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She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
She / her / that crazy cunt. 👩🏼
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Every time I hear “economic forum,” I picture a bunch of people politely describing panic.
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Every time I hear “economic forum,” I picture a bunch of people politely describing panic.
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where's the feature to show when we're dead
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
where's the feature to show when we're dead
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The rhythm still hasn't gotten me, Gloria Estefan & The Miami Sound Machine. Please advise.
January 10, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The rhythm still hasn't gotten me, Gloria Estefan & The Miami Sound Machine. Please advise.
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This checks out
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This checks out
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Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
January 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Stop bleeding for people who never knew you were injured.
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New year, new shit.
Ray Commander Xandria.
#art #characterdesign #illustration #dnd #tabletop #fantasy
Ray Commander Xandria.
#art #characterdesign #illustration #dnd #tabletop #fantasy
January 4, 2026 at 6:51 PM
New year, new shit.
Ray Commander Xandria.
#art #characterdesign #illustration #dnd #tabletop #fantasy
Ray Commander Xandria.
#art #characterdesign #illustration #dnd #tabletop #fantasy
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I’m just a girl with a little booty, fairly big boobs, a big brain and a bigger heart
January 11, 2026 at 1:16 AM
I’m just a girl with a little booty, fairly big boobs, a big brain and a bigger heart
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when Eminem falls into a black hole it’s called mom’s spaghettification
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
when Eminem falls into a black hole it’s called mom’s spaghettification
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The birds in the garden keep singing, blissfully unaware of the global chaos. Must be nice.
January 14, 2026 at 12:14 PM
The birds in the garden keep singing, blissfully unaware of the global chaos. Must be nice.
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Mexico called. They want us to finish the wall.
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Mexico called. They want us to finish the wall.
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*wet towel drop*
January 16, 2026 at 8:29 AM
*wet towel drop*
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Lao Tzu was a moron, every journey begins with a single step no matter how long it is.
January 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Lao Tzu was a moron, every journey begins with a single step no matter how long it is.
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Oh look at that it’s WhatTheFuckDay
January 16, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Oh look at that it’s WhatTheFuckDay
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Goal for the day...more coffee.
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Goal for the day...more coffee.
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sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
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I discover new music by driving through cemeteries with my Bluetooth on
January 16, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I discover new music by driving through cemeteries with my Bluetooth on
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my oldest brought me a gift home🥹
gonna craft it up, fools🤣✨
gonna craft it up, fools🤣✨
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
my oldest brought me a gift home🥹
gonna craft it up, fools🤣✨
gonna craft it up, fools🤣✨
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Jessica Fletcher and her typewriter will return in Avengers Doomsday
January 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Jessica Fletcher and her typewriter will return in Avengers Doomsday
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Have you tried not being like that?
~me, as therapist
~me, as therapist
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Have you tried not being like that?
~me, as therapist
~me, as therapist
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bad mood rising
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
bad mood rising
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Practicing a lazy weekend. #dogsofbluesky
January 16, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Practicing a lazy weekend. #dogsofbluesky
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When I can’t remember someone’s name, I imagine Don Pardo announcing them, and so far, not helpful.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
When I can’t remember someone’s name, I imagine Don Pardo announcing them, and so far, not helpful.