Chase Mitchell
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Love Flanagan but uh we already got the definitive one of this
Mike Flanagan is set to write and direct a new film adaptation of Stephen King’s ‘THE MIST’ for Warner Bros.
The story follows a group of townsfolk locked in a grocery store after a thick mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures.
(Source: Deadline)
The story follows a group of townsfolk locked in a grocery store after a thick mysterious fog emerges that hides deadly creatures.
(Source: Deadline)
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Love Flanagan but uh we already got the definitive one of this
Did you not get embarrassed enough last year
February 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Did you not get embarrassed enough last year
In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway
February 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
In 2026 we’re putting jacking off on layaway
Like what conceivably is his goal here. This guy is nearly a trillionaire and this looks like a post from someone who starts a GoFundMe to get out of a bad roommate situation
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Like what conceivably is his goal here. This guy is nearly a trillionaire and this looks like a post from someone who starts a GoFundMe to get out of a bad roommate situation
This is gonna be the year
February 5, 2026 at 4:02 AM
This is gonna be the year
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ICE is not welcome here
Good morning. It's bleak out there.
Maybe you've been reading headlines and watching videos and thinking absolutely bonkers thoughts. Maybe you're in an ongoing state of shock that our presidential a...
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February 2, 2026 at 2:06 PM
ICE is not welcome here.
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
how-id-fix-atlanta.ghost.io/ice-is-not-w...
Want a sticker? Venmo [@]austinlouisray any amount of money and include your mailing address.
100% of the proceeds go to Minnesota mutual aid funds.
Let's do some good this week:
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Sorry but no de-aged faces could make me hate this, it’s fun
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Sorry but no de-aged faces could make me hate this, it’s fun
DRRRRRRRRINKIN’!
February 2, 2026 at 2:41 AM
DRRRRRRRRINKIN’!
He speaks inappropriately to children in his downtime too
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
He speaks inappropriately to children in his downtime too
I didn’t know jaundice could spread to your clothes
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I didn’t know jaundice could spread to your clothes
Why does this doctor look like she was executive produced by Ryan Murphy
Florida doctor accused of stealing nearly $3k worth of merchandise at Target
Florida doctor accused of stealing nearly $3k worth of merchandise at Target
A preppy doctor in Florida was arrested after she allegedly tried to steal more than $2,000 worth of merchandise at a Target — and was caught driving a stolen luxury car.
nypost.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Why does this doctor look like she was executive produced by Ryan Murphy
*to wife’s lawyer printing out divorce papers* Makin’ copies!
January 28, 2026 at 9:53 PM
*to wife’s lawyer printing out divorce papers* Makin’ copies!
Hope whatever 4chan thread this guy is on is absolutely laying waste to him
nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre
January 28, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Hope whatever 4chan thread this guy is on is absolutely laying waste to him
Wiping my ass with my journalism degree
January 28, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Wiping my ass with my journalism degree
*timidly breaking it to the cast that it’s not covid and we don’t need this anymore*
Ted Lasso season 4 will arrive this summer
Your first look images
Your first look images
January 28, 2026 at 9:13 AM
*timidly breaking it to the cast that it’s not covid and we don’t need this anymore*
One of the VERY few good messaging campaigns Democrats have had in recent years was Walz’s “these guys are weird” and then the Kamala people talked him out of that and he hasn’t formed a coherent offense since
TIM WALZ: “I don't agree with Tom Homan’s philosophy on things, but I do understand that he is law enforcement and he understands right and wrong.”
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
One of the VERY few good messaging campaigns Democrats have had in recent years was Walz’s “these guys are weird” and then the Kamala people talked him out of that and he hasn’t formed a coherent offense since
When this has a historically bad opening weekend Trump will do a Truth Social post about how it means movie theaters are dead
Opening night of the Melania doc at my local theater. One seat reserved in three showings.
January 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
When this has a historically bad opening weekend Trump will do a Truth Social post about how it means movie theaters are dead
Not to get all Marvel about it but it feels like when the first Ant-Man came along, in that it’s a light-hearted breezy romp with low stakes that fits in the universe you know but is consciously not too worried about it
Yeah okay the best way I can recommend/describe A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is "its like someone said lets make a classic 90s adventure movie ala Zorro but set in Westeros, starring the biggest, sweetest man alive"
Manages to be totally WILDLY different from GoT or HotD but still FEEL Westeros
Manages to be totally WILDLY different from GoT or HotD but still FEEL Westeros
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Not to get all Marvel about it but it feels like when the first Ant-Man came along, in that it’s a light-hearted breezy romp with low stakes that fits in the universe you know but is consciously not too worried about it
For a really, really long time, I thought Alan Moore made this up for Watchmen. I can’t believe we regularly gather four adults together to pose around a fake clock that they moved themselves
January 28, 2026 at 4:34 AM
For a really, really long time, I thought Alan Moore made this up for Watchmen. I can’t believe we regularly gather four adults together to pose around a fake clock that they moved themselves
1700s Megyn Kelly would’ve been leaned out the window yelling for Paul Revere to shut the fuck up
January 28, 2026 at 12:56 AM
1700s Megyn Kelly would’ve been leaned out the window yelling for Paul Revere to shut the fuck up
For whatever reason all of Hulu’s photos on its homescreen are scrambled right now and it’s p funny
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
For whatever reason all of Hulu’s photos on its homescreen are scrambled right now and it’s p funny
Diabolical work here
January 27, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Diabolical work here
Republicans are coming to take your guns
January 24, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Republicans are coming to take your guns