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theterminizer.bsky.social
Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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🎶 Lentil pasta 🎶
December 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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[Bob Marley voice] buffalo soy curls
December 15, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It's so stupid that X rays are bad for you. We should be able to use X rays whenever we want
December 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am finally back home, completely alone, in perfect silence [sits motionless and stares at the wall until it's time for bed]
December 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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We need a predatory towing company of the left!
August 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Reminder for the new year
December 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Getting the zoomies when the captain turns off the fasten seatbelt sign
August 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Philanthropic Dad Leaves Front Door Open to Heat Whole Neighborhood
March 23, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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That "don't know much about" song except he just keeps listing things he doesn't know and never actually gets to a chorus
February 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
December 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
After a grueling three-day campaign, we have finally succeeded in Turning Off The TV That Is Always On
December 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Towards A Holistic Understanding of Mom and Dad's Fridge: Organizing Soda Cans and Leftovers in the Age Of Post-Semiotic "Third Segment" Middle Drawers
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
🎶 simply having another full glass of wine
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Who up tearing they family apart with a board game everyone hates
December 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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*Eying my uncle's new toilet jealously* yeah its nice and everything, just hope its not too much bowl for ya, is all
June 11, 2023 at 9:59 PM
And grandpa gets the best gift of all: collecting and disposing of the packaging in an orderly fashion
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
They interrupted our TV fireplace video for a commercial
December 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Neither old nor young enough to claim one of the comfy seats
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM