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Captain Kramer
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"Captain, maybe we should start helping people."
"No... That's just what they'll be expecting us to do."
Art, baby.
Brought it like there's no tomorrow.
So, so good:
Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 AM
'It's an existential civic crisis, but do go shopping.'

Minnesota's own George W. Bush.
When people are afraid to go to work, afraid to shop, or afraid to gather in their community, it hurts families, neighborhoods, and our entire economy.

If you can, show up for a small business and let’s continue to show the nation what it means to respond with care and decency.
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Widespread gambling props up the individualism that predatory capitalism requires. Lose big and it's your own fault, not that of structural/institutional design.
February 10, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Liberals OK with genocide losing them an election said what, now?

Winning the most important election ever (sic) was simple: come out swinging against genocide. Luckily that did not require great moral stature to accomplish, but liberals gonna liberal.
February 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Liberals On Sunday: OMG Bad Bunny is so great! America includes ALL the American continent, not just the US!

Liberals Today: Oh, Cubans are starving? Suck it up, commies
February 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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New York City: The time has arrived. Finally, a chance to tell the city EXACTLY what your landlord’s been getting away with. NYC’s first Rental Ripoff Hearings are happening in all five boroughs, and we want to hear from you. Real New Yorkers. Real stories. Real policy changes. 
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Age verification? I have seen and used a rotary phone.
Age verification? I was in the military before energy drinks.
Age verification? I was alive during the Carter presidency
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Kid Rock's a rebel with a municipal golf course dress code violation.
February 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
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February 2026 - the BMJ publishes a piece called "Why covid-19 is “a vascular disease masquerading as a respiratory one”

Some of us have been screaming this for years

www.bmj.com/content/392/...
Why covid-19 is “a vascular disease masquerading as a respiratory one”
Covid-19 is not just a respiratory infection. Cardiovascular symptoms are seen in both acute and long covid. Katharine Lang reports on what we’ve learnt since the onset of the pandemic Cardiovascular...
www.bmj.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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When AI was added to a tool for sinus surgery: “Cerebrospinal fluid leaked from one patient’s nose. In another… a surgeon mistakenly punctured the base of a patient’s skull. In two other cases, patients suffered strokes after a major artery was accidentally injured”

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts
Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...
www.reuters.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
No one familiar with Healey is surprised by this; she's right wing with a patina of identity politics.

It's also illustrative of the state Democratic Party, which rivals California's for intensity of corruption and contempt for the public.
NEW: Of all the states that voted for Harris over Trump in 2024, there's only one where a Dem governor is overseeing an ICE's 287(g) program:

Massachusetts.

Other blue states have quit, or even outright banned it. My colleague on what's happening: boltsmag.org/massachusett...
Inside ICE’s Only Contract with a Blue State - Bolts
As part of a 287(g) contract between state officials and ICE, Massachusetts continues to release prisoners into deportation—even as state lawmakers look to ban other forms of ICE collaboration.
boltsmag.org
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 AM
More comfortable being a Democrat isn't the own he thinks. Or anyone else, tbh.
February 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Jack Schlockberg
Or... Hear me out on this one... We stop having political dynasties.
February 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
China: we have a plan to unite the entire Eurasian landmass with transportation, trade, and education.

US: we're going back to the 14th century as fast as we can.
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”
February 9, 2026 at 3:12 PM
'People have said to me, blowing only half of a huge hole in their budget is really what they're after.'

DNC quisling POS.
In NYC, Mayor Zohran Mamdani cruised to victory in part because of a pledge to make child care free.

But D.C. mayoral candidate Janeese Lewis George's plan for affordable childcare doesn't go that far: “People have said to me, ‘We don't want free child care. We just want affordable child care.'"
Janeese Lewis George wants affordable child care for DC
It’s not free, and her plan faces fiscal challenges.
51st.news
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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literally zero people have said they only want affordable childcare and not free childcare lol.
February 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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Trump threw paper towels out at Puerto Rico.

Bad Bunny just threw kindness and generosity at the rest of us.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
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It does really hit you that American artists of color continue to make these aesthetically incredible, thematically rich works of art and the white supremacists that rule this country are just complete dullards
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Democrats are celebrating a bit too loudly over a few special elections when they [checks notes] were full and enthusiastic partners of the policies that put us here.

If special recall elections pick off their decrepit, long-bought leadership, you can have one (1) cupcake but *no* candle on it.
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 7, 2026 at 6:49 PM
What a relief! If you really want to find him, here are some possibilities:

Have you looked in the Attacking Whistleblowers Files?
The Wall Street-Fellating Bailout Files?
The Expanding The War Voters Wanted Stopped Files?
The Failing To Seat Two SCOTUS Justices Files?
Your Black History Moment

Not in The Epstein Files.
February 7, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Virginia State Senator Louise Lucas is just a delight on every level
February 7, 2026 at 3:36 AM
YEAHHHHH BOIEEEEE!
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM