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Scotty Ray
@theterminizer.bsky.social
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all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic
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I always put these on to make a post
Two disembodied hands wearing white cotton gloves against a white backdrop
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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On the left, a pan full of collard greens. On the right, a pot full of red beans and rice. Lids are resting up against the sides of both
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Heard you saying I don't eat my greens
A pan full of chopped collard greens simmering in a broth with bits of onion and spices
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalyn Carter
Onions, celery and bell pepper cooking in a big pot with herbs. That's a lyric by the Mars Volta, a ridiculous lyric for a band that made a career on ridiculous lyrics
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Blasting the Mars Volta and chopping up the holy trinity
The cover for the Mars Volta album "Frances the Mute", a guy driving an old car in a blue suit with a red hood on, and out the corner of the windshield you can see an identical person passing in the opposite direction A cutting board with three rows of diced vegetables: onions, celery and green pepper with a big knife sitting next to them on a stone counter
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Send provisions
View out the windshield of a car looking at a railroad crossing with a freight train going through. Portlanders will immediately recognize this as 12th and Division, the Crossing of Doom I'm also casually showing off my figurine of Tim Robinson hanging on a zip line on my rearview mirror
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Need to get her a berry dome
A little green bird under a clear plastic dome surrounded by absolute carnage, the caption "Bruce in his berry eating dome"
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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30-something bearded lightly tattooed broey looking dude pointing both index fingers at his black shirt that reads in a distressed font, "I'M NOT THE REPLY GUY I'M JUST THE GUY THAT REPLIED"
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Oh, they said "nope, I'm out"
Screenshot of Quantum Fiber's website with a graphic of a disconnected fiber cable and it says "Maintenance Break! We’re busy making QuantumFiber.com even better for you. Check back soon. In the meantime, the Support site is available if you need help."
November 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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The teenage mutant ninja turtles logo but it says "Monday morning murder montage"
November 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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The A's have always been my AL team. I went to a bunch of Angels games growing up, but they were sorta rivals with the Dodgers and my second little league team was the A's so I gravitated toward them
A boy about 10 years old in a cheap polyester green and yellow A's jersey with the number 11. Several teammates are standing behind him with their backs turned facing the field leaning against the fence
November 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Mentally surveying the ceiling fan locations in this bar in case I start jumping
Shot looking up at a ceiling fan with a couple TVs showing the world series in the background
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Watching at my old neighborhood pub. I lived in this part of town 15-20 years ago and watched many a baseball game here. I needed some place cozy and familiar
A homey but divey neighborhood bar with a wooden bar, a couple TVs, several people sitting at the bar, Christmas lights ,bottles of booze, and various tchotchkes
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The "YO! MTV Raps" logo except it's changed to say "YO! 3PM NAPS" in the same font. "YO!" and "NAPS" are white and look like they were written with single strokes of a wide paintbrush. The 3 is very wide and yellow and "PM" looks like it was spray painted over the lower right corner with black paint. The whole thing has a black elliptical backdrop with a 9-pointed starburst above the "YO!"
November 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Me at a concert in Chula Vista in 1999 with my college friend and my car complete with Darwin fish and 91X bumper sticker (and obligatory bucket hat)
Two smiling young people, a guy and a girl, on a blanket behind a car in a parking lot. He's sitting cross legged wearing a polo shirt, dark pants and bucket hat and she's lounging on her side in light blue jeans and a red and white babydoll shirt. They have a bag of Carl's Jr. The car is a white mid-80s Ford sedan with a Darwin fish above the license plate, a 91X bumper sticker, and various other stickers on the rear window
October 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Looking for sports bars to watch the game tonight and lol
Screenshot of a 5-star Google review by Alexis S with a picture of a bedraggled looking man with a glass to his mouth and several more glasses on the table looking at the camera with the text: "I checked out the photos of this place and kept seeing photos of this guy and honestly would’ve been disappointed if I didn’t see him in here and showed up for my first time and there he was! H..."
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Making my Freddie Freemen bobbleheads kiss
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I gotta go with the bear here. Obviously it has the advantage on land, but even at sea, it probably has more killing potential than a marlin, even a group of marlins. Bears can swim and I don't know if those swords on marlin noses are offensive weapons
Marlins Man standing in the crowd behind home plate at Dodger Stadium in an orange jersey that says MARLINS next to two people in red shirts that says BEAR and WARS with bear hats on
October 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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Mykolenko hi mecca hiney ho
A soccer player with his back to the camera and his head in profile turned to the left pointing at his back with both thumbs raised above his shoulders. The back of his blue jersey says "Mykolenko" with the number 19 Jambi the genie from Pee Wee's Playhouse, a green faced heavily made up drag-queen-looking disembodied head with a red turban inside a box
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Who up scrambling they tofu?
A steaming frying pan with a very yellow tofu scramble with red peppers, spinach, and yellow squash
October 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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A guy at the Blue Jays game sitting next to Marlins with unnaturally ripped biceps sticking out of his short sleeve shirt George Michael from Arrested Development wearing a fake muscle suit under a green polo shirt holding a football saying "I've got a really good body, so... no"
October 25, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Fluharty is also the name of a prescription drug being advertised during the world series
Baseball broadcast score bug that says "Fluharty" and "Ohtani"
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if you scroll all the way to the right in Excel, it says XERXES
Screenshot of two Excel column headers: XER and XES
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Taking this to my barber and asking for the #5
Chart of 8 top-down drawings of an increasingly balding man's head. #1 is a full head of hair all the way to #7 which is the Constanza. #5 has a big bald circle on top with a widow's peak in front of it
October 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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6-panel comic of a very gruff looking guy shaving. He looks in the mirror with a serious expression, touches his bearded neck, lathers up his face, shaves aggressively with one of those old switchblade razors, splashes water on his face, and the last panel reveals a baby faced cherub with pink chubby cheeks and soft blue puppy eyes
October 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM