Chase Mitchell
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
I’m just glad it’s not Toobin rising from the chair in front of his computer
In my view, this passage reveals a lot more about Jeffrey Toobin than it does about Tom Goldstein
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I’m just glad it’s not Toobin rising from the chair in front of his computer
I would’ve thrown it all away for the Die Hard 2 fax lady
December 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I would’ve thrown it all away for the Die Hard 2 fax lady
*billy corgan voice*
December 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
*billy corgan voice*
Reposted by Chase Mitchell
Often when I am in a Walgreens I am thinking “how can I take this experience home with me”
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Often when I am in a Walgreens I am thinking “how can I take this experience home with me”
This is great because I’m always thinking what if my arm was resting on something cold and uncomfortable as fuck
I'm sure the 22 million people whose healthcare premiums will triple in six days are delighted by this news, you inhuman fuck.
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is great because I’m always thinking what if my arm was resting on something cold and uncomfortable as fuck
Often when I am in a Walgreens I am thinking “how can I take this experience home with me”
December 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Often when I am in a Walgreens I am thinking “how can I take this experience home with me”
Reposted by Chase Mitchell
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
December 14, 2023 at 3:46 AM
The Banshees of Inisherin (2022)
The question was “have you read mein kampf”
December 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The question was “have you read mein kampf”
Feels silly to talk about this one in a career full of classics, but this movie could’ve/should’ve been totally embarrassing. It wasn’t, cuz Reiner made it feel like a warm hang with old buds doing a few last bits together. Fitting his last one lovingly looks back on the one that started his big run
December 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Feels silly to talk about this one in a career full of classics, but this movie could’ve/should’ve been totally embarrassing. It wasn’t, cuz Reiner made it feel like a warm hang with old buds doing a few last bits together. Fitting his last one lovingly looks back on the one that started his big run
Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it
Via process of elimination, Jay-Z now has the best verse on Monster
December 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Via process of elimination, Jay-Z now has the best verse on Monster
There should be an age you reach where a microphone won’t work if you try to talk into it
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
There should be an age you reach where a microphone won’t work if you try to talk into it
Would love if their official statement was just like “We are so grossed out”
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Would love if their official statement was just like “We are so grossed out”
Why does he look like he’s saying “yoink”
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Why does he look like he’s saying “yoink”
“Bret Easton Ellis interviews Quentin Tarantino” feels like a wish I made in my college dorm on a monkey’s paw in 2002
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 AM
“Bret Easton Ellis interviews Quentin Tarantino” feels like a wish I made in my college dorm on a monkey’s paw in 2002
This just links you to a jpeg of a cup of coffee
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This just links you to a jpeg of a cup of coffee
Mfer telling each family “I’ll be back again someday”
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mfer telling each family “I’ll be back again someday”
I don’t think this guy got depressed enough
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
I don’t think this guy got depressed enough
All it takes is one good pumpkin with a gun
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
All it takes is one good pumpkin with a gun
*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
*eagerly standing outside a quest diagnostics at 11:59 PM Thanksgiving night holding a cup of piss*
The only "PTA" film I care about this week
November 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The only "PTA" film I care about this week
Bart Simpson calling Moe’s-ass name
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bart Simpson calling Moe’s-ass name
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and wE rEaLlY wAnT YoUr sOuL
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Hey, we saw you from across the bar and wE rEaLlY wAnT YoUr sOuL
Former leopard handler with leopard update
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Former leopard handler with leopard update
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created