Dead Serious Mick
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My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light
October 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
In the darkest hour, I remind myself things that are always true are still true- like I'm gonna stub my toe on the way to the light
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Growling coming from your rolltop desk just because it looked like a mouth who wanted to open and that was the power of suggestionary over stationary. These autocorrects, they just don't call to you
October 5, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Growling coming from your rolltop desk just because it looked like a mouth who wanted to open and that was the power of suggestionary over stationary. These autocorrects, they just don't call to you
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I put a little tray next to the toilet that reads, "Give a shit Take a shit."
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I put a little tray next to the toilet that reads, "Give a shit Take a shit."
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Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.
October 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Eating salt water taffy..flavor unknown. Let's name it rancid.
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It is very windy on the deck but my tomatoes are hanging on for dear life. Oh wait maybe that’s me.
October 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It is very windy on the deck but my tomatoes are hanging on for dear life. Oh wait maybe that’s me.
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blue skies gray souls
October 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
blue skies gray souls
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I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.
August 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I took a milk bath to soften my skin, but now I have Lucky Charms marshmallows stuck all over my body.
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I had a really good breakfast sandwich.. it’s gonna be a good day.
October 4, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I had a really good breakfast sandwich.. it’s gonna be a good day.
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I’m just looking for someone to love me and feed me pudding if I lose all my teeth.
October 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’m just looking for someone to love me and feed me pudding if I lose all my teeth.
I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'm only clever now if I have a minute and internet access.
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Not to get political, but if I’m up this early on the weekend I shouldn’t be this dressed or this sober.
October 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Not to get political, but if I’m up this early on the weekend I shouldn’t be this dressed or this sober.
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I'm crawling in sick tomorrow.
October 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I'm crawling in sick tomorrow.
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raise your hand if your life was changed forever by Mmm Cheese
October 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
raise your hand if your life was changed forever by Mmm Cheese
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would’ve been cool if prenatal tests back when my wife was pregnant could predict if your kid would be interested in ventriloquism as a career
October 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
would’ve been cool if prenatal tests back when my wife was pregnant could predict if your kid would be interested in ventriloquism as a career
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hello I am a saucy tart
October 5, 2025 at 12:32 AM
hello I am a saucy tart
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Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the booze" and whatever "it" is, I'm in.
October 4, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Overheard a woman telling another woman "It's $150 and she supplies all the booze" and whatever "it" is, I'm in.
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I've always been sensitive about my swearing, but it fucktuates wildly when interacting with stupid people.
October 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I've always been sensitive about my swearing, but it fucktuates wildly when interacting with stupid people.
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This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This is not an inspirational account. Punch someone if you need to
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Kids watch crap. The old shows were better. Who remembers Pipes Screensaver?
a computer generated image of a maze of pipes with a black background
ALT: a computer generated image of a maze of pipes with a black background
media.tenor.com
October 4, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Kids watch crap. The old shows were better. Who remembers Pipes Screensaver?
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When the reply is better than the post.
I loved watching the Pipes. I guess it was all whistling past the graveyard. None of the screens I watched then are around now. Pipes, bubbles, snakes - ultimately nothing could save those screens.
October 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When the reply is better than the post.
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breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me
October 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me
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chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day
October 3, 2025 at 9:28 AM
chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day
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Interviewer: Your resume lists one of your skills as “planning evil events.” That’s a typo, right? Don’t you mean “live events”?
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Interviewer: Your resume lists one of your skills as “planning evil events.” That’s a typo, right? Don’t you mean “live events”?
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
Me: [slowly rubbing my hands together] If you prefer.
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I made smoochie face and noises at a deer yesterday and he ran.
That is why I don't flirt
That is why I don't flirt
November 28, 2024 at 11:58 PM
I made smoochie face and noises at a deer yesterday and he ran.
That is why I don't flirt
That is why I don't flirt
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