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@ericinthevalley.bsky.social
Wing sauce on my face probably. WinterMonths is our band. https://on.soundcloud.com/x8589xsbmPEvitEE9
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No, I didn’t just hear the theme song for Greatest American Hero there is something in my eye ok.
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Alcohol may not solve all life’s problems but conducting an in-depth investigation just to be sure is a hill I’m prepared to die on.
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Alcohol may not solve all life’s problems but conducting an in-depth investigation just to be sure is a hill I’m prepared to die on.
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How baby beetles are made…
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
How baby beetles are made…
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The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
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If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If I had a time machine me and Duke Ellington would ride our bikes to the Cape Cod Canal and we’d fish for stripers at sunset.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
“We’re canal rats!” I’d joke, but he’d already be composing music based on the sound of cars and trucks going over the Sagamore Bridge.
Half of the earth is always lit. Will you stand with me and my effort to make the earth 75% lit by 2030?
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Half of the earth is always lit. Will you stand with me and my effort to make the earth 75% lit by 2030?
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If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you think you're in love with me you should know I chew gum in my sleep.
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The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The arbiters of morality make me glad to be a degenerate
I want to buy an extension cord that’s like seventeen feet long. Or a charge cord. Doesn’t matter. But if it’s like seventeen feet long that’d be good
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I want to buy an extension cord that’s like seventeen feet long. Or a charge cord. Doesn’t matter. But if it’s like seventeen feet long that’d be good
I know it’s none of my business, but why aren’t you incessantly humming Ron Sexmith tunes to yourself?
October 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I know it’s none of my business, but why aren’t you incessantly humming Ron Sexmith tunes to yourself?
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“I’ll see what I can do,” or as I also like to say, “I won’t be doing anything”
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
“I’ll see what I can do,” or as I also like to say, “I won’t be doing anything”
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They may take our lives, but they will never tame, our eyebrows.
October 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
They may take our lives, but they will never tame, our eyebrows.
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hey abyss, you up
January 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
hey abyss, you up
Labour Day weekend 1984
Them: Completed Independant study on the works of Franz Kafka
Me: Concluded that the record jacket said Zoso, not Zofo.
Them: Completed Independant study on the works of Franz Kafka
Me: Concluded that the record jacket said Zoso, not Zofo.
September 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Labour Day weekend 1984
Them: Completed Independant study on the works of Franz Kafka
Me: Concluded that the record jacket said Zoso, not Zofo.
Them: Completed Independant study on the works of Franz Kafka
Me: Concluded that the record jacket said Zoso, not Zofo.
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(me, feverishly focused on the task at hand)
window seat guy: so you're for real clipping your toenails then
window seat guy: so you're for real clipping your toenails then
September 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
(me, feverishly focused on the task at hand)
window seat guy: so you're for real clipping your toenails then
window seat guy: so you're for real clipping your toenails then
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responding officers approached cautiously, just in case it was a packing peanut
August 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
responding officers approached cautiously, just in case it was a packing peanut
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I'm a busy man these daydreams don't create themselves.
August 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I'm a busy man these daydreams don't create themselves.
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If you can dream it you can fail at it.
August 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If you can dream it you can fail at it.
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Lines. It takes two to tangent.
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lines. It takes two to tangent.
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I found the secret to going to bed early. It's getting up at 5:45am
August 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I found the secret to going to bed early. It's getting up at 5:45am
As a lad I loved to play with Lego!
But you would never catch me playing with legos. Gnome sayn?!
But you would never catch me playing with legos. Gnome sayn?!
August 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
As a lad I loved to play with Lego!
But you would never catch me playing with legos. Gnome sayn?!
But you would never catch me playing with legos. Gnome sayn?!
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much like the tall, rugged palm trees that sway with the wind but never break, he hated dumb analogies
August 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
much like the tall, rugged palm trees that sway with the wind but never break, he hated dumb analogies
Rewatching Schitts Creek again because!
August 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Rewatching Schitts Creek again because!
I expect the biggest difference would be that upon hearing what the mission is I would likely say “No thanks that sounds impossible.”
August 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I expect the biggest difference would be that upon hearing what the mission is I would likely say “No thanks that sounds impossible.”
It’s been too long since I’ve woken up to the sound of rain on our roof! Rained just hard enough to soak the inside of my car.
August 13, 2025 at 10:36 AM
It’s been too long since I’ve woken up to the sound of rain on our roof! Rained just hard enough to soak the inside of my car.
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I like my lovers like I like my mason jars: wide-mouthed and on a shelf in the basement full of tomatoes and sealed against botulism
August 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I like my lovers like I like my mason jars: wide-mouthed and on a shelf in the basement full of tomatoes and sealed against botulism