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Stew
@stewnami.bsky.social
Problem solver. Idiot. Co-host of Salty Language Podcast and The Crazy Life Podcast.

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I bet clouds hate when people say they look like things they aren’t
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Queefs put the air in missionary
January 18, 2026 at 5:47 AM
I’m not the evil twin.
It turns out, I’m cake
January 17, 2026 at 1:48 PM
I call you my plushie cuz you be getting stuffed
January 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
She blows you kisses with her fiery breath
January 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Goes back in time just to be the only one who wasn’t kung fu fighting
January 14, 2026 at 10:14 AM
A breast reduction can be a long story short
January 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Sometimes, the answer to “Are you okay?” Is yes, but it doesn’t mean I’m good. It means core survival is being met.
January 7, 2026 at 7:24 AM
Put plastic on furniture in one room of your house that isn’t your bedroom or living room.
Make visitors wonder what you do in there.
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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I often wonder if the batteries I throw away are blowing up somewhere right now.
January 5, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I’m just a guy, saying stuff to the abyss, hoping that’s it’s not really and abyss, but a gateway to talking away the loneliness
January 4, 2026 at 8:32 AM
If I said you had a nice pillow, would you hold it against me?
January 4, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Stretchmarks are like seeing the brush strokes on a work of art
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Got attacked by a shark when I was crowd surfing
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
The 2025 ball drop, but it’s a fireball into a dumpster
January 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Let the tears of the past water what’s blooming now
December 31, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Someone should replace pics of Chris Cornell with Chris Parnell and vice versa for funsies
December 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Your’e inspirational lyrics, and I’m the nonsensical grunting in a Korn song
December 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Pompeii, but it was a molten lava cake that erupted and covered everything
December 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I’m sorry you mistook my whispering of “let’s get out of here” to mean something sexy.
I’m just having a panic attack
December 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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I bet the first guy who threw shit into a fan had no idea what a legacy he would leave behind.
November 17, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Just got visited by The Ghost of Christmas Pissed
December 22, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I don’t drive, but your curves are still dangerous to me
December 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM