Mary Kobayashi
marykoco.bsky.social
Mary Kobayashi
@marykoco.bsky.social
t-shirt from the internet

From Missoula 🏔️
Gotta love the confidence of a cat to crawl onto your lap uninvited and straight up FALL ASLEEP. Like whatever you were doing next is so not important, trust me, I am so certain of it I’ve fallen into a profound deep sleep
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
I don’t really like this game of waiting three years to find out when exactly Trump will declare martial law, what excuses he’ll use to do it, and how many of us will die when that happens
January 13, 2026 at 4:27 AM
If you can afford to, we really should be rewarding the few Dems who are brave enough to stand up to dictatorship in tactical ways. These days, you’re not getting my money unless you’re doing shit like this.
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January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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Sorry I can’t come to work today I have to mentally reorganize the universe
January 12, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Maybe we get so emotionally attached to our cars because we still think it’s a horse, just like we think the walls creaking at night is a panther in the bushes
January 8, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Misery, directed by Rob Reiner, is without a doubt one of the best movies of all time.
December 18, 2025 at 6:52 AM
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I love when a dog’s ear is inside out
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Today's Wordle is not quite legit
December 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You can change the bedsheet on your bed without taking off literally any of the crap you have on there. If you can't do it, don't blame me. it's just you not believing in your dreams enough
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Every time my cat touches my keyboard it’s like WARNING: root access granted
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I had to download TikTok today because I kept getting texts that my aunt Kitte from Missoula went viral
Love you nana @🍁
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December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Expedia is such a wonderful website. The time-saving assumption that I will be leaving my carry-on in the city I am flying to, and that I'd LOVE to be shown flights with no carry-on option for the second half of a round-trip is delightfully efficient; and whichever coder has the the whole thing
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Wordle is legit today.
November 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The only real agreements exist in science.
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Cat, who goes to the bathroom in a litter box, has adorable new habit of batting my mouth with a paw while I’m asleep. Then after I’ve washed my face and managed to get back to sleep, she’ll do it again 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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team mascot trying to commit suicide with a t-shirt cannon
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Today’s Wordle is partially legit.
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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It’s so dope that’s it’s dark at 4:45p now. Suck it, dayheads!
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wordle is extremely not legit by definition today
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wordle is not legit today
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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When my therapist explained that I am not responsible for how someone responds to my "no" and I can't regulate their response but I am responsible for a "yes" I did not mean or the feelings associated with saying "yes" when you want to say "no" it rewired a part of my brain.
14. What have you learned from being in therapy?
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Thank you (sincerely) to whoever is picking me and my cousin up at the Burbank airport at 8:05pm.
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Hey ppl flying with babies - where u going? To your job at the bad decision factory?
October 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM