Chase Mitchell
@chasemit.bsky.social
Writer, formerly of @insidejob, @FallonTonight, and one time for an aftershow about sharks
Until someone builds a smaller Bowser
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Until someone builds a smaller Bowser
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
November 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
November 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Whoa they invented a word for when you’re a weird loser nobody wants to work with?
I bought a month of Fox to watch the World Series and as a nice little bonus I get to watch Fox News lose their goddamn minds about Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I bought a month of Fox to watch the World Series and as a nice little bonus I get to watch Fox News lose their goddamn minds about Mamdani
It must have been awkward for Riley to stand so close to someone whose ideology she doesn’t identify with - a winner
November 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It must have been awkward for Riley to stand so close to someone whose ideology she doesn’t identify with - a winner
He’s still cold in the middle
November 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
He’s still cold in the middle
“It’s… always been 5-5.”
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
“It’s… always been 5-5.”
We have to end ghost kitchens
October 22, 2025 at 4:51 AM
We have to end ghost kitchens
Yes. Can the one on the left not breastfeed because his BAC is too high
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Yes. Can the one on the left not breastfeed because his BAC is too high
The Blue Jays logo looks like it has an unread notification and it’s driving me crazy
October 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
The Blue Jays logo looks like it has an unread notification and it’s driving me crazy
A funny thing about Misery is, you realize that the way James Caan plays off of Kathy Bates is actually the exact same way he ends up playing off of Will Ferrell in Elf
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
A funny thing about Misery is, you realize that the way James Caan plays off of Kathy Bates is actually the exact same way he ends up playing off of Will Ferrell in Elf
Someone arrest this dangerous antifa protestor
October 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Someone arrest this dangerous antifa protestor
3 home runs and 9 strike-outs is some create-a-player stats
October 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
3 home runs and 9 strike-outs is some create-a-player stats
Graphic design has never surpassed this
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Graphic design has never surpassed this
When this guy eventually dies he’s just gonna explode into drunk bats
October 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When this guy eventually dies he’s just gonna explode into drunk bats
Halloween always a reminder that I have good takes on Freddy vs. Jason
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Halloween always a reminder that I have good takes on Freddy vs. Jason
George isn’t gonna get to make the last Mad Max movie so he’s trying to make the Wasteland happen for real
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
George isn’t gonna get to make the last Mad Max movie so he’s trying to make the Wasteland happen for real
I am gonna have a brain hemorrhage
September 25, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I am gonna have a brain hemorrhage
Well of course he’s looking out for Argentina, he’s gonna have to hide out there someday
September 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Well of course he’s looking out for Argentina, he’s gonna have to hide out there someday
Mfer eating people wearing Sambas
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Mfer eating people wearing Sambas