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She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
I talk a lot about problems for someone whose problems are in her own heart, mind & soul.
November 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I talk a lot about problems for someone whose problems are in her own heart, mind & soul.
The big man upstairs has a lot to answer for, life isn’t supposed to be this hard.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
The big man upstairs has a lot to answer for, life isn’t supposed to be this hard.
I love hiding my nosiness with the word curiosity, it sounds much more acceptable.
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I love hiding my nosiness with the word curiosity, it sounds much more acceptable.
Pigs in blankets are beginning to have a different meaning in my house & I’m under no elusion it is in fact the fridge shrinking my clothes not the tumble dryer.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Pigs in blankets are beginning to have a different meaning in my house & I’m under no elusion it is in fact the fridge shrinking my clothes not the tumble dryer.
There’s no way that profile picture is you, it’ll be our little secret.
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
There’s no way that profile picture is you, it’ll be our little secret.
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Known idiot is surprised to learn that she is in fact, an idiot.
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Known idiot is surprised to learn that she is in fact, an idiot.
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It's dangerous to go alone...take this
November 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It's dangerous to go alone...take this
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I’m like a human boomerang. No matter how far I’m thrown, I eventually come back. Slightly damaged, and with a weird story about getting a shiner from a kangaroo.
November 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’m like a human boomerang. No matter how far I’m thrown, I eventually come back. Slightly damaged, and with a weird story about getting a shiner from a kangaroo.
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If your linner isn't hot yet, you can eat the pie first.
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If your linner isn't hot yet, you can eat the pie first.
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My everyday moment of joy.
October 23, 2024 at 1:51 AM
My everyday moment of joy.
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Nose hair long enough to complete my Fu Manchu to my sideburns.
Nose hair long enough to feel blowing in the breeze
nose hair long enough to feel it move when i breath fml
November 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Nose hair long enough to complete my Fu Manchu to my sideburns.
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One of my teen in-laws at Thanksgiving has a Nirvana sweatshirt on and black bangs hanging down most of his face.
I asked if he liked Nirvana and he said “they’re ok.”
I asked if he liked Nirvana and he said “they’re ok.”
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black jacket on .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a black jacket on .
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November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
One of my teen in-laws at Thanksgiving has a Nirvana sweatshirt on and black bangs hanging down most of his face.
I asked if he liked Nirvana and he said “they’re ok.”
I asked if he liked Nirvana and he said “they’re ok.”
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For the record, I’ve wouldn’t ask for a boob pic.
That’s more my dad.
To my highschool ex girlfriend.
15 years after she dumped me.
That’s more my dad.
To my highschool ex girlfriend.
15 years after she dumped me.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
For the record, I’ve wouldn’t ask for a boob pic.
That’s more my dad.
To my highschool ex girlfriend.
15 years after she dumped me.
That’s more my dad.
To my highschool ex girlfriend.
15 years after she dumped me.
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Post your favourite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Post your favourite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
& then the pastor asked would anyone like to say a few words for the deceased?!
I had to stop myself from getting up & shouting “he was a cunt & we all knew it” the calm “don’t you dare” whisper in my ear was useful too.
I had to stop myself from getting up & shouting “he was a cunt & we all knew it” the calm “don’t you dare” whisper in my ear was useful too.
November 30, 2025 at 3:18 AM
& then the pastor asked would anyone like to say a few words for the deceased?!
I had to stop myself from getting up & shouting “he was a cunt & we all knew it” the calm “don’t you dare” whisper in my ear was useful too.
I had to stop myself from getting up & shouting “he was a cunt & we all knew it” the calm “don’t you dare” whisper in my ear was useful too.
Say something nice, not honest, nobody wants to hear the truth at a funeral.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Say something nice, not honest, nobody wants to hear the truth at a funeral.
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May you never live next door to someone with a passion for Christmas music.
November 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
May you never live next door to someone with a passion for Christmas music.
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
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her: you're losing your touch
me: i guess i only have four senses left then
me: i guess i only have four senses left then
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
her: you're losing your touch
me: i guess i only have four senses left then
me: i guess i only have four senses left then
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In today's You're Being Played:
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
In today's You're Being Played:
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
Those skeets that appear to "talk to each other" are a result of subtle algorithmic choices, not synchronicity.
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i just want to curl up under a blanket and sleep till spring, i'm spent
November 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i just want to curl up under a blanket and sleep till spring, i'm spent
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You will always hold a special place in my delusions.
November 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You will always hold a special place in my delusions.
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We now resume our regularly scheduled loathing.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
We now resume our regularly scheduled loathing.