Stew
@stewnami.bsky.social
Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.
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I bet clouds hate when people say they look like things they aren’t
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 AM
I bet clouds hate when people say they look like things they aren’t
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oof, right in the gut
Queefs put the air in missionary
January 18, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Queefs put the air in missionary
I’m not the evil twin.
It turns out, I’m cake
It turns out, I’m cake
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I’m not the evil twin.
It turns out, I’m cake
It turns out, I’m cake
I call you my plushie cuz you be getting stuffed
January 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
I call you my plushie cuz you be getting stuffed
She blows you kisses with her fiery breath
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
She blows you kisses with her fiery breath
Goes back in time just to be the only one who wasn’t kung fu fighting
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Goes back in time just to be the only one who wasn’t kung fu fighting
A breast reduction can be a long story short
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
A breast reduction can be a long story short
Sometimes, the answer to “Are you okay?” Is yes, but it doesn’t mean I’m good. It means core survival is being met.
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Sometimes, the answer to “Are you okay?” Is yes, but it doesn’t mean I’m good. It means core survival is being met.
Put plastic on furniture in one room of your house that isn’t your bedroom or living room.
Make visitors wonder what you do in there.
Make visitors wonder what you do in there.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Put plastic on furniture in one room of your house that isn’t your bedroom or living room.
Make visitors wonder what you do in there.
Make visitors wonder what you do in there.
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I often wonder if the batteries I throw away are blowing up somewhere right now.
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I often wonder if the batteries I throw away are blowing up somewhere right now.
I’m just a guy, saying stuff to the abyss, hoping that’s it’s not really and abyss, but a gateway to talking away the loneliness
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I’m just a guy, saying stuff to the abyss, hoping that’s it’s not really and abyss, but a gateway to talking away the loneliness
If I said you had a nice pillow, would you hold it against me?
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
If I said you had a nice pillow, would you hold it against me?
Stretchmarks are like seeing the brush strokes on a work of art
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Stretchmarks are like seeing the brush strokes on a work of art
Got attacked by a shark when I was crowd surfing
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Got attacked by a shark when I was crowd surfing
The 2025 ball drop, but it’s a fireball into a dumpster
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
The 2025 ball drop, but it’s a fireball into a dumpster
Let the tears of the past water what’s blooming now
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Let the tears of the past water what’s blooming now
Someone should replace pics of Chris Cornell with Chris Parnell and vice versa for funsies
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Someone should replace pics of Chris Cornell with Chris Parnell and vice versa for funsies
Your’e inspirational lyrics, and I’m the nonsensical grunting in a Korn song
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Your’e inspirational lyrics, and I’m the nonsensical grunting in a Korn song
Pompeii, but it was a molten lava cake that erupted and covered everything
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Pompeii, but it was a molten lava cake that erupted and covered everything
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I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
I’m sorry you mistook my whispering of “let’s get out of here” to mean something sexy.
I’m just having a panic attack
I’m just having a panic attack
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
I’m sorry you mistook my whispering of “let’s get out of here” to mean something sexy.
I’m just having a panic attack
I’m just having a panic attack
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I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
Just got visited by The Ghost of Christmas Pissed
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Just got visited by The Ghost of Christmas Pissed
I don’t drive, but your curves are still dangerous to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I don’t drive, but your curves are still dangerous to me