go"
Do you like my hat?
www.thechatner.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
"Do you like my hat?" and "There is no democracy in any love relation: only mercy." Love's Work in Go, Dog, Go
www.thechatner.com/p/loves-work...
www.thechatner.com/p/loves-work...
Hot toddy in the raktajino mug is gonna fix me
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Hot toddy in the raktajino mug is gonna fix me
My thirteen-year-old neighbor, typing on a tiny toy phone: “it’s the iphone 17 imaginary”
December 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
My thirteen-year-old neighbor, typing on a tiny toy phone: “it’s the iphone 17 imaginary”
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2025 was the best year for the label yet. Here's a compilation of my favorite tracks.
The comp is free but if you want to put some bucks on it they all go to Maine Needs, who are doing a great job helping the folks in my immediate area who need it
repeatingcloud.bandcamp.com/album/repeat...
The comp is free but if you want to put some bucks on it they all go to Maine Needs, who are doing a great job helping the folks in my immediate area who need it
repeatingcloud.bandcamp.com/album/repeat...
Repeating Cloud 2025, by Repeating Cloud
13 track album
repeatingcloud.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
2025 was the best year for the label yet. Here's a compilation of my favorite tracks.
The comp is free but if you want to put some bucks on it they all go to Maine Needs, who are doing a great job helping the folks in my immediate area who need it
repeatingcloud.bandcamp.com/album/repeat...
The comp is free but if you want to put some bucks on it they all go to Maine Needs, who are doing a great job helping the folks in my immediate area who need it
repeatingcloud.bandcamp.com/album/repeat...
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Oooh we’re on the @repeatingcloud.com comp
Repeating Cloud 2025, by Repeating Cloud
13 track album
repeatingcloud.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Oooh we’re on the @repeatingcloud.com comp
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It’s bandcamp friday why not get yourself something pretty and give us some money
Merch from Gum Parker
Merch from Gum Parker
gumparker.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It’s bandcamp friday why not get yourself something pretty and give us some money
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weird al can do everything frank zappa can but backwards in high heels
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
weird al can do everything frank zappa can but backwards in high heels
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shining amour: one knight stand, a medieval-themed reality dating show hosted by odd rufus and the chaste wizard, has been cancelled after one episode
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 AM
shining amour: one knight stand, a medieval-themed reality dating show hosted by odd rufus and the chaste wizard, has been cancelled after one episode
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My friend @boneysoups.bsky.social's debut novel, THE RED SACRAMENT, is coming out next year. When I tell you it's one of the best vampire novels of the 21st century, I am not exaggerating.
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My friend @boneysoups.bsky.social's debut novel, THE RED SACRAMENT, is coming out next year. When I tell you it's one of the best vampire novels of the 21st century, I am not exaggerating.
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
Preorder here: titanbooks.com/72219-the-re...
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dogs respect me because i eat dinner vigorously
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
dogs respect me because i eat dinner vigorously
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STILL MISSING!!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?
Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?
Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
STILL MISSING!!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?
Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!
The first grader has been separated from his dad for almost a week, following ICE abducting them for the third time this year! ICE refuses to disclose the 6 yr old’s location.
WHERE IS YUANXIN?
Call your Reps & ask them to pressure ICE/DHS to reunite Fei & Yuanxin & release them!
obviously I have preordered the vampire book
🩸🩸🩸cover reveal!!!🩸🩸🩸
We are thrilled to reveal the stunning cover of THE RED SACRAMENT by Sara Hinkley (@boneysoups.bsky.social), a hypnotic dive into the lives and deaths of a coven of vampires living in 19th Century Paris. 🧛🩸
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
Coming July 2026! tinyurl.com/3xhkvkx6
Cover designed by Julia Lloyd.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
obviously I have preordered the vampire book