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Amanda
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.

ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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wearing this to jury duty
this is gonna take a minute, but I’m already loving the intro. I adore her brain.
December 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
merry christmas, you ol’ building & loan!
December 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
can we all agree that the sound of music is a christmas movie? don’t ask me to explain it, it just is.
December 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Help and hope are always available, even when they seem hard to find.

If you or a loved one is struggling this holiday season, call the free 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline to get connected to a trained counselor who can help, day or night.

Take care, Wisconsin.
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
the files prove that we have a ministry of truth who is throwing everything down the memory hole.
December 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
driving around & they really did pave paradise to put up a parking lot.
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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jingling all the way except it’s just my restless leg syndrome and ankle bells
December 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I’ve been having gi problems since before 2020 & today I went to a new dr who diagnosed me within fifteen minutes. there’s a solution. & if this doesn’t work she has a backup solution.

the previous dr smiled & gave me peppermint pills.

advocate for yourselves, folks.
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
seems like prancer and I would probably get along the best

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a man and a woman sitting on a couch with a caption that says he 's queer i can smell it
Alt: a man and a woman sitting on a couch with a caption that says “he 's queer i can smell it”
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Go, go gadget, flip this fuckin government upside down
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 PM
post a book you love from the 80s.

no explanations, no reviews, just covers.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Fuck a weighted blanket. My ennui is already too heavy.
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 AM
truly shocked by the judge dugan conviction. disappointing, I hope it’s appealed quickly.
December 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
twofer from a single egg!
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Really good day to lean into my philosophy of absolutely none of this shit happens for a reason
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
show me how your 2025 went
December 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I was up at four am today, who’s taking bets on me making it til ten?
December 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
happy caturday from edgar & his box.
December 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
walking into 2026
December 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
when it’s 5 degrees F, bernadette peters wears the buff on her ears.
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
whoa I just saw a deer run straight past my window.

I live in the city & she was headed towards even more city.

I’m so worried now.
December 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
homeland security after going back five years on my social media.
December 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
going to the jazz estate tonight to watch a full performance of a charlie brown christmas, but my fancy holiday suit won’t be here until monday.
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
maybe a polar plunge would fix me.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM