Dead Serious Mick
@deadseriousmick.bsky.social
I faked all my skeets
Pinned
My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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Not the night not the day but a third thing in the morning, and even a fourth thing in the evening. That's what a secret rotates on its axis to keep, a set untold schedule for a dirty little optimum productivity
January 31, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Not the night not the day but a third thing in the morning, and even a fourth thing in the evening. That's what a secret rotates on its axis to keep, a set untold schedule for a dirty little optimum productivity
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I see snacks on the counter, but I am on the couch.
I'm sure can see the dilemma here. 🤔
I'm sure can see the dilemma here. 🤔
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I see snacks on the counter, but I am on the couch.
I'm sure can see the dilemma here. 🤔
I'm sure can see the dilemma here. 🤔
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Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
January 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Thanks for the follow.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
My last decent post was back in 2012.
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On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
On one hand, the richest people in the world are sociopathically accumulating wealth instead of helping those in need, but on the other hand they're Nazis and pedophiles
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One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 PM
One day I'll probably look up from my phone and realize my kids put me in a nursing home.
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do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
January 31, 2026 at 5:25 PM
do u think Ratatouille has the power to do a Weekend at Bernie’s
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I made a new friend yesterday and she said, "Let's hang out this weekend," and I'm not sure what my expression was, but she quickly followed that up with, "Or maybe not. It's cold. Another time."
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I made a new friend yesterday and she said, "Let's hang out this weekend," and I'm not sure what my expression was, but she quickly followed that up with, "Or maybe not. It's cold. Another time."
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I’m going for a walk.
I’m meeting a friend for coffee.
I’m doing the combination walk & meet a friend for coffee.
I’m meeting a friend for coffee.
I’m doing the combination walk & meet a friend for coffee.
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I’m going for a walk.
I’m meeting a friend for coffee.
I’m doing the combination walk & meet a friend for coffee.
I’m meeting a friend for coffee.
I’m doing the combination walk & meet a friend for coffee.
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Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
January 31, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Living in the moment, watching the way fire flirts with the unpaid bills I’ve just tossed into the wood stove
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laying down to eat a croissant and being showered in destruction
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
laying down to eat a croissant and being showered in destruction
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Pronouncing “seance” like “fiancé”
January 31, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Pronouncing “seance” like “fiancé”
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no thank you, new fresh horrors, i’m still digesting yesterday’s
January 31, 2026 at 12:45 PM
no thank you, new fresh horrors, i’m still digesting yesterday’s
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Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
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How many cans of sardines should I eat before my fully booked 9 hour flight?
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
How many cans of sardines should I eat before my fully booked 9 hour flight?
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When the moon hits your roof like a big pizza poof
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When the moon hits your roof like a big pizza poof
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them: what’re your plans for tonight?
me:
me:
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
them: what’re your plans for tonight?
me:
me:
All my exes live in Nexus.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 AM
All my exes live in Nexus.
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I hate fighting my kids for the leftover pizza. I mean I always win, but it’s not a great look for a dad and last time it nearly got me barred from the local Pizza Hut.
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I hate fighting my kids for the leftover pizza. I mean I always win, but it’s not a great look for a dad and last time it nearly got me barred from the local Pizza Hut.
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If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
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You can hate on me because I'm an American. I hate me too.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
You can hate on me because I'm an American. I hate me too.
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"These wooden benches are hell on my scoliosis too."
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 AM
"These wooden benches are hell on my scoliosis too."
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Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here going ,"yeah, totally!"
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here going ,"yeah, totally!"
Nothing good happens if you fall asleep on the toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Nothing good happens if you fall asleep on the toilet.
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I love mornings. I just don’t want to meet them in person.
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I love mornings. I just don’t want to meet them in person.