Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
· Aug 30
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
August 8, 2024 at 8:20 PM
my wife and i saw you from across the bar and were wondering if you always chew your food like that
I always put these on to make a post
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I always put these on to make a post
Blasting the Mars Volta and chopping up the holy trinity
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Blasting the Mars Volta and chopping up the holy trinity
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If this guy has a 15-year career, that’s approximately 14,480 more times I think about this scene.
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If this guy has a 15-year career, that’s approximately 14,480 more times I think about this scene.
Posting! On The Toilet
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Posting! On The Toilet
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adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going
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Putting the rotisserie chicken carcass on top of the egg crate in the fridge like some mad, macabre simulacra of The Modern Chicken
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Putting the rotisserie chicken carcass on top of the egg crate in the fridge like some mad, macabre simulacra of The Modern Chicken
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They should invent a hot liquid that makes you more alert and outgoing
November 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They should invent a hot liquid that makes you more alert and outgoing
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Fear makes strange bedwetters of us all.
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Fear makes strange bedwetters of us all.
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All right men fan out. Or do whatever, just leave me alone!
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
All right men fan out. Or do whatever, just leave me alone!
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November 7, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I mean, just look at this guy
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I mean, just look at this guy
Areas love to be tri-something
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Areas love to be tri-something
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the predator using his little targeting beam to try and light his way down the hall to take a leak at 2am and tripping over a bunch of skulls
August 30, 2023 at 1:14 AM
the predator using his little targeting beam to try and light his way down the hall to take a leak at 2am and tripping over a bunch of skulls
Good for them. Everyone deserves to find happiness. Hopefully someday this won't be news but we don't live in that world yet
not that theres anything wrong with that, mind you. gotta be happy they found an org where they’re not the first position player foursome, as that’d be more noteworthy
November 7, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Good for them. Everyone deserves to find happiness. Hopefully someday this won't be news but we don't live in that world yet
It's a little on the nose watching The Chair Company while trying to chat in broken English with a customer service representative at the internet provider I've never heard of that my existing internet provider forcibly switched me to today and now nothing works and nobody knows when it will
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
It's a little on the nose watching The Chair Company while trying to chat in broken English with a customer service representative at the internet provider I've never heard of that my existing internet provider forcibly switched me to today and now nothing works and nobody knows when it will
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setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
setting my Rude filter to SHOW. setting my Unruly filter to WARN. setting my Vulgar filter to HIDE. setting my Churlish filter to SHOW BADGE. setting my Impudent filter to TSK STERNLY. setting my Callow filter to FROWN. setting my Naughty filter to... hmmm... DEPLOY OPERA GLASSES FOR FURTIVE PEEPING
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
[gets a work email about required annual training] ok, I'll play your twisted games...
November 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[gets a work email about required annual training] ok, I'll play your twisted games...
I like snickerdoodles because I'm allergic to regular Snickers
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I like snickerdoodles because I'm allergic to regular Snickers