ICE is murdering people and the president is threatening war with basically everyone. I expect a very stern "tsk tsk" from elected dems
January 7, 2026 at 5:09 PM
ICE is murdering people and the president is threatening war with basically everyone. I expect a very stern "tsk tsk" from elected dems
We are already so far over the second apron...
brb, throwing Greenland into the ESPN dot com NBA trade machine and seeing how many expiring contracts the U.S. need to take back to make the salaries work
how genteel
January 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
We are already so far over the second apron...
Ghislaine Maxwell Granted Temporary Supervised Release To Spread Jeffrey Epstein's Ashes At Chuck E. Cheese
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Granted Temporary Supervised Release To Spread Jeffrey Epstein's Ashes At Chuck E. Cheese
It was supposed to be a simple prank, but Nicolas Maduro has choked to death on a jawbreaker in the trunk of Pete Hegseth's car.
January 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It was supposed to be a simple prank, but Nicolas Maduro has choked to death on a jawbreaker in the trunk of Pete Hegseth's car.
I’m at a hockey game and literally none of the players are having gay sex
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I’m at a hockey game and literally none of the players are having gay sex
Nobody wants to hear this but I have it on good authority that at least 75% of this money went to Somali run day care centers
finance.yahoo.com/news/pentago...
finance.yahoo.com/news/pentago...
The Pentagon’s $35 Trillion Accounting Black Hole
While it shouldn’t come as a surprise for an organization that has famously failed to ever pass an audit, the Pentagon was nevertheless able to shock some observers this week with a new batch of finan...
finance.yahoo.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Nobody wants to hear this but I have it on good authority that at least 75% of this money went to Somali run day care centers
finance.yahoo.com/news/pentago...
finance.yahoo.com/news/pentago...
[exasperated] well If I had known you were going to overreact like this I would never have kidnapped a foreign head of state
January 5, 2026 at 9:29 PM
[exasperated] well If I had known you were going to overreact like this I would never have kidnapped a foreign head of state
I have eaten too much soup
January 5, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I have eaten too much soup
Reposted by John
“you won’t get away with this”
January 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
“you won’t get away with this”
By the time he was my age, Dr. J had already completed several of the most iconic dunks in league history
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
By the time he was my age, Dr. J had already completed several of the most iconic dunks in league history
I just finished Task on HBO. Rob Schneider was awesome in it.
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I just finished Task on HBO. Rob Schneider was awesome in it.
Lmao
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Lmao
Terry Rozier could not be reached for comment
“What appears to be a newly created account appeared to invest $30,000 Friday in Maduro's exit. After Maduro went into custody Saturday morning, that same investor netted $436,759.61.”
Someone made $400K by predicting Maduro's capture. Here's what happened
The winnings come as the rules governing prediction markets are still evolving.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Terry Rozier could not be reached for comment
10:00am day drinking at a Chuck E. Cheese. Dry January is dead
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
10:00am day drinking at a Chuck E. Cheese. Dry January is dead
Pedophile Kidnaps Maduro
January 3, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Pedophile Kidnaps Maduro
Reposted by John
This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
[guy who has recently gotten into using military time] remind me to give the dog his diarrhea medicine at 1600 hours
January 2, 2026 at 6:11 PM
[guy who has recently gotten into using military time] remind me to give the dog his diarrhea medicine at 1600 hours
That there has not been an immediate mass exodus from Twitter after they created a literal child pornography machine is so fucking shocking to me. Just fucking log off forever. I promise you wont miss it.
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
That there has not been an immediate mass exodus from Twitter after they created a literal child pornography machine is so fucking shocking to me. Just fucking log off forever. I promise you wont miss it.
Using AI to put a shirt on my friend who is in better shape than me
January 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Using AI to put a shirt on my friend who is in better shape than me
Reposted by John
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
Reposted by John
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
May 17, 2025 at 6:12 PM
[releases helium-filled heart balloon]
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
Me: You're free now
Balloon: Ima choke a bird
It could happen in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 AM
It could happen in 2026