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@ericinthevalley.bsky.social
Wing sauce on my face probably. WinterMonths is our band. https://on.soundcloud.com/ 👈for fun!
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No, I didn’t just hear the theme song for Greatest American Hero there is something in my eye ok.
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
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A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
February 3, 2026 at 11:54 AM
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
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Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Before Mr and Mrs Potatohead tied the knot, they were cohabi-taters.
I rarely forget to log out before I leave the bathroom
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
I rarely forget to log out before I leave the bathroom
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Called two gym bros 'swolemates' today so I'm posting this from inside a locker.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Called two gym bros 'swolemates' today so I'm posting this from inside a locker.
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I’m obsessed with you??
YOU’RE the one that won’t get out of my head!
YOU’RE the one that won’t get out of my head!
February 2, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I’m obsessed with you??
YOU’RE the one that won’t get out of my head!
YOU’RE the one that won’t get out of my head!
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I bet it feels so good for the parking lot to be empty after being full all day
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I bet it feels so good for the parking lot to be empty after being full all day
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My boss can talk for 45 straight minutes without taking a breath.
February 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
My boss can talk for 45 straight minutes without taking a breath.
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Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.
January 19, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Stop mansplaining The Silence of the Lambs to me, I dont need a Hannibal lecture.
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Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Got fired from my job as a vet because I told a lady I was ‘hoptimistic’ about her rabbit walking again lol and also because I’m not a qualified vet.
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Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Quiet you. Just let the rich people tell us what to do
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Therapist: what seems to be the problem?
Me: singular? that’s cute
Me: singular? that’s cute
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Therapist: what seems to be the problem?
Me: singular? that’s cute
Me: singular? that’s cute
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*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
February 3, 2026 at 4:29 AM
*looking at the Mona Lisa* there is no way a turtle painted this
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I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
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For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died
February 3, 2026 at 6:05 AM
For years, I thought DEFCON 5 was more serious than DEFCON 1, and I'll be honest: a lot of people died
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This day in history. 1509. The Battle of Diu in India saw the Portuguese navy defeat a joint fleet of the Ottoman Empire, the Republic of Venice, the Sultan of Gujarat, the Mamluk Burji Sultanate of Egypt, the Zamorin of Calicut, the Republic of Ragusa, the Ace of Base, and the Kings of Leon.
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This day in history. 1509. The Battle of Diu in India saw the Portuguese navy defeat a joint fleet of the Ottoman Empire, the Republic of Venice, the Sultan of Gujarat, the Mamluk Burji Sultanate of Egypt, the Zamorin of Calicut, the Republic of Ragusa, the Ace of Base, and the Kings of Leon.
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We just have to make it to jorts season. Balance will return. Society will heal.
February 3, 2026 at 12:27 AM
We just have to make it to jorts season. Balance will return. Society will heal.
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I love that Trump can’t win with his Kennedy center, so he’s just closing it for two years!
What the Kennedy family should do now is ask for their name to be taken off Trump‘s center and have some wealthy donors build a brand new Kennedy center.
What the Kennedy family should do now is ask for their name to be taken off Trump‘s center and have some wealthy donors build a brand new Kennedy center.
February 2, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I love that Trump can’t win with his Kennedy center, so he’s just closing it for two years!
What the Kennedy family should do now is ask for their name to be taken off Trump‘s center and have some wealthy donors build a brand new Kennedy center.
What the Kennedy family should do now is ask for their name to be taken off Trump‘s center and have some wealthy donors build a brand new Kennedy center.
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February 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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If they are truly "only after dangerous criminals" ICE should not be able to lay a hand on ANYONE unless they have a warrant for that person. Random abductions of US citizens should be punishable. ICE should be held accountable for bodily injury, damage to property and loss of life.
ICE OUT NOW!
ICE OUT NOW!
January 31, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If they are truly "only after dangerous criminals" ICE should not be able to lay a hand on ANYONE unless they have a warrant for that person. Random abductions of US citizens should be punishable. ICE should be held accountable for bodily injury, damage to property and loss of life.
ICE OUT NOW!
ICE OUT NOW!
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To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
To all the Minnesotans who are making their voices heard and protesting peacefully:
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
The world is watching, and when change comes, it will be because of you.
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Just once, for posteriorety:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
February 1, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Just once, for posteriorety:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVsl...
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Everybody is wrong except for me
February 1, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Everybody is wrong except for me
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You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
February 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
You've totally changed my perspective, angry guy who can't spell
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So it now appears the safest place to be is in the epstein files and at a screening of melania
February 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
So it now appears the safest place to be is in the epstein files and at a screening of melania