Dead Serious Mick
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My point is, we live in a society where porn is free and healthcare is unaffordable. See you in church.
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Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
January 30, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Pretty sure my therapist just muttered “this bitch” under her breath
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How many cans of sardines should I eat before my fully booked 9 hour flight?
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
How many cans of sardines should I eat before my fully booked 9 hour flight?
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When the moon hits your roof like a big pizza poof
January 30, 2026 at 6:52 PM
When the moon hits your roof like a big pizza poof
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them: what’re your plans for tonight?
me:
me:
January 30, 2026 at 10:26 PM
them: what’re your plans for tonight?
me:
me:
All my exes live in Nexus.
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 AM
All my exes live in Nexus.
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I hate fighting my kids for the leftover pizza. I mean I always win, but it’s not a great look for a dad and last time it nearly got me barred from the local Pizza Hut.
January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
I hate fighting my kids for the leftover pizza. I mean I always win, but it’s not a great look for a dad and last time it nearly got me barred from the local Pizza Hut.
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If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
January 31, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If you've built your life around a set of beliefs, you should be able to defend them. For example, I believe Mr. Peanut has a peanut-shaped dick
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You can hate on me because I'm an American. I hate me too.
January 21, 2026 at 6:24 PM
You can hate on me because I'm an American. I hate me too.
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"These wooden benches are hell on my scoliosis too."
January 28, 2026 at 10:48 AM
"These wooden benches are hell on my scoliosis too."
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Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here going ,"yeah, totally!"
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 AM
Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting here going ,"yeah, totally!"
Nothing good happens if you fall asleep on the toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Nothing good happens if you fall asleep on the toilet.
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I love mornings. I just don’t want to meet them in person.
January 30, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I love mornings. I just don’t want to meet them in person.
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Sure, I have hobbies. Mostly reacting strongly to minor inconveniences.
January 30, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Sure, I have hobbies. Mostly reacting strongly to minor inconveniences.
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I ordered some extra Arby's for the pigs sitting out front
January 29, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I ordered some extra Arby's for the pigs sitting out front
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My rap name is lil fire stick
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
My rap name is lil fire stick
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Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Nobody is as good as me at ignoring a phone when it rings.
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Why just think about it, when you can overthink about it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Why just think about it, when you can overthink about it.
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You can try to play me but I’ve got like, 13 other personalities to back me up.
January 31, 2026 at 12:16 AM
You can try to play me but I’ve got like, 13 other personalities to back me up.
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Bubbling with empathy and indifference like nature’s lava lamp
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Bubbling with empathy and indifference like nature’s lava lamp
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i wonder if trump ever hears the thumping heartbeat of democracy from under his floorboards
January 30, 2026 at 4:06 PM
i wonder if trump ever hears the thumping heartbeat of democracy from under his floorboards
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I feel pretty energetic after reverse snorting coffee today
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 AM
I feel pretty energetic after reverse snorting coffee today
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Pitchers and catchers and spontaneous boners due to photoperiodism in 12 days
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Pitchers and catchers and spontaneous boners due to photoperiodism in 12 days
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I guess it's the golden sphyncter awards season again
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I guess it's the golden sphyncter awards season again
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Sorry I blocked you after I read "political junkie" in your profile
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Sorry I blocked you after I read "political junkie" in your profile