Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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Remembering Lenny Randle, born on this date in 1949
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Remembering Lenny Randle, born on this date in 1949
Really looking forward to the on-air apology
If nothing else, Nick Castellanos can work as a spokesperson for Presidente.
Released Phillies player says he was benched after bringing beer into dugout
The Phillies released Nick Castellanos on Thursday, ending the veteran outfielder's tenure in Philadelphia after an offseason full of trade rumors.…
www.thebiglead.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Really looking forward to the on-air apology
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Making a sandcastle is much like ruling a real castle. You are under constant threat from your siblings
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Making a sandcastle is much like ruling a real castle. You are under constant threat from your siblings
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They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he can’t fight back for religious reasons
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he can’t fight back for religious reasons
Zack Wheeler got the Manson surgery
Zack Wheeler kept the rib that was removed to correct his thoracic outlet syndrome. It’s in his closet. He is happy with his progress. Orion Kerkering has a Grade 1 hamstring strain. He’ll be a little behind. So will Michael Mercado (shoulder) and Dan Robert (cardiovascular).
February 11, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Zack Wheeler got the Manson surgery
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shop the look
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
shop the look
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
That's what you get for dating a bi athlete
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
That's what you get for dating a bi athlete
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
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Today is like the super bowl for drunk drivers
February 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Today is like the super bowl for drunk drivers
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Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Drunken Seahawks Fans Climbing Space Needle
[Kenny Loggins voice] 🎶 lined up in the neutral zone
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
[Kenny Loggins voice] 🎶 lined up in the neutral zone
They should try putting a celebrity in a commercial
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
They should try putting a celebrity in a commercial
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Maples: The Leaves of Fate
February 7, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Maples: The Leaves of Fate
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For Super Bowl Sunday: last weekend I went to a Pittsburgh Steelers bar in Rome (Italy)
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 PM
For Super Bowl Sunday: last weekend I went to a Pittsburgh Steelers bar in Rome (Italy)
Big day for sporting events that will sue you for saying their name
February 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Big day for sporting events that will sue you for saying their name
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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MARTIN: Sorry, Fraish, you're gonna have to tape Masterpiece Theater tonight. The Big Game's on: Seattle versus New England.
NILES: Oh, I didn't realize the Crane-Sternin divorce proceedings were being televised.
[FRASIER shoots NILES a withering glare during laugh break.]
NILES: Oh, I didn't realize the Crane-Sternin divorce proceedings were being televised.
[FRASIER shoots NILES a withering glare during laugh break.]
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 PM
MARTIN: Sorry, Fraish, you're gonna have to tape Masterpiece Theater tonight. The Big Game's on: Seattle versus New England.
NILES: Oh, I didn't realize the Crane-Sternin divorce proceedings were being televised.
[FRASIER shoots NILES a withering glare during laugh break.]
NILES: Oh, I didn't realize the Crane-Sternin divorce proceedings were being televised.
[FRASIER shoots NILES a withering glare during laugh break.]
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You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
You can take your used coffee grounds and mix them with 1/2 cup of white vinegar, it’s cheap & easy and it creates a huge mess that smells terrible
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[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
January 26, 2026 at 7:14 PM
[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]
This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation.
[retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]